Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Deeply loving: Constantly expresses strong affection and pride for Nathan, like calling him “meu namorado lindo” and saying they love him so much they cry, e.g. “oi eu amo meu namorado eu tenho um gay panic enorme toda que eu lembro dele, vejo foto dele e escuto a voz dele”.
- Loyal partner: Emphasizes fidelity and commitment, rejecting others because they already feel ‘married’ to him, e.g. “EU SO ACHO ENGRAÇADO Q NA EPOCA Q EU TAVA SOZINHO NINGUÉM MANDAVA MSG MAS AGORA QUE EU TENHO MEU HOMEM LINDO… EU SOU FIEL A ELE” and “PAREM DE RESPONDER E CURTIR MEUS STORYS PIRANHAS EU SOU CASADO”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, sadness, grief, and anxiety instead of bottling it up, such as crying over love and loss in “eu tô chorando pq amo meu namorado 💔” and “sla o luto é algo tão estranho pq parece q nunca para de doer”.
- Protective caring: Shows strong protectiveness over loved ones, wanting to defend Nathan from people who hurt him, e.g. “eu vou atrás de cada um de vocês que tão fazendo meu amor ficar triste” and wishing to take his pain in “queria tirar a dor dele e colocar nesses idiotas fdps”.
- Friendship‑oriented: Values friends and best friend deeply, highlighting their importance, like “uma das coisas q eu mais amo na minha vida são meus amigos isso é um fato gigantesco” and “vocês n tem no noção do quanto eu amo meu melhor amigo”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Repeatedly talks about wanting to die or kill themselves when distressed, e.g. “eu vou me matsr pqp” and “eita gente eu tô indo me matar que fome”.
- Intense reactivity: Reacts very strongly to emotional triggers, quickly escalating to despair or rage, such as “mds tava tudo dando certo dms eu vou me matsr” and angry outbursts like “se fode tbm”.
- Family resentment: Expresses feeling excluded and hurt by family, holding significant resentment, e.g. “é incrível como eu consigo ser excluído até pela minha família mds eu n aguento mais” and referencing painful memories with their mother in “deu um gatiljo babado… eu senti os tapas da minha mãe no meu rosto”.
- Self‑deprecating: Speaks harshly about themself, calling themself “vagabundo favelado cu” next to their “príncipe” in “ele é todo príncipe lindo… enquanto eu sou todo vagabundo favelado cu” and joking about “Nicky vagabundo putifero morreu” in this tweet.
- Communication strain: Shows frustration around communication and feeling misunderstood, like “mano tá com problema fala carai sua boca n vai cair se você vier falar comigo porra eu n vou adivinhar tbm” and “parece q ninguém entende”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, and deeply attached to the people they love. Like Lisa, they feel things very strongly and overthink relationships, swinging between anxiety and devotion — for example, saying “a cada dia q passa a saudade aumenta e eu não posso fazer nada só chorar” and later “sla o luto é algo tão estranho pq parece q nunca para de doer”. They show strong moral reactions and frustration with hypocrisy and unfairness, as in “detesto gente hipócrita” and “mano tá com problema fala carai… eu n vou adivinhar tbm”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to call things out. At the same time, their huge, sometimes dramatic romantic devotion — “vocês não tem noção do quanto eu amo o Nathan sério” and “eu amo tanto ele de verdade mesmo eu acho que vou morrer” — mirrors Lisa’s idealistic heart and intense attachments. They also lean heavily on close friends and their partner for emotional support, similar to how Lisa relies on a small circle of people who truly understand her, as seen in “ta tudo uma merda mas ele tá do meu lado ent tá tudo bem”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although very expressive online, their coping style is to withdraw, as seen in tweets like “eu queria me isolar num buraco só comigo até essa porra passar” and “eu indo fazer a única coisa q eu consigo fazer nessas horas q é me isolar amo”, and they often feel excluded or misunderstood by family and others, e.g. “é incrível como eu consigo ser excluído até pela minha família mds eu n aguento mais”. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing, because they focus on emotional meaning and internal narratives rather than concrete details, like their reflections on grief “sla o luto é algo tão estranho pq parece q nunca para de doer” and feeling fundamentally changed or empty, e.g. “eu sinto que perdi tudo”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: decisions and reactions are driven by emotions and relationships, such as their intense devotion to their boyfriend “eu amo tanto ele de verdade mesmo eu acho que vou morrer” and “vocês não tem noção do quanto eu amo o Nathan sério”, and their pain when they feel unsupported, like “detesto gente hipócrita”. On the Judging vs Perceiving axis they seem more Perceiving (P): they are highly reactive and spontaneous, frequently spiraling in the moment (“mds tava tudo dando certo dms eu vou me matsr”; “eu vou me matsr pqp”), and while they occasionally plan things like the countdown to ask their partner out (“48 dias pra pedir meu namorado em namoro”), their overall tone is emotional improvisation instead of structured, controlled planning. Putting this together, a deeply feeling, idealistic, relationship-focused introvert who processes life through intense inner emotion and somewhat chaotic, in-the-moment reactions is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You counted down 48, 47, 46 days to ask Nathan out… if I start a countdown to talk to you, will #cudemijo bless me too or do I need to drop an ‘ELE ACEITOU’ tweet first?
