Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Dedication: She is a committed medical student who studies complex subjects like "neuro" and "genetics" despite the heavy workload.
- Empathetic Educator: She finds genuine joy in teaching, noting her "heart feels warm" when called 'professor' during school extensions.
- Culturally Engaged: She possesses a deep interest in arts and media, frequently discussing House, Shameless, Severance, and her "Letterboxd retrospective".
- Social Loyalty: She expresses strong affection for her inner circle, stating she "loves her friends very much" and misses her "trio" during breaks.
- Humorous Self-Awareness: She uses sharp wit to critique her own habits, such as her "linguistic contagion" or tendency to fall for Twitter trends.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Impatience: She easily becomes frustrated with others, describing people as "insufferable" and "testing her patience".
- Emotional Volatility: Her moods swing drastically, from "crying copiously" for days to wanting to "hide in a fetal position".
- Academic Burnout: The pressure of medical school leads to resentment, such as being "genuinely pissed" over lipid absorption and hating "histology".
- Pessimistic Outlook: She often resorts to dark hyperbole, frequently mentioning "suicide" or "killing herself" when facing minor inconveniences.
- Judgmental Tendencies: She is quick to vocalize disdain for others, whether it is "ugly men", "people from Curitiba", or men who "think they can cook".
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Isa shares Lisa’s intellectual intensity and existential melancholy, frequently expressing frustration with the mediocrity of those around her. As a medical student dealing with “300 pages of genetics” and a deep love for House and neurobiology, she mirrors Lisa’s academic drive, yet she often feels “completely useless” when she doesn't meet her own high standards. Her tweets reveal a cynical worldview and a sharp sense of social critique, much like Lisa’s, especially when she laments that “everyone here is insufferable” or critiques gender dynamics. Ultimately, she is the precocious outsider who loves her friends and the arts, yet often feels like she’s “about to have a mental collapse” due to the weight of her own awareness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: although they go out and have friends, the tone is more about internal states, exhaustion, and wanting to withdraw, like “não quero ir embora queria só chorar em posição fetal” and the recurring wish to escape or disappear, e.g. “e se eu me matar 💭💭💭”. Their humor and complaints show a clear iNtuitive style: they jump to patterns and metaphors instead of plain facts, like “acho muito divertido acompanhar o fenômeno stories pós término” and “dentro de mim tem dois lobos”, framing life in concepts rather than just sensory detail. They are strongly Feeling: tweets are driven by emotion and interpersonal reactions – anger, affection, hurt, love for friends and students – such as “meu coração fica quentinho quando me chamam de prof sério” and “só precisava de um abraço agora”, even when expressed with sharp sarcasm like “depois não sabe pq ninguém te suporta”. On Judging vs Perceiving, they complain about disorganization and academic stress but seem to live reactively and spontaneously (drinking at 11, procrastinating, chaotic sleep and study), e.g. “fingindo que não tem 300 páginas de genética me esperando” and “bebendo desde as 11h o carnaval é lindo”, which fits Perceiving more than structured J. Putting this together – introspective, emotionally intense, idealistic/abstract, and somewhat chaotic – INFP fits better than nearby types like INFJ or ENFP. Their mix of dark humor, self-reflection, and strong values about people (friends, patients, students) is especially characteristic of an INFP’s inward-focused feeling and imaginative, slightly dramatic worldview.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a lipid? Because my heart is having some serious absorption issues trying to take in how gorgeous you are.
- I promise I'm not a 'weird man,' but I'd definitely be the Sal Saperstein to your Nástienka if it means we can skip the Curitiba social scene together.
- Forget the PBL method—the only 'problem-based' thing I want to study right now is why we haven’t gone out for mango and Old Barreiro yet.
- I checked my Letterboxd retrospective and it says my top-rated scene of the year is actually just any moment spent talking to you.
- If you ever decide to drop everything and move to Montevideo, let me know; I'm great at killing crickets and I promise not to make 'cooking' my entire personality.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Future psychiatrist navigating PBL medicine and 300-page genetics chapters. Proficient in neuro, Mitski, and avoiding men who make cooking their entire personality.– @sabwella
Your signature cocktail
Neurotic Montevidéu Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with coffee for the chaotic Brazilian med-student grind and late-night despair, the kind that tweets “a faculdade tá acabando comigo eu tô genuinamente puta por causa do processo de absorção do lipídio” and “não aguento mais todo dia isso (acordar)”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a bright bitterness to match lines like “tem poucos lugares que eu odeio mais que são paulo” and “me entristece que exista tanto homem feio no mundo”, because of course the drink has to be a little pissed off. Chimarrão (yerba mate) syrup nods to the southern vibes and academic stamina behind “sair em curitiba sempre significa encontrar 7 pessoas que eu não queria lembrar que existem” and “quando eu for psiquiatra vou proibir a desvenlafaxina 🙏🙏”. A sparkling wine topper adds celebration and drama for carnival energy and impulsive reinvention, like “bebendo desde as 11h o carnaval é lindo” and “nada me impede de largar tudo e me mudar pra montevidéu”. Finally, a dash of saline solution sharpens all the flavors, the emotional sting behind “um tandrilax e três tiros na cabeça resolveriam todos os meus problemas agora” and the dramatic self-drag of “talvez eu me mate”, turning dark humor into something bracing, complex, and weirdly comforting.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Isa demonstrates a Ravenclaw's analytical mindset and academic intensity, frequently dissecting complex subjects like “process of lipid absorption” or expressing a genuine passion for specialized knowledge with “my god I love neuro”. Her wit and appreciation for linguistic nuances, seen when she notes “linguistic contagion is very cute”, align with the house's intellectual curiosity. Despite her complaints about the workload, her commitment to the “medicina pbl” methodology and her desire to be a “psychiatrist” highlight a future built on expertise and cognitive skill. This blend of academic rigor, literary references to White Nights, and sharp observational humor makes her a clear fit for the house of the wise.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
This song perfectly captures the emotional volatility of a student who alternates between high-functioning academic achievement and deep, isolated melancholy. The lyrics reflect her self-deprecating humor about being “too much” and the feeling of being a burden to herself, often tweeting about wanting to “stay in bed” or “cry in a fetal position.” Lorde’s themes of loneliness and dramatic introspection mirror Isa’s frequent mentions of feeling “pathetic” and her heavy reliance on music like Mitski to process her emotions. Ultimately, it reflects her internal conflict as someone who loves her friends and profession but often feels like she is “falling apart” under the pressure of her own identity.
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