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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and constantly pushing boundaries while still having an underlying sense of loyalty and (twisted) morality. They’re a habitual shitposter who loves stirring things up, like when they say “We should put all nukes in my possession, I'd do great with them” and joke about extreme scenarios such as “I gotta go to the mountains of China with my sword and start cultivating”. Their timeline is full of irreverent, sometimes obscene humor about gooning and wild hypotheticals, e.g. “do yall have a specific acc for gooning or do yall just be doing that shit on ya main like a wierdo”, which fits Bart’s prankster energy. At the same time, they show flashes of empathy and social awareness, like defending women on International Women’s Day with “I hope all women have a blessed and wonderful day today” and calling out incel logic in “incel line of thinking, do better”, mirroring Bart’s occasional surprisingly moral moments. Their obsessive fandom debates over Jujutsu Kaisen and power scaling, such as “tbf, the narrarator just verbatim states that against gojo sukuna felt nervous for the first time”, also echo Bart’s hyperfixations and loud opinions on pop culture and heroes.

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They read as an Extrovert: they constantly interact with others, call people out, and stir conversation, e.g. joking about their own goon alt and asking others about theirs in “do yall have a specific acc for gooning or do yall just be doing that shit on ya main like a wierdo” and openly baiting mutuals in “Would you trust @astrrals with your drink while you use the bathroom”. They’re clearly iNtuitive: they gravitate toward big-picture takes, meta-commentary, and hypotheticals, like “>anime fans are seen as weirdos >Make own subculture >Anime becomes mainstream >Normal people realize the subculture is full of weirdos who like drawn children >People shame said culture” and the joke about becoming a nuclear superpower in “We should put all nukes in my possession, I'd do great with them”. Their style is strongly Thinking: they’re blunt, confrontational, and prioritize argument over harmony, as in “You could say db doesn't have writing ... but saying it doesn't have lore or world building is a clear sign of mental retardation” and “incel line of thinking, do better”. They lean Perceiving: their timeline is chaotic and spontaneous (art dumps, anime takes, political jokes, goon memes) and they openly riff on whatever appears, like “Can we get new niggas tweeting, I swear we already been through this last week, and the week before, and the week before that one” and “yo now she getting jumped for being misogynistic and for writing a think piece for a hypothetical of '100 dedicated niggas vs 1 gorilla'”. Overall, their mix of argumentative trolling, abstract/meta anime discourse, off-the-cuff humor, and social engagement best fits ENTP.

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Art goblin & JJK enjoyer. Once suggested training fent zombies like Pokémon—now I just draw, overthink anime, and try not to tweet from the goon alt.– @saintyanzen

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Overproof dark rum stands in for their chaotic, slightly unhinged confidence and nuclear jokes, like when they said “We should put all nukes in my possession, I'd do great with them”. The black cherry cola reduction captures their sweet but terminally online goon energy, nodding to posts like “See I really discovered the benefits of being a gooner”. Smoked lapsang souchong tea adds a cursed, ritual vibe that fits their JJK brainrot and the ominous humor of “Cursed Object: Table of Enoch It is said that when you sit at the table you can hear a voice saying 'even Okkotsu'”. Lime juice with a pinch of salt cuts through the chaos with sharp, grounded takes, like when they point out hypocrisy in fandom and culture in “At first it was 'Japan doesn't have these issues' now it's 'Japan is trying to fix them'”. The spicy Pop rocks rim reflects their explosive timeline and loud, trolling humor, from calling out weirdos in “>Normal people realize the subculture is full of weirdos who like drawn children” to unhinged threats like “Whoever brings me the heads of @tableofenoch and @Top_Scaler will win an award”.

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This account shows a very strong Gryffindor profile: they are outspoken, confrontational toward perceived injustice, and willing to say risky things very publicly. They repeatedly call out misogyny and incel logic head‑on, e.g. labeling a take as an “incel line of thinking” in “incel line of thinking, do better” and rejecting people defending incels in “you would get incels (who no one, including men likes) complaining about women”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to confront rather than sidestep conflict. They also show a protective streak toward women, wishing them well on IWD in “Happy international women's day, I hope all women have a blessed and wonderful day today” while harshly attacking lolicon culture and bigotry in tweets like “>Normal people realize the subculture is full of weirdos who like drawn children >People shame said culture” and “The 'culture' they talk about is just being a branch of the klan”. Their humor and hyperbole also lean into a reckless, bold bravado—saying “We should put all nukes in my possession, I'd do great with them” in this tweet and fantasizing about going to China “with my sword and start cultivating” in this one reflects the classic Gryffindor hero/chaos complex. While they have some wit and creativity (e.g. their art posts like “I do art now”), the dominant throughline is boldness, moral posturing, and willingness to fight online battles, all of which align much more with Gryffindor than with the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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A fitting song for @saintyanzen is “Not Like Us” by Kendrick Lamar, because a lot of their timeline is built on sharp, humorous call‑outs and setting clear cultural lines. They constantly roast and distance themselves from groups they dislike, whether it’s anime weirdos in “>Normal people realize the subculture is full of weirdos who like drawn children >People shame said culture” or clout-chasers in “Has it even been a week yet, niggas are stealing tweets faster and faster these days”. The song’s energy of ‘we are not the same’ mirrors their attitude when they reject certain fandom comparisons in “yo dont put JJK in the same sentence as 'demon slayer' and 'solo leveling'”. At the same time, they clearly love Kendrick, as shown in “19 minutes ago, i love you kendrick”, which makes a Kendrick anthem even more appropriate. The mix of humor, aggression, and community pride in Not Like Us lines up with their blend of jokes, strong opinions, and protective stance over the media and cultures they care about.

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