Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally resilient: She celebrates long‑term recovery from suicidality and self‑harm and credits faith and a healthy environment for her progress: “eh je me rends compte doucement que ça fait un peu plus de trois ans que j'ai pas eu de pensées suicidaires…”.
- Loyal friend: She openly adores and supports friends like Amandine and Sarah, from escape games to day trips and in‑jokes: “Amandine obligée de tweeter sur moi pour me joindre… JE SUIS LÀ MA BELLE…”.
- Self‑aware: She reflects on her own behavior, autism, and communication style, acknowledging how she might come off to others: “autism makes me annoying”.
- High‑achieving: She earned an engineering degree with top marks and takes pride in her professional progress: “votre copine est officiellement ingénieur avec un petit 20/20 à sa soutenance”.
- Empathetic helper: She shares practical advice on painful experiences (like IUD insertion) to make things easier for others: “si je peux aider, personnellement première tentative extrêmement douloureuse… 2e… niquel, 0 douleurs”.
Weaknesses:
- Intense anger: Her frustration with men and others can explode into very harsh, dehumanizing language: “les hommes je vous déteste… vous êtes répugnants”.
- Harsh communication: She often uses insults when upset (toward bosses, neighbors, or TV candidates), which can escalate conflict: “mon responsable qui nous laisse sa merde… jvais chier dans ses pompes de secu”.
- Work stress: She feels overwhelmed by work demands and last‑minute responsibilities, impacting her mood and well‑being: “donc là jvais rester 1h30 en plus pour un fils de pute… m d r”.
- Emotional volatility: Her mood swings between humor and dark thoughts, including references to self‑harm or death as coping jokes: “ce soir magnésium + ashwaganda écoutez moi bien si je dors pas au moins 8h je me flingue”.
- Boundary struggles: She lets others’ drama (e.g., her mother’s trauma dumping or family criticism) heavily affect her day: “jpense ma mère si elle trauma dump pas tous les jours où je suis au taff elle se sent mal”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, politically and socially aware, and often frustrated with how unfair people can be. Like Lisa, she openly talks about mental health and growth, celebrating progress with tweets like “eh je me rends compte doucement que ça fait un peu plus de trois ans que j'ai pas eu de pensées suicidaires et quatre ans que j'ai pas self harm, REINE que je suis merci Seigneur pour les travaux 🙏🏻 et merci à mon environnement sain et équilibré aussi, votre amour me porte ❤️”. She has a strong sense of justice and calls out hypocrisy and harassment, echoing Lisa’s activist streak, as in “les mêmes sacs à merde qui agissent pas quand t'as des mecs bizarres/dangereux et/ou complètement défoncés qui insultent et menacent les passagers 👐🏻” and “j'avais dit qu'on pouvait pas choisir son orientation sexuelle et des lesbiennes extrémistes me sont tombées dessus... (#timbrées)”. She’s nerdy/passionate in a very Lisa way, whether it’s engineering and being proud of her degree in “votre copine est officiellement ingénieur avec un petit 20/20 à sa soutenance 🤭” or going deep into fandoms like LOTR in “marathon lotr, marathon le hobbit, là je relis des fics de 300k mots de réécriture du hobbit... ouais jcrois bien que je suis retombée dans la marmite là”. The self-aware, sometimes socially awkward angle—such as “autism makes me annoying”—also fits Lisa’s tendency to feel out of step with others. Finally, despite anger at injustice (e.g. “en fait les hommes je vous déteste d'une force, vous arrivez toujours à tout gâcher...”), there’s clear empathy and deep love for friends, family, and even her cat Mira, very much in line with Lisa’s big heart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they’re highly outwardly expressive, constantly sharing reactions, jokes, and personal life with others, joking about being overwhelmed by loud people on the bus while still being very socially engaged, as in “Alors non je ne suis pas ASOCIALE il y a juste des pétasses qui crient dans le bus…” and openly dramatizing work and friends: “mon responsable qui nous laisse sa merde avant de partir en congés c'est ma 13e raison…”. They seem clearly iNtuitive: they love fiction, fanfic and fantasy worlds, e.g. “marathon lotr… j'ai une carte de la Terre du Milieu et une porte de Durin dans mon salon...”, and spin humorous, imaginative monologues like the dream of overthrowing a government and becoming queen: “j'ai rêvé que je renversais un gouvernement et que je devenais reine d'un état hyper féministe...”. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: they react in emotional and moral terms, talking about trauma, self‑love, sexism and unfair treatment, such as “tu donnes ton avis on te dit que tu 't'emportes'… si j'étais un homme vous me traiteriez pas comme ça.” and celebrating mental health progress: “ça fait un peu plus de trois ans que j'ai pas eu de pensées suicidaires… votre amour me porte ❤️”. Finally, they read as more Perceiving than Judging: they constantly describe impulsive decisions and last‑minute changes (dyeing hair, binging shows, staying up late to finish a game), like “carrément j'ai dépassé mon bedtime pour finir le jeu” and “je m'ennuie tellement que je suis à deux doigts de me faire rousse”, and their life looks flexible, reactive and experience‑driven rather than tightly planned. Putting this together, the profile best fits ENFP: expressive, imaginative, emotionally intense, values‑driven, and spontaneous.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you re-fell into the LOTR marmite with a Middle-earth map and a Door of Durin in your living room… if I say ‘mellon’, do I get to enter your marathon of extended editions and 300k-word Hobbit rewrites too, or is that a second-date privilege?
