Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: Talks candidly about feelings and daily life, calling the account a diary in the intro “intro ! 🦷 andre he/him i use this as my diary but I also post abt my interests sometimes”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Shows strong excitement for interests like Nine Inch Nails and Depeche Mode “Nine days until nine inch nails” and wanting to start listening more “I wanna start listening to depeche mode I only know 1 maybe 2 songs”.
- Creative writer: Mentions posting their first fic on AO3, signaling creative effort and willingness to share work “I’m about to post my first fic on ao3 it’s so over”.
- Affectionate caregiver: Expresses strong love and gratitude for their cat, framing it as a great life decision “Getting a cat was the best investment I’ve ever made I love my cat”.
- Community oriented: Engages with niche communities like shedtwt and shares IFB info and a straw.page link to connect “Going back to shedtwt cos I miss it I fear” and “IFB + MORE INFO ￬”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating outlook: Uses bleak or painful imagery in bio and tweets, like “someday you will ache like I ache” and reacting to missing NIN with “fuck me man” “I may not be able to see nin fuck me man”.
- Platform insecurity: Repeatedly questions how to use Twitter and what to post, suggesting uncertainty about their online voice “How does one be active on Twitter what do you even post about” and “I forgot twitter existed mybad idk what to post”.
- Privacy anxiety: Wants a private space but struggles with making new accounts, then mentions finding a workaround, hinting at ongoing discomfort with visibility “I wanna make a priv but I cannot make a new account 💔” and “I found a way around it @oldsweatylies”.
- Health frustration: Expresses sadness about not being able to drink milk despite loving it, hinting at unresolved dietary or health limitations “Milk is the best beverage ever I’m sad I can’t have it”.
- Event-focused stress: Builds a lot of emotional weight around specific events like concerts and fic posting, making setbacks feel overwhelming “Nine days until nine inch nails” followed by “I may not be able to see nin fuck me man” and “it’s so over” about posting fic “I’m about to post my first fic on ao3 it’s so over”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Andre most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: introspective, creative, and a little bit dramatic in a self-aware way. Like Lisa using her diary and sax to process feelings, Andre treats Twitter as a journal and creative outlet, explicitly saying they use it as a diary and talking about posting their first fic on AO3: “I’m about to post my first fic on ao3 it’s so over”. Their love of books and strong emotional reactions to stories also fits Lisa’s bookish side, shown when they gush, “I’m almost finished reading misery I don’t wanna finish yet it’s so good 💔” and later, “I FINISHED IT I was not expecting that ending but it was soo good im gonna watch the film tonight”. The mix of niche music taste and wanting to expand it—“I wanna start listening to depeche mode I only know 1 maybe 2 songs” and their excitement for Nine Inch Nails—parallels Lisa’s curiosity and tendency to dive deeply into interests. Even their slightly melodramatic tone about mundane struggles, like lamenting milk with “Milk is the best beverage ever I’m sad I can’t have it”, mirrors Lisa’s flair for heartfelt, sometimes theatrical angst.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert; they explicitly say they use Twitter as a diary in “intro ! 🦷 andre he/him i use this as my diary but I also post abt my interests sometimes”, and they worry about how to even be active on the platform in “How does one be active on Twitter what do you even post about”, which sounds self-conscious and inward-focused rather than attention-seeking. Their interests and expressions point to Intuition (N): they’re drawn to mood-heavy music (Nine Inch Nails, Depeche Mode) and a dark, emotional book like Misery in “I’m almost finished reading misery I don’t wanna finish yet it’s so good 💔”, and their bio line “someday you will ache like I ache” is metaphorical and thematic rather than concrete. Their tweets show a strong Feeling (F) preference: they focus on emotional experiences like affection for their pet in “Getting a cat was the best investment I’ve ever made I love my cat” and their emotional reaction to art in “I FINISHED IT I was not expecting that ending but it was soo good im gonna watch the film tonight”, rather than logical analysis. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they present themselves casually and a bit chaotically, wondering what to post in “I forgot twitter existed mybad idk what to post”, improvising things like making a priv and then “finding a way around it” in “I found a way around it @oldsweatylies”, and generally going with the flow rather than showing much structured planning. Putting this together, INFP fits best: an introspective, emotionally expressive person who uses their account as a diary, is pulled toward evocative media and aesthetics, and takes a spontaneous, unstructured approach to online life.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said getting a cat was your best investment, but have you considered diversifying your portfolio with one (1) guy who will hype your cat pics and your first AO3 fic like it’s the stock of the century?
