Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about love, frustration, and longing, e.g. “chorando aqui na piscina pq amo demais meu namorado” and “come see me again please please”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and self-aware jokes, like “twitter eh o lugar mais engracado do mundo” and playful frustration in “EU ODEIOOOO VIDEO DE ICEBERG…”.
- Affectionate: Shows deep care and passion for their partner, e.g. “nunca fui tao eu mesmo nunca alguem me conheceu tao bem to tao feliz” and “adoro meu namorado”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own patterns and contradictions, like “sinto que invento problema nas minjas relacoes atuais…” and “a mano sera que quando crescer vou parar de trocar de interesse a cada 3 meses”.
- Imaginative: Creates vivid scenarios and aesthetics, e.g. the detailed outfit fantasy in “imagina um desse preto com meia calca 3/4…” and romantic scenes in “queria um beijo que emcaixa as boca certinho…”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-ideation: Mentions fear of acting on sudden self-harm impulses in “tenho medo de me matar por impulso e nao comseguir evitar” and directly says “eu vou me matar”.
- Self-destructive: Acknowledges harmful habits like “bebendo e fumando sem comer esquecendo de tomar remedio me rendendo aos vicios fisicos”.
- Paranoid-insecure: Shows relationship anxiety and overthinking, e.g. “quando eu to chorando pq ele respondeu diferente ai ele responde lindinho fofinho e eu choro por ser paranoica”.
- Body-preoccupied: Frequent dissatisfaction with body image, such as “saudades da minha clavicula aparente” and “queria ter o corpo da c4t d4nt4s”.
- Life-unstable: Expresses academic and life uncertainty in “vou desistir da minha faculdade e acabar noq eu mais odeio (t.i)” and general hopelessness in “maybe life isnt for everyone”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: self-aware, emotionally intense, book-smart in some ways but also constantly overwhelmed and questioning everything. Like Lisa, they swing between idealism and despair, from joking about revolution and fairness in society (“cleptwt vamos fazer uma revolucao e roubar tudo q deveria ser de graca agua absorvente comida..”) to raw hopelessness (“maybe life isnt for everyone”). They show introspection and insecurity about their own mind and relationships, for example (“sinto que invento problema nas minjas relacoes atuais pq n temho mais ngm mandando eu me matar diariamente ent preciso cacar coisa”) and (“eh so questao de tempo ate eu estragar tudo”), which fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink and self-blame. Their queer identity and fixation on aesthetics and being understood (“nenhum icon de anime representa bem minha silly girl interior”, “hi can i be your mommy ... sorry i mean gf .. ? (´ε｀ )”) also echoes Lisa’s status as the odd one out, always searching for a space where they fit. Even their mix of horny, dark humor and sudden moral commentary (“consumindo midia / tem crime problematica / sexual”) feels like a more online, grown-up Lisa navigating a chaotic internet instead of Springfield.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on their inner world, mood swings, and relationship anxieties rather than parties or big social groups, like “como vc desabafa sobre uma coisa q afeta mais os outros doq vc mas te afeta um pouquinho entao vc quer falar mas” and “eh so questao de tempo ate eu estragar tudo”. Their focus on feelings, identity and meaning over concrete facts fits Intuition (N): they often dramatize or idealize experiences and aesthetics, such as “nenhum icon de anime representa bem minha silly girl interior” and the fantasy-heavy outfit visualization in “imagina um desse preto com meia calca 3/4… peguem a visao”. Their decisions and judgments clearly prioritize emotion and values over logic, indicating Feeling (F); they describe love, hurt, and validation intensely in tweets like “chorando aqui na piscina pq amo demais meu namorado”, “sinto que invento problema nas minjas relacoes atuais”, and “nunca fui tao eu mesmo nunca alguem me conheceu tao bem to tao feliz”. They appear spontaneous, scattered and driven by mood rather than structure, which supports Perceiving (P): they mention constantly changing interests in “sera que quando crescer vou parar de trocar de interesse a cada 3 meses”, impulsive self-destructive habits in “bebendo e fumando sem comer esquecendo de tomar remedio”, and a sense of life drift in “talvez eu esteja fadado a morar na praia naquelas casa que alaga e fazer estacio online”. Overall, the intense emotional expression, romantic/sexual idealization, identity focus, and low structure point most strongly to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d ‘take such good care of your house living alone’—I volunteer as the silly little wife who waters your plants, kisses you at the door, and helps you rearrange the furniture every time your hyperfixation changes.
- You want a kiss where ‘the mouths fit, the arms and hips follow, something goes wrong and you both laugh then kiss stronger and slower then fast again’? I studied that tweet like a tutorial—when do we schedule the practical exam?
