Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted partner: Frequently praises and centers his wife, e.g. “Everyone women that exists in my field of vision is coal , compared to my beautiful , fiercely freakishly gifted diamond of a wife. 🌹” and “I love my wife. 🌹”.
- Spiritually committed: Expresses deep Orthodox Christian faith and practice, e.g. “Heading to Greek Church.”, “I give allegiance to no one except the Orthodox Catholic Church, Christ and Mother Mary.”.
- Intellectually ambitious: Pursues demanding academic goals and multiple PhDs, e.g. “PhD starts in March whoorah.”, “Might earn a 2nd PhD after this one. Make myself a Zizek Tier freak of nature.”.
- Theoretical depth: Engages with complex thinkers and political theology, e.g. “My intellectual influences : Walter Benjamin, Carl Schmitt, Giorgio Agamben, Jacob Taubes. Contra Schmitt of course.” and “Going to write a PhD dissertation on Theocratic Anarchism and Giorgio Agamben.”.
- Emotional honesty: Open about pain, PTSD, and reliance on God’s mercy, e.g. “I am betting everything on God’s mercy on broken things.” and “Junger was suffering from insane tiers of PTSD. I recognize this, as our poetry overlaps after I was diagnosed with complex ptsd.”.
Weaknesses:
- Contemptuous rhetoric: Uses harsh, degrading language toward others, e.g. “I am not Lutheran or a Protestant degenerate.” and calling someone a “Dumbass” in “me: 'It's simple really, we collapse the Schmittian Katechon'. Dumbass: if it's so easy why don't you do it?”.
- Aggressive polemics: Frames intellectual disagreements in warlike or absolute terms, e.g. “Judith Butler must be stopped no matter the cost. Praise be to God.” and repeated battle imagery like “We are in a battle with powers and principalities.”.
- Self-aggrandizing tone: Presents himself in inflated, quasi-messianic terms, e.g. “I am essentially a jacked Walter Benjamin.”, “I am the Katechon.”, and “This isn’t even my final form. Theosis baby!”.
- Supernatural certainty: States strong claims about visions and prescience as settled fact, e.g. “My prescience is better than science. Angels pass it down to me like a football from Christ to Mary to the angel to me.” and “I tend to have remote viewing while sleeping God warns me of what my enemies are saying…”.
- Public hostility: Engages in direct, accusatory call-outs in a very confrontational way, e.g. “Aren’t you the guy who deleted after raping a male mutual and said male mutual called you out on it and did an expose on it…?”, which risks escalation and reputational harm.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, because this user is intensely intellectual, spiritually serious, and driven by a sense of moral and metaphysical mission. Like Lisa’s obsessive reading and overachieving, they frame their life around theory and study, calling themselves a PhD student in political theology and tweeting about writing a dissertation on Giorgio Agamben: “Going to write a PhD dissertation on Theocratic Anarchism and Giorgio Agamben.” and “Writing planning on writing a PhD dissertation on Giorgio Agamben.”. Their intense ethical and religious seriousness, evident in lines like “I give allegiance to no one except the Orthodox Catholic Church, Christ and Mother Mary.” and “I am betting everything on God’s mercy on broken things.”, parallels Lisa’s principled, sometimes lonely moral stance. At the same time, there is a dramatic, almost prophetic self-image—e.g., “I am the Katechon.” and “You will see what I have seen when everything ends.”—that recalls Lisa’s tendency to see herself as the lone voice of insight in a chaotic world. Their love of literature, theology, and critical theory, and their sense of being a gifted outsider (“I may be damaged , but I am in a 10% acceptance rate PhD.”), all strongly align with Lisa’s combination of precocious intellect, emotional vulnerability, and idealistic fervor.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They present as more introverted than extroverted: despite a strong online presence, many tweets center on inner experiences, visions, and solitary struggle, e.g. “We be howling alone.” and “Just howling alone.”, and their social world is tightly focused on God, church, their wife, and study rather than broad socializing. Their focus is overwhelmingly intuitive and abstract: political theology, angels, eschatology, and metaphysical language dominate, as in “Going to write a PhD dissertation on Theocratic Anarchism and Giorgio Agamben.” and “We collapse science, silence and visions.”. They come across as thinking (T) over feeling in how they argue and judge, using sharp, analytical or combative formulations like “Judith Butler must be stopped no matter the cost. Praise be to God.” and “I think I may be the only political theologian on twitter that has a undergrad degree in Philosophy and Political Science.”, though they clearly have deep feelings (especially about God and their wife) expressed through a conceptual frame. Their orientation is very judging (J): they emphasize vows, oaths, duty, and structured long‑term projects—PhD(s), theological commitments, and disciplined spiritual life—as in “Going to write a PhD dissertation on Giorgio Agamben.”, “Enrolling in Krav Maga.”, and “I give allegiance to no one except the Orthodox Catholic Church, Christ and Mother Mary.”. The combination of solitary intensity, visionary metaphysics, analytic-theoretical focus, and strongly structured commitments aligns best with INTJ: an inwardly driven strategist whose life is organized around an abstract theological and philosophical vision, as suggested by tweets like “me: 'It's simple really, we collapse the Schmittian Katechon'.” and “My intellectual influences : Walter Benjamin, Carl Schmitt, Giorgio Agamben, Jacob Taubes.”.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if you’re a ‘jacked Walter Benjamin’ (2/2 tweet), does that make me the angel of history? Because every time I look at your timeline, I feel like I’m being blown helplessly into your DMs by the storm you call ‘love for Agamben.’
