
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Andre most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: introspective, creative, and a little bit dramatic in a self-aware way. Like Lisa using her diary and sax to process feelings, Andre treats Twitter as a journal and creative outlet, explicitly saying they use it as a diary and talking about posting their first fic on AO3: “I’m about to post my first fic on ao3 it’s so over”. Their love of books and strong emotional reactions to stories also fits Lisa’s bookish side, shown when they gush, “I’m almost finished reading misery I don’t wanna finish yet it’s so good 💔” and later, “I FINISHED IT I was not expecting that ending but it was soo good im gonna watch the film tonight”. The mix of niche music taste and wanting to expand it—“I wanna start listening to depeche mode I only know 1 maybe 2 songs” and their excitement for Nine Inch Nails—parallels Lisa’s curiosity and tendency to dive deeply into interests. Even their slightly melodramatic tone about mundane struggles, like lamenting milk with “Milk is the best beverage ever I’m sad I can’t have it”, mirrors Lisa’s flair for heartfelt, sometimes theatrical angst.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert; they explicitly say they use Twitter as a diary in “intro ! 🦷 andre he/him i use this as my diary but I also post abt my interests sometimes”, and they worry about how to even be active on the platform in “How does one be active on Twitter what do you even post about”, which sounds self-conscious and inward-focused rather than attention-seeking. Their interests and expressions point to Intuition (N): they’re drawn to mood-heavy music (Nine Inch Nails, Depeche Mode) and a dark, emotional book like Misery in “I’m almost finished reading misery I don’t wanna finish yet it’s so good 💔”, and their bio line “someday you will ache like I ache” is metaphorical and thematic rather than concrete. Their tweets show a strong Feeling (F) preference: they focus on emotional experiences like affection for their pet in “Getting a cat was the best investment I’ve ever made I love my cat” and their emotional reaction to art in “I FINISHED IT I was not expecting that ending but it was soo good im gonna watch the film tonight”, rather than logical analysis. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they present themselves casually and a bit chaotically, wondering what to post in “I forgot twitter existed mybad idk what to post”, improvising things like making a priv and then “finding a way around it” in “I found a way around it @oldsweatylies”, and generally going with the flow rather than showing much structured planning. Putting this together, INFP fits best: an introspective, emotionally expressive person who uses their account as a diary, is pulled toward evocative media and aesthetics, and takes a spontaneous, unstructured approach to online life.

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andre • he/him • part-time diary keeper, full-time cat enthusiast • once finished Misery and immediately queued the movie • AO3 & music brainrot– @sacrificalbuck

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a moody, slightly unhinged nod to andre’s diary-core vibes and shedtwt aesthetics: strong, introspective, and a little bit weird. The smoky mezcal mirrors the darker, aching edge in their bio, “someday you will ache like I ache”, and their love for Nine Inch Nails from “Nine days until nine inch nails”. Coffee liqueur channels late-night fandom, fic-writing energy from “I’m about to post my first fic on ao3 it’s so over”, giving the drink a creative, slightly obsessive kick. Oat milk with vanilla is a playful workaround tribute to “Milk is the best beverage ever I’m sad I can’t have it”, keeping the creamy comfort without the pain. Chocolate bitters and a pinch of sea salt add that sweet-bitter, emotional nuance that fits someone who uses Twitter as a diary in “intro ! 🦷 andre he/him i use this as my diary but I also post abt my interests sometimes” while still having fun with music, cats from “Getting a cat was the best investment I’ve ever made I love my cat”, and new obsessions like “I wanna start listening to depeche mode I only know 1 maybe 2 songs”.

Your Hogwarts House
Andre’s tweets point most strongly toward Hufflepuff traits like warmth, loyalty, and emotional sincerity. Their attachment to their cat in “Getting a cat was the best investment I’ve ever made I love my cat” shows a very affectionate, caring nature. They also treat Twitter like a diary and invite mutual engagement in “intro ! 🦷 andre he/him i use this as my diary but I also post abt my interests sometimes #shedtwt #moothunt 💥 IFB + MORE INFO ↓”, which suggests openness and a desire for close, reciprocal connections (classic Hufflepuff community vibes). Even their media interests are framed through feelings and devotion, like the heartfelt reactions to Misery in “I’m almost finished reading misery I don’t wanna finish yet it’s so good 💔” and “I FINISHED IT I was not expecting that ending but it was soo good im gonna watch the film tonight”. There’s little evidence of Slytherin ambition, Ravenclaw intellectualism, or Gryffindor risk-taking; instead, Andre’s timeline reads like that of someone who prioritizes feelings, comfort, and bonds with others, which aligns best with Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits Andre is “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails. They’re clearly excited about NIN, writing “Nine days until nine inch nails” and later lamenting “I may not be able to see nin fuck me man”, which shows a strong connection to the band’s sound and themes. Their bio, “someday you will ache like I ache”, echoes the song’s focus on pain, vulnerability, and lingering emotional scars. Tweets like “I use this as my diary” and “I forgot twitter existed mybad idk what to post” suggest introspection and a somewhat withdrawn, reflective nature that matches the song’s mood. Even their love for intense media, such as reading Misery and saying “I don’t wanna finish yet it’s so good 💔”, lines up with the dark emotional tone of Hurt. Overall, their interests and self-expression point strongly toward this track as a fitting theme song.

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