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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His tweet 'proszę nie proponować mi seksualnych trójkątów gdybym chcial rozczarować dwie osoby równocześnie to zadzwonił bym do rodziców' highlights his clever wit.
- Romantic: His longing for connection is evident in tweets like 'lf wife' and 'can 2 ppl reconnect'.
- Creative: His tweet 'love you so much that to this day i still want to kill u' shows a poetic and dramatic flair.
- Self-Aware: His tweet 'wiem ze pewnie czeka mnie terapia' demonstrates an understanding of his mental health needs.
- Playful: His repeated 'meow' tweets and 'rawr x3' show a lighthearted, whimsical side.
Weaknesses:
- Melancholic: Tweets like 'mam nadzieje ze umre we snie dzisiejszej nocy pozdrawiam' reveal a tendency toward dark thoughts.
- Impulsive: His tweet about considering buying cocaine ('how much would 1kg of coke last someone') suggests impulsive tendencies.
- Overly Romantic: His tweet 'ZNOW OGLADAM TWOJE ZDJECIA PRZEPRASZAM ZE NAPISALEM' shows a tendency to dwell on past romantic interests.
- Provocative: His tweet 'hippity hoppity woman are property' may come across as offensive, even if meant ironically.
- Chaotic: His tweet '#stayfreaky' and others like 'being freaky and unmedicated is keeping me alive' suggest a chaotic lifestyle.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Sage shares Milhouse's romantic yearning and awkward charm. His tweet 'can 2 ppl reconnect' mirrors Milhouse's repeated attempts to win Lisa's affection. Both have a penchant for self-deprecating humor, as seen in Sage's 'proszę nie proponować mi seksualnych trójkątów.' Like Milhouse, Sage combines moments of hilarity with a touch of melancholy, such as 'najwidoczniej jestem najgorszy.' They're both lovable, quirky underdogs.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Sage's introspective and emotional tweets, like 'I DO ZAOFEROWANIA MAM TYLKO CHLOD A ONA MOWI DO MNIE SLONCE,' reflect the idealism and sensitivity of an INFP. His romantic longing, as seen in 'lf wife' and 'can 2 ppl reconnect,' aligns with this type's focus on deep relationships. The playful and quirky side of his personality, evident in 'rawr x3' and 'meow,' showcases the creativity and individuality typical of INFPs. Finally, his darker tweets, like 'mam nadzieje ze umre we snie dzisiejszej nocy pozdrawiam,' reveal the emotional depth and occasional struggles that INFPs often face.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a cat? Because you've got me saying 'meow' every time I see you.
- Are you my 'me and who' tweet? Because I've been searching for you forever.
- Are you a dream? Because 'nap so good she showed up in my dreams' feels like it was about you.
- Are you unmedicated chaos? Because you're the only thing keeping me alive right now.
- Are you a meme? Because I could stare at you all day and never get bored.
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Hopeless romantic, meme connoisseur, and unmedicated chaos enjoyer. Searching for love, cats, and the meaning of life. He/him | #stayfreaky– @sagexddd
Your signature cocktail
Melancholy Mojito
The 'Melancholy Mojito' captures Sage's bittersweet personality. The lime and mint reflect his refreshing, playful tweets like 'meow' and 'rawr x3,' while the Blue Curaçao adds a touch of melancholy, mirroring tweets like 'mam nadzieje ze umre we snie dzisiejszej nocy pozdrawiam.' The sugar balances out the bitterness, much like his humor offsets his darker thoughts. It's a cocktail that, like Sage, is complex and unforgettable.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Sage's romantic longing and emotional depth align well with Hufflepuff's values of loyalty and love. His tweet 'lf wife' and 'stick together through thick or thin, let the love in' show a yearning for connection and steadfastness. While his chaotic humor ('hippity hoppity woman are property') and darker thoughts might seem un-Hufflepuff, they highlight his authenticity and vulnerability—traits the house values. Sage might not fit neatly into Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, but his heart belongs to Hufflepuff.
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Somebody That I Used to Know - Gotye
This song's themes of love, heartbreak, and longing resonate with Sage's tweets like 'ZNOW OGLADAM TWOJE ZDJECIA PRZEPRASZAM ZE NAPISALEM' and 'can 2 ppl reconnect.' The emotional depth and bittersweet tone of the song align with Sage's introspective and romantic nature. Like the song, Sage's tweets often reflect on past relationships and the complexities of love.
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