- You said ‘ele é todo príncipe lindo maravilhoso… enquanto eu sou todo vagabundo favelado cu’ — good, because I’ve always wanted a favela prince to scream about me on the timeline like you do about your boyfriend.
- Every time you tweet ‘eu vou me matar’ and then immediately ‘gente aff eu amo muito ele’, I feel like I should apply to be your emergency contact: 1) stop you from dying, 2) make you cry because you love me too.
- You watch things just because he likes them, change your wallpaper every time he sends a cute pic, and cry because you love him so much — honest question: are you dating him or auditioning to be the protagonist of a romance anime?
- You hate hypocrites, grief hurts, your family sometimes excludes you, but you still say ‘tá tudo uma merda mas ele tá do meu lado ent tá tudo bem’ — if I promised to stay like that too, would you save me a little space in your #cudemijo heart?
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Your new Twitter bio
Grief, anxiety & too many screenshots. Professional overthinker, part-time emo, full-time in love with Nathan. Once dropped my phone on my face tweeting.– @sailorsong_
Your signature cocktail
Cu de Mijo Love Meltdown
This cocktail is loud, dramatic, and head-over-heels in love, just like them screaming “EU TÔ NAMORANDO PORRA” and “ELE ACEITOU”. Passion fruit cachaça captures the chaotic, tropical intensity of tweets like “CUDEMIJOOOO” and the way they say they’ll “eu vou me matsr pqp” over emotions. Rose liqueur is for the soft, romantic core behind “eu amo tanto ele de verdade mesmo eu acho que vou morrer” and “vocês não tem noção do quanto eu amo o Nathan sério”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a bittersweet note that reflects their grief and exhaustion in “sla o luto é algo tão estranho pq parece q nunca para de doer” and “eu tô tão exausto de tudo”. A smoked salt rim symbolizes the sting of family and life wearing them down, like “é incrível como eu consigo ser excluído até pela minha família”. Finally, chili-infused honey is that sweet-but-burning devotion in “ta tudo uma merda mas ele tá do meu lado ent tá tudo bem” and their ride-or-die threats in “eu vou atrás de cada um de vocês que tão fazendo meu amor ficar triste”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait across the timeline is intense loyalty to the people they love. They constantly center their boyfriend and close friends as their emotional anchor, saying things like “vocês não tem noção do quanto eu amo o Nathan sério” and “uma das coisas q eu mais amo na minha vida são meus amigos isso é um fato gigantesco”. Even when other people show interest in them, they firmly reaffirm commitment, e.g. “EU SOU FIEL A ELE AMO ELR E VOU CASAR COM ELE VOCES QUE SE FODAM” and “PAREM DE RESPONDER E CURTIR MEUS STORYS PIRANHAS EU SOU CASADO”. They’re deeply nurturing toward loved ones, wanting to absorb their pain, like in “ele tá tudo capenguinha:(( queria tirar a dor dele e colocar nesses idiotas fdps” and “ta tudo uma merda mas ele tá do meu lado ent tá tudo bem”. While they have flashes of anger and impulsive language, their core is about standing by people through grief and anxiety, shown in posts about loss and exhaustion such as “sla o luto é algo tão estranho pq parece q nunca para de doer” and still turning back to their partner and friends for mutual support. This consistent pattern of devotion, emotional reliability, and valuing relationships over everything else fits Hufflepuff far better than the ambition of Slytherin, the showy heroism of Gryffindor, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
All of Me - John Legend
A song that best suits them is All of Me by John Legend, because their timeline is filled with intense, unconditional love for their boyfriend Nathan, even in the middle of personal turmoil. They constantly center their partner as their safe place and biggest joy, like when they say "vocês não tem noção do quanto eu amo o Nathan sério" and "oi eu amo meu namorado eu tenho um gay panic enorme toda que eu lembro dele, vejo foto dele e escuto a voz dele". Even when everything is falling apart, they lean on that relationship, mirroring the song’s devotion: "ta tudo uma merda mas ele tá do meu lado ent tá tudo bem". The grief and emotional exhaustion they talk about, like "sla o luto é algo tão estranho pq parece q nunca para de doer", makes the vulnerable, raw love in All of Me feel fitting rather than just romantic. Overall, the way they oscillate between breakdowns and declaring "eu amo tanto meu namorado" ("eu amo tanto meu namorado") matches the song’s theme of loving someone with all their flaws and through all their pain.
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