Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and needs, like “i need psychiatric meds or i will kill myself” and “why do i desperately want to tell someone irl that im struggling”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on her own behaviors and patterns, e.g. “hot take exercise is a form of sh to me bcoz of how much i hate doing it” and “i highkey wanna stop being a __ of shedtwt”.
- Humorous: Uses humor even when struggling, such as “guys i pooped 2 days in a row” and “is anyone elses daily cal limit based on vibes”.
- Community-minded: Engages with others’ tweets and asks questions, like “is there anyone here who watches yt while they exercise, if yes what do u watch” and “oomf wants friends but whenever i reply… what do i do”.
- Responsible boundaries: Shows concern about age boundaries and perception, as in “im turning 19… gonna start unfollowing + removing/blocking all my 17 followers… i just dont wanna be seen as a weirdo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-hatred: Frequently insults herself and her body, e.g. “im a fat fucking chud” and “i will get nowhere in life”.
- Suicidal ideation: Expresses recurring thoughts of death and plans, such as “i think i should just kill myself” and “if i take them one day you guys will most probably hear from me”.
- Disordered eating: Centers life around restrictive ED behaviors and distress, like “i GAINED fuck my fucking life” and “havIN mad su!cldal thoughts rn i know eating something would fix it but i dont wanna ruin my progress”.
- Self-harm urges: Talks about blades and relapse, e.g. “the one good collection of blades i had went rusty bye” and “should i relapse!!!! i wanna relapse”.
- Low self-worth: Feels talentless, unlovable, and excluded, as in “no ones going to love me” and “no matter what goes well in my life, i will always be talentless”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s bright, self-aware, and painfully hard on herself, much like this user. The user constantly worries about being "talentless" and a failure, as in “no matter what goes well in my life, i will always be talentless”, which echoes Lisa’s harsh self-criticism and fear of not being good enough. They feel emotionally neglected and misunderstood by family, shown in “when your home is toxic as hell and you should probably leave but the people in said home never taught you how to be independent so you can't leave” and “my dad hates me so much”, mirroring Lisa’s recurring conflicts with Homer and her sense of isolation. Like Lisa, they overthink and analyze their mental health and eating, e.g. “i wish i had a diagnosis” and “therapy in 31 mins..... please fucking cure everything except my disordered eating thanks”. Their dark humor and existential despair in tweets like “i think i should just kill myself” and “i just want peace i just want peace i just want peace…” also fit Lisa’s more depressive, world-weary episodes taken to a more extreme, online-edtwt form.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as strongly introverted: they feel excluded and alone ("i feel so excluded", "im alone"), worry about being seen as weird ("i think im gonna start unfollowing + removing/blocking all my 17 followers. no hate whatsoever i just dont wanna be seen as a weirdo"), and mention having whole interactions with themselves ("really out here having whole interactions with myself"), all pointing to an inward-focused, self-reflective social style. Their S/N side is more N-leaning: they talk a lot about meaning and identity ("i wish i had a hyperfixation of some sort. i feel like im no one"), catastrophize the future ("i will get nowhere in life"), and ruminate on abstract ideas like competitiveness and visibility in mental health ("for many many people eds are rooted in competitive behaviour."), which is more intuitive than concrete. They are clearly feeling-dominated: their decisions revolve around emotions and self-worth ("my parents are soo disappointed in me its all my fault im terrible !", "no ones going to love me"), and even their take on exercise is framed in terms of punishment and hurt ("exercise is a form of sh to me bcoz of how much i hate doing it"). The P preference shows up in how unstructured and vibe-based their behavior is: their calorie limits are based on vibes ("is anyone elses daily cal limit based on vibes"), they impulsively consider things like laxative use ("i could convince him to give me some"), and they oscillate between resolutions and relapses without firm plans ("should i relapse!!!! i wanna relapse"). Overall, the intense emotional introspection, identity struggles, idealization/despair cycles, and loose external structure fit INFP best among the MBTI types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said exercise feels like sh and you only did 10km on the elliptical on the 29th… I volunteer as alternative coping mechanism. Low effort, zero cardio, high emotional support.
- You keep calling yourself ‘worst starver ever’ and ‘junkorexic’ while having ice cream for breakfast and 4‑cal 7up rewards; statistically speaking, I think you’re just training to be the best brunch date ever—and I’d like to help with that research.
