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Meag's sarcastic wit and bold personality make her similar to Patty Bouvier. Like Patty, Meag isn't afraid to speak her mind, as seen in tweets like 'being a hater is good actually.' Both share a love for indulgence and a no-nonsense attitude, making them kindred spirits.

Your MBTI personality Type
Meag's personality aligns with ENTP: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. Her extroversion is evident in her adventurous tweets, like 'going on a solo restaurant crawl.' Her intuition shines in her witty observations, such as 'being told 'it's all good' as an anxious overthinker..... inject that shit straight into my veins.' Her thinking side is clear in her analytical humor, like 'I've done the math, having kids is bad risk/reward I'm out.' Finally, her perceiving nature is shown in her impulsive decisions, like 'brb booking a trip to California.'

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Treasury derivatives queen | Pasta tour guide | Michelin-star mishap survivor | Late 20s chaos agent | Chicago-based, but my heart's in Whole Foods and ski gondolas.– @sadgirlmeag

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The 'Derivative Spritz' captures Meag's bold yet refined personality. Aperol reflects her sharp wit, Prosecco adds a bubbly, adventurous touch, and grapefruit juice mirrors her chaotic humor, like the Liquid IV and White Claw experiment. The rosemary sprig symbolizes her love for cooking and aesthetics, evident in her culinary tweets. It's a drink as dynamic and stylish as she is.

Your Hogwarts House
Meag's wit, ambition, and resourcefulness align her with Slytherin. Her tweet 'pov you spent your day slinging derivatives in a mini skirt' shows her confidence and drive. Her chaotic humor, like 'as it would turn out if u put a liquid iv in a white claw,' reflects Slytherin's love for pushing boundaries. Additionally, her ability to adapt and thrive in any situation, from fine dining mishaps to impulsive travel, makes her a natural fit for this cunning and ambitious house.

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Meag's mix of chaotic humor and resilience aligns with the upbeat yet emotional tone of 'No Tears Left to Cry.' Her tweet, 'sun rising, sun setting, what even is this life honestly. grateful in ways u cannot even imagine,' reflects the song's message of moving forward with optimism. Her bold personality and ability to find humor in life's chaos make this song a great fit.

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