- You cried over a book, over ‘Kpop Demon Hunters’, and over your cat being put down, but haven’t had suicidal thoughts in 3+ years and just bagged an engineering degree with 20/20… I don’t wanna fix you, I just wanna be the soft place you land after you absolutely fix the rest of the world.
- You dreaming of motorcycles, planning crash bars as your first purchase, and getting blue-and-yellow legs from practice is so insanely on brand that I’m legally required to ask: can I be your emotional crash bar, or at least your passenger princess in a really good helmet?
- You: complaining about the empty toilet paper holder even though you live alone. Me: volunteering as tribute to be the person you can actually yell at for it, then making you a tiramisu to eat in front of an anti-obesity ad while we laugh at the universe together.
- Between Mira dropping nuclear farts in your arms, your 7 a.m. bus rage with earplugs, and that bestie everyone mistakes for your wifey, I’m just trying to audition for a tiny role in the Salomé Cinematic Universe—preferably as the funny, obsessed-with-you, muscly fictional man but, like… in DLC girlfriend form.
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Your new Twitter bio
Engineer, LOTR re-reader, horror escape game survivor & proud cat staff to Mira. Once argued with my GPS in public and lost.– @saamsalemm
Your signature cocktail
The Redheaded Durin Goddess
The spiced dark rum is for their intense, sometimes chaotic passion and rants about men and injustice, like when they say they "hate men" with their whole chest in “en fait les hommes je vous déteste d'une force, vous arrivez toujours à tout gâcher”. Blood orange juice brings drama and sweetness at once, echoing crying over books and movies in “encore une soirée à pleurer sur un bouquin eh beh” and their LOTR/Hobbit obsession in “marathon lotr, marathon le hobbit… jcrois bien que je suis retombée dans la marmite là”. Honey-ginger syrup represents their mix of softness and bite: the tenderness toward friends/pets in “mon enfant ma fierté est dentiste… des news qui donnent le smile comme ça” and “si je meurs et que mira mange mon cadavre en vrai ça me dérange pas”, but with that sharp, sarcastic humor and clapbacks scattered all over their TL. A dash of bitter Fernet/amaro nods to their darker history and gallows humor about mental health and work hell, like “ce soir magnésium + ashwaganda écoutez moi bien si je dors pas au moins 8h je me flingue”, balanced by their pride in healing in “ça fait un peu plus de trois ans que j'ai pas eu de pensées suicidaires… REINE que je suis”. Finally, the sparkling water with edible gold shimmer is for the newly-minted, glittering engineer/moto girl energy in “votre copine est officiellement ingénieur avec un petit 20/20 à sa soutenance” and the "jolie rouquine" era of “bon bah je suis une jolie rouquine”, turning all that chaos, nerdiness, and self-love into a fizzy, magical Middle-earth-worthy potion.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show very strong Gryffindor-style courage and readiness to fight for what they believe is right, often in a blunt, confrontational way. For example, they openly call out misogyny and male entitlement in harsh terms in “en fait les hommes je vous déteste d'une force, vous arrivez toujours à tout gâcher…”, and criticize people mistreating women in relationships in “grandissez et prenez vos responsabilités au lieu de faire perdre leur temps à des femmes…”. They also stand up publicly on heavier issues like mental health and boundaries with family, describing their own struggles and progress in “ça fait un peu plus de trois ans que j'ai pas eu de pensées suicidaires… votre amour me porte ❤️”, and pushing back when they’re treated unfairly at work in “tu donnes ton avis on te dit que tu 't'emportes'… si j'étais un homme vous me traiteriez pas comme ça”. There’s also a very impulsive, dramatic streak typical of Gryffindor: threatening to “self-destruct” if they don’t sleep in “ce soir magnésium + ashwaganda écoutez moi bien si je dors pas au moins 8h je me flingue”, or joking that their boss leaving them work is their “13th reason” in “mon responsable qui nous laisse sa merde avant de partir en congés c'est ma 13e raison jvais chier dans ses pompes de secu”. Although they work hard (engineering degree, motorbike training) and are loyal to friends like Amandine, the dominant traits are boldness, emotional intensity, and a reflex to confront injustice head‑on, which are quintessentially Gryffindor rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quiet diligence of Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
A song that fits them best is Girls Just Want to Have Fun because their timeline is full of chaotic joy, friendship, and pop‑culture obsession, from their LOTR hyperfixation like “marathon lotr, marathon le hobbit…” to crying over books and movies such as “encore une soirée à pleurer sur un bouquin eh beh” and “bah dembele 11 minutos tardes mais Sinners meilleur film 2025??”. The song’s carefree, rebellious femininity mirrors how they rant about men and sexist double standards, for example “en fait les hommes je vous déteste d'une force…” and “la nouvelle génération d'hommes fait vraiment peur sah”, yet still center their own joy and standards. Their love for their friends and bestie day trips in tweets like “sinon trop lourd les day trips avec bestie vrmt <3” and playful WLW-coded jokes such as “Alors non je ne suis pas ASOCIALE… (#wlw)” echo the song’s celebration of girls having fun together on their own terms. At the same time, they openly talk about mental health and survival, like “un peu plus de trois ans que j'ai pas eu de pensées suicidaires…”, which fits the underlying resilience in the song: enjoying life loudly after having been through a lot. Overall, their mix of sharp humor, feminist anger, deep affection for their circle, and a constant drive to enjoy life despite everything makes this track feel like their personal anthem.
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