- You said nobody will love you, your parents are disappointed, and your dad hides Nutella in a drawer… so let me be the weirdo on the internet who looks at your 219‑kcal “worst ana” tweet and says, very respectfully: you deserve someone who brings the Nutella and stays.
- As former ‘vessel of shedtwt’ and resident Sleep Token enjoyer, you’re already in your mysterious cult‑leader era—so if you ever need a disciple to hype your art, listen to ts with you, and remind you to eat on your birthday so you can enjoy the cake, I’m sending in my application.
- You joked about saving cals for cake on your 19th and manifesting that goal body, but honestly? The real thinspo is your persistence through plateaus, shitty scales, ghosted DMs, and rusty blade collections—can I be the plot twist where someone actually sticks around and roots for you, not your bmi chart?
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Your new Twitter bio
Chronic overthinker with a soft spot for Sleep Token, soup, and bad scales. Trying to balance mental health, music class, and the perfect cup of 7up.– @sadsleeptoken
Your signature cocktail
The Hungry Vessel
This cocktail starts with coffee liqueur and espresso for their constant exhaustion and pushing through workouts despite feeling fried, echoing vibes like “i am so sleepy but i have to go work out then shower then music class ughh”. The dry gin stands for the sharp, bitter edge of their self-talk and dark humor, as in “giving myself an entire year cuz im a fat fucking chud” and “i think i should just kill myself”. A grapefruit-tinged tonic syrup adds a complex, slightly sour fizz, reflecting their introspective, overthinking side when they spiral about weight, talent, and worth like “no matter what goes well in my life, i will always be talentless”. The vanilla cream float represents the soft, vulnerable part of them that still wants comfort and connection—saving cals for birthday cake and little joys like “homemade chicken soup that looks kinda gross but actually tasted so bomb”. Finally, the salted crushed ice is a nod to tears, sweat, and hunger pains—both literally and metaphorically—captured in tweets like “>>> hunger pains” and the desperate refrain “i just want peace i just want peace…”. This is a strong, bittersweet, slightly experimental drink—just like a sleep-deprived, music-loving vessel of shedtwt trying to hold themselves together.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their core traits point most strongly to Hufflepuff: they show a constant sense of duty and hard work, even when it’s self-destructive. They push themselves to work out despite exhaustion, as in “i am so sleepy but i have to go work out then shower then music class ughh” and still call themselves the “worst starver ever” while tracking progress in detail in “worst starver ever wtf man (ignore how dirty my scale is)”. They care about fairness and not being creepy toward younger people, saying “im turning 19 in a few days so i think im gonna start unfollowing + removing/blocking all my 17 followers. no hate whatsoever i just dont wanna be seen as a weirdo T T”, and they show concern for others’ struggles, e.g. reflecting on how “nobody gaf unless you are visibly struggling” in this tweet. Their longing for connection and loyalty comes through in “why do i desperately want to tell someone irl that im struggling even though i know they wont believe me or they already have their own shit to deal with” and feeling hurt when moots ignore them in “oomf wants friends but whenever i reply to their tweets they ignore what do i do”. While there are flashes of ambition about weight loss like “giving myself an entire year cuz im a fat fucking chud”, these are rooted less in classic Slytherin-style power-seeking and more in painful self-criticism and endurance, which are more consistent with a distressed but fundamentally Hufflepuff nature.
Your movie
Your song
How to Disappear Completely - Radiohead
A song that suits them well is How to Disappear Completely by Radiohead, because it captures a constant feeling of numbness, alienation, and wanting to vanish that runs through their timeline. They express intense self‑hatred and hopelessness, like when they say “i think i should just kill myself” and “i will get nowhere in life”, echoing the song’s dissociative, giving‑up tone. Their sense of invisibility and exclusion appears in tweets such as “i feel so excluded” and “no ones going to love me”, mirroring the lyrics’ “I’m not here, this isn’t happening.” They also struggle with feeling like a burden and wanting to escape their environment, as seen in “when your home is toxic as hell and you should probably leave but… you can't leave” and “i just want peace i just want peace…”, which matches the song’s drifting, almost ghost‑like mood. Overall, the track’s slow, weighty atmosphere and themes of emotional disappearance align closely with their self‑destructive thoughts, chronic emptiness, and wish to fade out of their life and body.
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