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The user’s extreme nihilism, chronic self‑harm, and loneliness align closely with Moe Szyslak, the perpetually depressed bartender in The Simpsons. Tweets such as "I’m hanging myself by a thread." and "My heart is in the wrong place." echo Moe’s frequent suicidal thoughts and broken‑hearted demeanor. The user’s statement "I’m not here to make friends. I’m just here because I’m lonely." mirrors Moe’s social isolation and constant yearning for connection. Their bleak worldview—e.g., "The number one thing every depressed teenager needs to understand is that it does not get better."—matches Moe’s cynical outlook on life. Additionally, the user’s misanthropic lines like "A misanthrope is someone who understands that they are not the sole victim of humanity." reflect Moe’s often jaded view of the townspeople.

Your MBTI personality Type
I’m not here to make friends. I’m just here because I’m lonely, which shows a strong internal focus and a preference for solitary reflection, indicating Introversion. The tweet 'The word conservative is tricky because it has two separate, often but not always overlapping meanings' demonstrates an abstract, pattern‑seeking mindset, pointing to Intuition. The statement 'I am a feminist because I can’t think of anything more boring than misogyny' reflects personal values and emotional resonance, aligning with Feeling. The desire to 'move into an unfurnished apartment and buy a Christmas tree and a futon; I will leave the tree up all year round and spend my days scrolling Twitter in bed' shows a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, characteristic of Perceiving. These traits together suggest the INFP personality type.

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Philosophy nerd, anime fan, aspiring lyricist. Once tried to photograph a moth, ended up with my reflection—classic me.– @sadthingsaresad

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The drink is a brooding, blackened concoction that captures Lilya's nihilistic and self‑hurting tone. Its base of black vodka and charcoal-infused simple syrup mirrors the emptiness she declares in "My heart is in the wrong place." A flash of blood‑orange juice and a whisper of absinthe speaks to her line "Doing drugs and having casual sex is the only way to escape nihilism," adding a bitter, fleeting heat. Finally, smoked rosemary bitters and a pepper‑rim give the cocktail a sharp, unsettling edge, echoing "I'm not here to make friends. I'm just here because I'm lonely."

Your Hogwarts House
Lilya's tweets consistently show a preoccupation with knowledge, philosophy, and intellectual analysis, such as stating: Don't confuse information with knowledge. Books don't contain knowledge; they require it. and also: This is a great introduction to existentialist philosophy. She often reflects on abstract concepts and enjoys reading threads, for example mentioning a "Summer reading thread" and arguing about language superiority in the tweet about English versus Spanish. While she expresses deep nihilism and misanthropy, her focus on clever wordplay, nuanced political commentary, and self‑reflection aligns with Ravenclaw's value of wisdom and wit. Additionally, her frequent analysis of truth and meaning, like saying "Only those who have lived the right way believe that there is no right way to live," demonstrates the Ravenclaw trait of seeking insight. Therefore, Ravenclaw best fits her profile.

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The lyric "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel" directly mirrors Lilya's self‑harm posts, for example "I'm hanging myself by a thread." The song’s bleak nihilism reflects the tweet "The number one thing every depressed teenager needs to understand is that it does not get better." Lilya's fixation on death as an escape, as shown in "Only those who kill themselves go to heaven," aligns with the chorus's desire to be consumed by darkness. Finally, the yearning to be freed from a painful existence, expressed in "I cannot stand being inside myself. I wish I could crawl out of my body, the site of all my mistakes, as if it were a window in a dilapidated house, and plunge naked into a pitch black abyss. A body can never be truly naked; it is always covered in sin. Only death can undress me," resonates with the song’s final refrain of surrender.

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