Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently centers his girlfriend in his life, like visiting her despite no return fare in “indo na ally bem tranquilo sabendo que nao tenho passagem para voltar para casa” and celebrating feeling better at her place in “eu venho para a minha namorada e consigo cagar direitinho”.
- Humorous self‑deprecating: Uses humor to talk about awkward or negative situations, like bowel issues in “depois de quase um mês sem cagar direito” or being called disgusting in “oi vc ta me chamando de nojento para tentar me ofender...”.
- Creative artist: Shows ongoing engagement with drawing and style, e.g. “como nao mudar o meu estilo de 3 em 3 dias”, experimenting with techniques in “vou começar a fazer isso nos meus desenhos”, and tattoos in “tattoo de hoje!!!!!”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares vulnerability, like feeling very bad about someone growing up in “euto mt mal ela era tao idiota e pequena pq que ela tem que crescer” and crying in the bathroom from nervousness in “fiquei nervoso e fui chora no banheiro...”.
- Loyal friend: Talks warmly and protectively about friends, like wanting UFPR to approve them in “ufpr aprove os meus amigos” and acknowledging a friend’s clumsy support in “eu sinto que o vinicio ta tentando impedir eu de me matar”.
Weaknesses:
- Crude expression: Frequently uses vulgar or explicit language, like “UNICA COISA QUE EU PAGO É BOQUETE. NAO PAGAREI PELOS MEUS PECADOS.” and sexual jokes in “gente ta proibido transar, o twitter nao deixa”.
- Public oversharing: Shares very private bodily or sexual details publicly, such as constipation in “depois de quase um mês sem cagar direito” and recounting people having sex in his room in “uma vez fizeram sexo no meu quarto, com meus pais em casa”.
- Self‑destructive thoughts: Mentions suicidal ideation indirectly in “eu sinto que o vinicio ta tentando impedir eu de me matar”, suggesting an internal struggle that may need more support or coping strategies.
- Conflict‑heavy posts: Engages in drama/indirect conflict on the timeline, like calling others out as unwilling to resolve issues in “sei lá eu acho que o mínimo que essa galera podia fazer é ir falar comigo” and reacting defensively in “oi vc ta me chamando de nojento para tentar me ofender...”.
- Negative self‑image: Uses language that frames himself harshly, like “vida de bobalhão” in “vida de bobalhão” and identifying with being seen as pathetic or an obstacle in “eles me olharam como se eu fosse o maior empata foda do planeta”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, but ultimately affectionate with the people they care about. Their humor is crude and gleefully inappropriate, like joking about bodily functions in “depois de quase um mês sem cagar direito eu venho para a minha namorada e consigo cagar direitinho, Deus é lindo mesmo” and sexual jokes in “UNICA COISA QUE EU PAGO É BOQUETE. NAO PAGAREI PELOS MEUS PECADOS.”. They also have that Bart-like tendency to mock absurd situations around them, such as school and social chaos, in tweets like “eu odeio mt esse colégio pqp” and “O CHEIRAO DE POD NA SALA como pode isso”. At the same time, there’s obvious warmth and loyalty toward friends and partner, seen in “pegando 2 horas de ônibus no calor para ver rpg do cellbo com a namorada” and “dormindo aq na casa do meu amor de novo oba oba”. The mix of self-deprecating jokes, chaotic energy, and genuine care for their circle fits Bart far better than more serious or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly share chaotic daily life with others, talk about friends and partners by name, and enjoy performing socially, e.g. “performando no ônibus aqq” and “pegando 2 horas de ônibus no calor para ver rpg do cellbo with my girlfriend”. They show Intuition over Sensing by turning experiences into metaphors, side-quests and narrative jokes, like “quest secreta do centro de sjp, so que é quest em dupla e não tenho ninguem para me acompanhar na missão” and using fandom/fiction frames such as Homestuck and Hetalia to describe life (“NAO OS HETALIA ESTAO CHEGANDO NO MEU TWT NAOOOO”). They come across clearly Feeling-oriented: their posts are emotionally expressive, often vulnerable or relational, like “fiquei nervoso e fui chora no banheiro...” and “eu sinto que o vinicio ta tentando impedir eu de me matar... 'vc é um bom rapaz' 'vc é maneiro'”. Their humor is blunt and crude, but the focus is still on feelings and interpersonal dynamics, as in “oi vc ta me chamando de nojento para tentar me ofender... oque mais que eu sou?? :3”. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving: they are spontaneous, messy, and rarely planned – going to their girlfriend without bus fare (“indo na ally bem tranquilo sabendo que nao tenho passagem para voltar para casa”), improvising tattoos and drawings (“até agr foi a q eu mais gostei de fazer, e do resultado”), and frequently shifting style or mood (“como nao mudar o meu estilo de 3 em 3 dias”). This blend of outgoing, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous behavior fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can unlock new skills on the bus and still ‘performar no ônibus’, imagine what we could unlock together on a two‑hour ride to go watch RPG do Cellbit hand in hand.