- You’re counting down nine days until Nine Inch Nails, I’m counting down the seconds until I can ask: want a plus-one who’ll scream every lyric and then listen to Depeche Mode with you on the way home?
- You use Twitter as a diary and you’re about to post your first fic on AO3—if you ever need a beta reader who takes you just as seriously as your feelings about milk, I volunteer as tribute.
- You said you ‘may not be able to see NIN’ and it broke my heart a little—if the universe robs you of that gig, can I at least take you out and make sure you still have a night worth writing about on shedtwt?
- You dropped your airbuds.fm link like ‘add me ok’ and honestly that’s dangerous, because the second I see our music compatibility, I’m going to start planning the soundtrack to our extremely dramatic Misery-inspired love story.
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Your new Twitter bio
andre • he/him • part-time diary keeper, full-time cat enthusiast • once finished Misery and immediately queued the movie • AO3 & music brainrot– @sacrificalbuck
Your signature cocktail
Misery Loves Milk (But Can’t Have It)
This cocktail is a moody, slightly unhinged nod to andre’s diary-core vibes and shedtwt aesthetics: strong, introspective, and a little bit weird. The smoky mezcal mirrors the darker, aching edge in their bio, “someday you will ache like I ache”, and their love for Nine Inch Nails from “Nine days until nine inch nails”. Coffee liqueur channels late-night fandom, fic-writing energy from “I’m about to post my first fic on ao3 it’s so over”, giving the drink a creative, slightly obsessive kick. Oat milk with vanilla is a playful workaround tribute to “Milk is the best beverage ever I’m sad I can’t have it”, keeping the creamy comfort without the pain. Chocolate bitters and a pinch of sea salt add that sweet-bitter, emotional nuance that fits someone who uses Twitter as a diary in “intro ! 🦷 andre he/him i use this as my diary but I also post abt my interests sometimes” while still having fun with music, cats from “Getting a cat was the best investment I’ve ever made I love my cat”, and new obsessions like “I wanna start listening to depeche mode I only know 1 maybe 2 songs”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Andre’s tweets point most strongly toward Hufflepuff traits like warmth, loyalty, and emotional sincerity. Their attachment to their cat in “Getting a cat was the best investment I’ve ever made I love my cat” shows a very affectionate, caring nature. They also treat Twitter like a diary and invite mutual engagement in “intro ! 🦷 andre he/him i use this as my diary but I also post abt my interests sometimes #shedtwt #moothunt 💥 IFB + MORE INFO ￬”, which suggests openness and a desire for close, reciprocal connections (classic Hufflepuff community vibes). Even their media interests are framed through feelings and devotion, like the heartfelt reactions to Misery in “I’m almost finished reading misery I don’t wanna finish yet it’s so good 💔” and “I FINISHED IT I was not expecting that ending but it was soo good im gonna watch the film tonight”. There’s little evidence of Slytherin ambition, Ravenclaw intellectualism, or Gryffindor risk-taking; instead, Andre’s timeline reads like that of someone who prioritizes feelings, comfort, and bonds with others, which aligns best with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
A well‑known song that fits Andre is “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails. They’re clearly excited about NIN, writing “Nine days until nine inch nails” and later lamenting “I may not be able to see nin fuck me man”, which shows a strong connection to the band’s sound and themes. Their bio, “someday you will ache like I ache”, echoes the song’s focus on pain, vulnerability, and lingering emotional scars. Tweets like “I use this as my diary” and “I forgot twitter existed mybad idk what to post” suggest introspection and a somewhat withdrawn, reflective nature that matches the song’s mood. Even their love for intense media, such as reading Misery and saying “I don’t wanna finish yet it’s so good 💔”, lines up with the dark emotional tone of Hurt. Overall, their interests and self-expression point strongly toward this track as a fitting theme song.
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