Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical thinker: Breaks down balance and design details, like HP thresholds for melee in “Understand why people think it won't change much and I agree BUT for melee characters those 25 hp differential do matter”.
- Highly dedicated: Grinds ranks and proficiencies with clear goals, e.g. “Goals for S6… Get back to eternity… Reach 100hrs on Sai/DD/Jean” and pushing DD to level 70 in “yea im only grinding DD to lv70”.
- Self-aware: Open about own limitations and burnout, e.g. “was burnout from the game solo q to eternity for 3 szn straight” and recognizing need to improve off tanks in “lowkey need to actually get better at off tanks”.
- Supportive friend: Engages warmly with moots and gives shoutouts, like “shoutout to all of you for making this season good” and protecting a friend in “Tsu is oomf so she's protected from this slander”.
- Honest communicator: Speaks directly about issues, both in-game and socially, like calling out drama and behavior in “Big ol' age of 32 talking about 'I act like this with everyone' have the emotional maturity to understand people don't take 'dark' humour the same way”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and slurs toward other players, e.g. “Gambit players are boosted asf i dont give a fuck holy shit you niggas are ass” and “niggas so ass they can't even run that cornball comp properly”.
- Competitive irritability: Shows strong frustration with teammates and metas, like “If you a tank player and you decide to switch to strange mid game you are dumb as shit im sorry” and complaints about triple support as a “plague” in “triple support was a genuine plague”.
- Role gatekeeping: Frames performance very rigidly, e.g. “if you play DPS and your avg/10 mins final hits isn't at the very least around 10, either improve or dps is just not for you”, which can dismiss learning players.
- Public conflict focus: Frequently amplifies or comments on beef and drama, like “Another beef on the tl” and “Oomfs beefing on the tl”, which can keep negativity circulating.
- Sleep neglect: Mentions lack of sleep and its impact, e.g. “Lack of sleep whooping my ass so i didnt notice” and “Can't sleep kill me, all I can think of are new routes and ohko's on post nerf DD”, suggesting poor rest habits.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here cooking Hawkeyes on DD and solo‑q’ing to Celestial, but I promise I’ve got better positioning than those supports who ‘forget’ to heal you—when are we duo‑queuing so I can finally stop being one of those bots you rant about?
- You said you’re ‘lowkey starting to be known as a DD player’—crazy, because every time I see you on the TL I’m already taking true damage; must be that hitscan demon aura you were talking about on 2026‑01‑11.
- You clown triple support comps every other day, but if we queued together I’d happily run main support just to pocket your Daredevil—only condition is you let me be the one person on the team you *don’t* call garbage.
- You joked about being a Lady Loki main in silver 1 who loves Clairo and Frieren… I can’t tank for you in silver, but I can definitely be your dedicated dive partner in Eternity and your Clairo concert date offline.
- You’re grinding DD to 70, planning Lord Spider‑Man, and stressing about dive hate—meanwhile I’m over here trying to unlock ‘Animated Lord Saga 2099’ by getting you to let me be your permanent queue partner before Elektra even drops.
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Tank/DPS fiend in Marvel Rivals, certified DD menace. Once solo‑queued to near Eternity on no sleep and bad coffee. Horror, games, Clairo on loop.– @s_xcellence
Your signature cocktail
Hitscan High Elo Hellfire
This cocktail is built like a sweaty high-rank queue: overproof dark rum with chili for the way they "been frying him on DD tho y'all stay safe ✌️" and their constant beef with triple support metas. The espresso and cold brew mix is for the sleepless grind and labbing new tech when they admit "Can't sleep kill me, all I can think of are new routes and ohko's on post nerf DD." Blackberry-clove syrup adds a dark sweetness that matches their playful toxicity and self-aware demon persona like "Everywhere I look I'm called a demon" and the fake Lady Loki in silver 1 looking for a carry: "I'm a lady Loki main in silver 1, I like lady gaga clairo and I like to watch frieren 🙂❤️✨." The smoked sea salt & lime capture their sharp, salty takes on balance like "Gambit players are boosted asf i dont give a fuck holy shit you niggas are ass" and the way they dissect dive vs poke. Finally, an absinthe mist on top is for the almost-mythical demon aura they joke about, from "Good evening, goats!!" to being known as a DD menace: "lowkey starting to be known as a DD player might aswell make a clip dump eventually." Strong, slightly bitter, and stylishly chaotic, it’s the drink you order when you queue DPS/Tank and fully expect to hard-carry.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a competitive, results‑driven mindset and a clear desire to distinguish themselves, which aligns strongly with Slytherin ambition. They frequently emphasize rank and performance goals, e.g. wanting to "let me lock in and hit 80" winrate on DD and setting explicit seasonal targets like "Get back to eternity (OAA if im motivated)" and "Lord spider man" in “Goals for S6 Get back to eternity (OAA if im motivated) Be a full DPS/Tank player and get better at tank Lord spider man (kill me) Reach 100hrs on Sai/DD/Jean”. They also care about status and reputation within the community, noting that they're "lowkey starting to be known as a DD player" and considering making a "clip dump" in “Lack of sleep whooping my ass so i didnt notice Thank you for 500!!! lowkey starting to be known as a DD player might aswell make a clip dump eventually”. Their tone toward bad teammates and balance decisions is cutting and unapologetic, as in calling Gambit players "boosted" and the balance team "the most incompetent side of the devs so far" in “Gambit players are boosted asf i dont give a fuck holy shit you niggas are ass” and “I'm sorry but the balance team has genuinely been the most incompetent side of the devs so far”, showing blunt pragmatism over niceness. At the same time, they’re strategic and meta‑oriented, talking about adapting to balance changes and mocking players who refuse to adapt, e.g. “Consistent balance will never happen in this game because people rather bitch and moan than actually adapt to meta changes Dive could be meta in 6.5 and your team would still run strange punisher luna ✌️”. This mix of ambition, focus on climbing, concern with image, and ruthless honesty fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A fitting song for them is Brutal by Olivia Rodrigo, which matches their mix of frustration, competitiveness, and dark humor. They’re very candid and harshly honest about their game experiences, like when they say “Gambit players are boosted asf i dont give a fuck holy shit you niggas are ass” and “If you a tank player and you decide to switch to strange mid game you are dumb as shit im sorry”. The song’s theme of being talented but tired and annoyed lines up with their grind mentality and burnout, shown when they mention solo queuing to top ranks and debating if they still have the passion, as in “If i want to hit eternity again i gotta play everyday for the remainer of the szn Do i have that kind of passion in me again”. There’s also a clear undercurrent of emotional fatigue and personal drama, like “2 of my friends just confessed to me, way to ruin my mood for the day” and “Woke up feeling like shit tried to go back to sleep, now im awake again and feel even worse”, which mirrors the song’s sense of being overwhelmed. Even their self-aware, slightly chaotic persona—joking about being called a demon and needing therapy, as in “you get compliments for being good at rivals, i get told to sick therapy and get a life we not the same”—fits the raw, fed-up energy of Brutal.
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