- You crossing half the city in the heat just to see Cellbit’s RPG with your girlfriend is peak romance… can I be the next ridiculous quest you spend two hours on a hot bus for?
- You said UFPR should approve your friends, but honestly, after those tattoos and your drawings (vinca major included), I think you’re the one who deserves immediate admission… and maybe a minor in my heart.
- You complain about dreams falling hard at the end of the year and people having sex in your room with red LEDs, so how about this: no red light, no bad timing, just us, pão com calabresa that you baked, and a movie where nobody ruins your peace?
- Since you’re brutally deregulated because no one gave you Homestuck plushies, I propose a trade: I show up with a plush, you show me your favorite sketchbook, and we see if we can stop changing styles every three days and just settle on ‘dating each other’ as the new canon.
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Your new Twitter bio
São José dos Pinhais • art, tattoos & too many bus stories • once got my best bowel movement just by visiting my girlfriend. Opinions here are my own.– @sabadoeumematoo
Your signature cocktail
Orgia Paranormal no Ônibus
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and way too honest, just like someone who tweets about performing on public transport in “performando no ônibus aqq” and then surviving the “ORGIA PARANORMAL”. The cachaça with coffee represents late‑night, overcaffeinated brainrot of a person who will cross town with “pegando 2 horas de ônibus no calor para ver rpg do cellbo com a namorada”. Passion fruit juice stands for the messy but sincere romance energy of sleeping over in “dormindo aq na casa do meu amor de novo oba oba” and dramatic bathroom moments like “fiquei nervoso e fui chora no banheiro...”. Sparkling guaraná is the fizzy, goofy timeline of “skibidi”, “gibbilish”, and horny chaos such as “UNICA COISA QUE EU PAGO É BOQUETE. NAO PAGAREI PELOS MEUS PECADOS.”. The smoked salt is the bitter edge of someone who can tweet “eu sinto que o vinicio ta tentando impedir eu de me matar so que ele não é bom com isso” and still laugh at themselves in “vida de bobalhão”. Finally, the lime‑crushed ice cools off the oversharing, bowel‑update level of intimacy from “depois de quase um mês sem cagar direito eu venho para a minha namorada e consigo cagar direitinho, Deus é lindo mesmo”, keeping the whole thing sharp, refreshing, and just unhinged enough.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center their friends and partner, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they joke tenderly about their girlfriend and clearly feel at home and safe with her in “depois de quase um mês sem cagar direito eu venho para a minha namorada e consigo cagar direitinho, Deus é lindo mesmo” and happily endure a long commute just to watch an RPG with her in “pegando 2 horas de ônibus no calor para ver rpg do cellbo com a namorada”. They also show concern and empathy toward others: they talk about friends’ futures in “ufpr aprove os meus amigos” and describe someone trying, in their own clumsy way, to keep them alive in “eu sinto que o vinicio ta tentando impedir eu de me matar so que ele não é bom com isso, dai ele so fala tipo 'vc é um bom rapaz' 'vc é maneiro'”, which shows they value loyalty and emotional support. Their tone is more self-deprecating and community-focused than ambitious or glory-seeking, as seen when they frame their life as "vida de bobalhão" in “vida de bobalhão” and when they’re more upset about social misunderstandings than status in “sei lá eu acho que o mínimo que essa galera podia fazer é ir falar comigo ou ter disponibilidade para se resolver comigo”. While they have creativity and humor that could fit Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, the dominant throughline is loyalty to friends, affection toward their partner, and a focus on relationships and fairness—core Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them well is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance, because it mixes melodrama, dark humor, and sincere emotion the same way their timeline does. They joke about being a mess yet keep moving forward, like when they say they’re brutally disappointed about plushies but still frame it in a funny, exaggerated way: “estou brutalmente desregulado pq 5 pessoas me prometeram pelúcias de homestuck esse ano e eu nao ganhei nenhuma :c”. There’s also a lot of self-deprecating, chaotic energy that hides real vulnerability, such as “eu sinto que o vinicio ta tentando impedir eu de me matar so que ele não é bom com isso, dai ele so fala tipo 'vc é um bom rapaz' 'vc é maneiro'”. At the same time, they clearly care deeply about friends and their girlfriend, taking long bus rides and joking about being broke just to spend time with her: “pegando 2 horas de ônibus no calor para ver rpg do cellbo com a namorada” and “indo na ally bem tranquilo sabendo que nao tenho passagem para voltar para casa”. The song’s theme of stumbling through pain with a theatrical, emo sense of humor mirrors their mix of angst, love, and absurd comedy, from oversharing bathroom problems to dramatic online rants like “desafio, não criar uma versão alternativa minha no seu cérebro e não se apaixonar pelo que vc criou de mim”. Overall, it captures their vibe of being a chaotic, emotional, affectionate teen navigating life like it’s one long, messy concept album.
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