- You keep tweeting ‘the world refuses to drown’ (01-30 & 01-19), but if we ever talked Agamben and the Katechon over coffee, I’m pretty sure I’d be the one drowning—in your political theology citations.
- You said every woman in your field of vision is coal compared to your diamond of a wife (2026-02-02)—respect. Hypothetically though, if I can’t be the diamond, can I at least be a well-cut footnote in your theocratic anarchism dissertation?
- You walk 5 miles to Greek Orthodox Church (2026-01-18), study Benjamin, Schmitt, Taubes, and Agamben (2026-01-19), and plan a dissertation on theocratic anarchism (2026-02-02)—statistically speaking, I think the real miracle is that God put that much lore into one NPC and still let you be single before your wife found you.
- You call yourself the Katechon and the Minotaur in the same day (2026-02-02)—so if I enter your labyrinth of continental theory and Orthodox mysticism, do I get devoured, redeemed, or just assigned 500 pages of Walter Benjamin as a love language?
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PhD student in political theology, Eastern Orthodox Catholic. Writes on Agamben, Benjamin & angels. Once walked 5 miles to Greek Church to make it on time.– @SaintTiqqunist
Your signature cocktail
The Katechonic Angel Negroni
This is a strong, brooding riff on a Negroni, because anyone who declares “I am the Katechon.” and “I refuse to drown.” is getting a cocktail with some theological backbone. Overproof rye stands in for the jacked, warlike self‑image of “I am essentially a jacked Walter Benjamin.” and all the Krav Maga / sword imagery. Campari’s bitterness channels the polemical edge toward thinkers like “Judith Butler must be stopped no matter the cost. Praise be to God.” while sweet vermouth is the mercy and hope of “I am betting everything on God’s mercy on broken things.”. A shot of black coffee cold brew nods to late‑night continental theory grinds, Walter Benjamin obsession, and that looping line “Do we rise to fall, do we relapse to collapse?”. Finally, a rosewater mist over the top represents the fierce devotion of “I love my wife. 🌹” and the sense that, under all the apocalyptic theology, there’s a romantic mystic who believes “If you two souls, love one another enough the laws of probability wil be warped and contorted to bring you two together.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account radiates a Gryffindor-style hero complex and willingness to fight. They frame themselves in militant, apocalyptic terms like “I am the Katechon.” and “We are in a battle with powers and principalities.”, suggesting a self-image as a spiritual warrior. Their moral absolutism and readiness to name enemies appears in posts such as “Judith Butler must be stopped no matter the cost. Praise be to God.” and the call-out tweet “Aren’t you the guy who deleted after raping a male mutual…”, showing a confrontational defense of what they see as justice. Gryffindor traits also show in their repeated refusal to give up—“I refuse to drown.” and “I refuse to drown.”—and in their dramatic self-sacrificial language like “Carry the cross and follow him.”. While they are undoubtedly intellectual (with tweets about Agamben and Benjamin) such as “My intellectual influences : Walter Benjamin, Carl Schmitt, Giorgio Agamben, Jacob Taubes.”, the dominant tone is not detached Ravenclaw curiosity but fiery, combative conviction, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
The best fit is “Radioactive” because it combines apocalyptic imagery, spiritual rebirth, and an intense sense of chosen destiny that mirrors their self-presentation. They constantly frame themselves as a transformative, end-times figure, e.g. “I am the Katechon.” and “You will see what I have seen when everything ends.”, which echoes the song’s themes of awakening in a post‑collapse world. Their deep preoccupation with spiritual warfare and angels, as in “We are in a battle with powers and principalities.” and “Protected by angels.”, parallels the song’s fusion of religious language with a gritty, combative tone. The repeated motif of refusal and persistence—“I refuse to drown.” and “The world refuses to drown.”—matches the song’s defiant resolve to endure and transform in the ruins. Finally, their sense of being a singular, anomalous figure—“I am a oathbound prodigious deformity.” and “This isn’t even my final form. Theosis baby!”—resonates with the song’s portrayal of someone becoming something dangerous, powerful, and new in a charged, eschatological atmosphere.
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