- You said you’d take a stab ‘sexualmente falando’ and also that you’re scared of doing anything impulsive… so how about we keep the knifes in fanfic and channel all that intensity into aggressively cuddling on the couch instead?
- For someone who jokes ‘maybe life isn’t for everyone’ and ‘I’m destined to ruin everything’, you also cry in the pool because you love your boyfriend too much and stalk his aesthetics—honestly, that sounds like the exact brand of unhinged devotion I’ve been praying for.
- You: ‘hi can I be your mommy… sorry I mean gf?’ Me, rereading your ‘emo princess bi(tch)gender’ bio, the Stranger Things rant, the K‑pop sapphic kiss request, and the sexual revolution for free pads and food: I’m not saying I’m in love, but my algorithm clearly is.
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Part-time silly girl, full-time overthinker. Majoring in chaos & tech doubts, praying, tweeting, and loving my boyfriend more than my sleep schedule.– @saguisaw
Your signature cocktail
Emo Princess Regression Fizz
Blackberry vodka captures their dark, cute, emo vibe and the self-proclaimed royalty of being an “emo princess” from their bio and flirty lines like “hi can i be your mommy ... sorry i mean gf .. ? (´ε｀ )”. An espresso shot channels the chaotic, sleep‑deprived timeline energy of posts like “bebendo e fumando sem comer esquecendo de tomar remedio me rendendo aos vicios fisicos”. Maraschino cherry syrup adds a sweet, almost childish layer that nods to their playful, dramatic love for their boyfriend in tweets such as “chorando aqui na piscina pq amo demais meu namorado”. The sparkling water represents their dreamy desire for a prettier, independent life, like “eu cuidaria muito brm da mimha casa vivendo sozinha” and “minha casa vai ser assim quem vai me visitar”. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim brings a bitter, slightly aggressive edge, echoing lines like “queria espancar homem de raiva mesmo vsf” and the darker intrusive thoughts in “tenho medo de me matar por impulso e nao comseguir evitar”, making this a fizzy mix of sweet romance and sharp nihilism.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show intense desire, volatility, and a sharp, self‑protective edge that aligns most with Slytherin. There’s a strong streak of aggressive fantasy and fixation on power or control, e.g. wanting to hurt or dominate men in tweets like “queria espancar homem de raiva mesmo vsf”, or violent sexual imagery like “quero tanto q ele me esfaqueie..'😄😄😄😄'...por ciumes' 🙄🙄🙄” and “queria tomar uma facada sexualmemte falando”. They’re also very open about manipulating or bending norms when it suits them, as in “cleptwt vamos fazer uma revolucao e roubar tudo q deveria ser de graca agua absorvente comida..”, which shows a willingness to justify rule‑breaking for their own sense of justice or desire. At the same time, they’re extremely driven by personal obsessions and aesthetics, such as “imagina um desse preto com meia calca 3/4 com renda no final luva de renda e uma bota estufadinha... peguem a visao” and “minha obsessao por ****** voltando”, reflecting Slytherin’s focused, obsessive side. Their loyalty to a chosen person (their boyfriend) is intense and possessive—see “chorando aqui na piscina pq amo demais meu namorado” and “adoro stalkear meu namorado ver como ele pensa as esteticas q ele gosta muito maneiro ele”—which fits Slytherins’ reputation for fierce devotion to their inner circle rather than broad, generalized kindness. While they show some Gryffindor impulsiveness and Hufflepuff attachment, the dominant patterns of dark humor, desire for control, rule‑bending, and intense, selective loyalty point clearly to Slytherin.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that best suits @saguisaw is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the mix of dark humor, self-destructive tendencies, and yearning that runs through their timeline. They openly flirt with death and impulsive self-harm, like in “tenho medo de me matar por impulso e nao comseguir evitar” and “eu vou me matar”, which echoes the song’s fixation on morbidity and wasted youth. At the same time, they’re deeply romantic and obsessive about their partner, as in “chorando aqui na piscina pq amo demais meu namorado” and “nunca fui tao eu mesmo nunca alguem me conheceu tao bem to tao feliz”, mirroring the track’s longing for intensity and validation. Their bio, “im emo princess bi(tch)gender”, and tweets about body image and aesthetical insecurity like “saudades da minha clavicula aparente” fit perfectly with the song’s themes of beauty standards, self-hatred, and melodramatic identity. Overall, Teen Idle balances their chaotic, horny, emo humor with an underlying sadness and desire to feel special, which is exactly the vibe of their account.
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