SadVampire1776
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The user displays a deep distrust of the media, arts, and progressive movements, repeatedly claiming that 'The media is predatory towards American Women and the enemy of the people' and that 'The arts ... are held up by rich people/big corporations', a worldview that mirrors Mr. Burns' contempt for the public and his belief that power belongs to the wealthy elite. Their frequent references to a decline ('The decline is real') and the notion that 'The West is being invaded' echo Burns' obsession with preserving his own empire against perceived threats. The user's extremist political statements ('ZOG and imported Jihad', 'Trump is a moderate') align with Burns' typical portrayal as a reactionary, anti‑democratic figure who sees democracy as a hindrance to his ambitions. Additionally, the user's disdain for popular culture ('Hollywood movies are just slop for zoomer chicks') and nostalgia for a past era ('Do you also long for an era that may have never existed?') match Mr. Burns' nostalgic longing for a 'golden age' for his business empire. Overall, the combination of elitist, anti‑media, anti‑progressive sentiments and a self‑perceived role as a defender of a crumbling Western order best fits Mr. Burns.

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The user shows introverted tendencies, noting personal reflection with statements like 'Sometimes, isolation is best.' Their communication is dominated by abstract, future‑oriented ideas such as 'Feminism is an astroturfed anti white/anti west movement' and 'The West is being invaded.' Decision‑making is presented in a logical, critical tone, for example 'If you didn't see this coming from miles away you need a brain scan' and 'Voting won’t fix this.' Finally, they express a desire for order and decisive action, declaring 'The decline is real' and 'I just want to stop the world from killing itself.'

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Film buff, anime aficionado, media critic, occasional AI art creator. Once convinced my cat that Hellsing is superior to all.– @SadVampire1776

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The cocktail’s name "Vampire’s Woke Bane" reflects the user’s identity as a self‑declared vampire who despises "The Woke, and especially the trans stuff will be huge in 2028 if the GOP continues to flounder." The black vodka and activated charcoal give the drink an inky, night‑marish appearance, echoing the user’s line "The media is predatory towards American Women and the enemy of the people." Blood orange juice adds a red, "blood‑like" note, tying to the bio’s yearning to "𝕴 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖕 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋" and the vampire motif. Absinthe, the "green fairy," adds a bitter, chaotic edge, mirroring the disdain in "Cinema is over" and "Hollywood movies are just slop for zoomer chicks with a room temperature IQ." A smoked rosemary sprig garnish evokes the gothic horror vibe of Hellsing, as the user declares "Hellsing Ultimate is 10x better than the first anime."

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Many of SadVampire1776's tweets reveal a strong focus on power, control, and a desire to dominate cultural narratives, such as "The media is predatory towards American Women and the enemy of the people." This ambition and cunning align with Slytherin values. The user frequently laments the decline of traditional Western culture and calls for its protection, e.g., "The West is being invaded," which reflects the self‑preserving mindset of Slytherin. They also display a willingness to critique and manipulate elites, as seen in "The arts … is held up by rich people/big corporations who cooperate with the government," further supporting a Slytherin classification.

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The user's bio says I just want to stop the world from killing itself, echoing the bleak outlook of the song. Their tweets repeatedly lament cultural decay, like 'The media is predatory towards American Women and the enemy of the people' and 'The West is being invaded,' showing a sense that the world has gone mad. They also admit 'I have to be honest, I'm kind of sick of everything I've ever loved being destroyed,' which aligns with the song’s theme of disillusionment. The lyric 'All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces' mirrors their view of a stale, decaying society. The haunting piano and mournful vocals of Mad World capture the user's cynical, gloomy tone.

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