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Your Simpsons character
The account reads as very emotional and hyper-verbal, but underneath the screaming caps and jokes there’s clear introspection and awareness, which fits Lisa Simpson. They show strong passions and fixations (especially on ATEEZ and k-pop), gushing things like “SO SEI GOZAR SO SEI GOZAR” and “ADRENALINE SOTY”, similar to how Lisa deep-dives into her interests. There’s also a streak of political/identity awareness and queer community talk, like “butch sempre existiu e sempre foi uma identidade válida dentro da comunidade…” and the joking pride in “NB4NB 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”, mirroring Lisa’s social-conscious and activist side. Even their frustration and dramatic despair — for example, “queria q essa kq se matasse empresa maldita o descaso eh tao escancarado q me deixa enjoado genuinamente” — resembles Lisa’s tendency to get overwhelmed by injustice. Finally, the self-aware humor in “fiz tanto masking q agora eu virei PRO PLAYER 🔥🔥🔥” and the mix of affection and theatrics about friends (“meu marido (kiri) vai pra guerra (vai estudar)…”) feel very Lisa-coded: smart, loud about their feelings, and deeply attached to the people and media they love.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because their timeline is highly expressive, interactive, and socially oriented – they constantly address others, react to fandom news, and dramatize their feelings publicly, e.g. “qm ai ta acordado pra ler um negocio” and the very social, jokey tone in “comunicação de viado pra viado”. Their style suggests Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they exaggerate, fantasize, and spin scenarios rather than focus on concrete details, like the mock-dramatic narration in “meu marido (kiri) vai pra guerra (vai estudar) e vai me abandonar pra sempre...” and the imaginative, hyperbolic thirst posts such as “me sentindo um alfa em rut eu preciso devorar ele da cabeça aos pés...”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their tweets are driven by emotion, aesthetic appreciation, and personal attachment – they cry over games and idols (“sou mt bobinho to chorando”, “ai q coisa mais linda eu to chorando :(”) and react to injustice with visceral language, as in “queria q essa kq se matasse empresa maldita o descaso eh tao escancarado q me deixa enjoado genuinamente”. Their behavior points to Perceiving (P): they seem spontaneous, mood-driven, and unstructured rather than planning-focused, complaining about work and wishing it were already the weekend (“queria q hoje fosse sabado ja”, “NAO QUERO ir trabalhar”), and they bounce rapidly between topics (k-pop, friends, games, sexuality) in an improvisational way. Taken together – outwardly expressive, imaginative, emotionally intense, and spontaneous – they best fit ENFP.

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20 • probably at work or crying over ATEEZ. Once said ‘one second’ so much I started saying it irl. Here for loud k-pop opinions and small victories.– @sakaihwa

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This cocktail is a chaotic, high-energy mix, just like their timeline screaming “SO SEI GOZAR SO SEI GOZAR” and “QBTESAO DO CARALHO”. The cachaça infused with espresso reflects their unhinged, over-caffeinated thirst and late-night brainrot, especially when they’re begging “ME DA ME DA ME DA ME DA ME DA”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a bitter-sweet gay drama edge, perfect for someone who calls themselves “passiva patética” while also sobbing over cute things like “achei o jogo mais fofo do mundo”. Guaraná soda represents Brazilian energy and their constantly online vibe when they ask “qm ai ta acordado pra ler um negocio”. Spicy ginger syrup is for the bite in their insults and horny threats, like “como se a qualquer momento eu n fosse enfiar um strap na garganta dele”. Finally, edible gold glitter nods to their k‑pop stan glam, losing it over ATEEZ with posts like “A ROUPA EU VOU CAGAR NA CALÇA Q COISA MAIS LINDA” and “RAPAZ”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show intense, almost theatrical desire and fixation that fits Slytherin’s driven, obsessive streak more than any other house. For example, the escalating sexual hunger and power-play language in posts like “me sentindo um alfa em rut eu preciso devorar ele da cabeça aos pés e fazê lo morar dentro da minha barriguinha igual naquele video dos furry” and “COMO SE EU NAO FOSSE DESTRUIR O CUZINHO DELE HOJE A NOITE NA FRENTE DESSE ESPELHO” show a fixation on dominance, control, and intensity that aligns with Slytherin’s appetite for power and extremity. They also display a ruthless, vengeful edge toward entities they dislike, as in “queria q essa kq se matasse empresa maldita o descaso eh tao escancarado q me deixa enjoado genuinamente”, which suggests a tendency toward harsh, absolutist reactions rather than patient compromise. Even their humor often frames interactions as confrontational or transactional, e.g. “oxe seu viado e vc manda em mim por acaso” and “*xingo o liam *liam xinga de volta *fico com tesao”, emphasizing push‑and‑pull, power, and edge. While there are flashes of softness and loyalty in tweets like the melodramatic affection of “meu marido (kiri) vai pra guerra (vai estudar)... te amo kiri... sinto sua falta...”, these are expressed in an exaggerated, dramatic way that still feels rooted in intensity and emotional extremism rather than Hufflepuff steadiness. Overall, the combination of obsession, confrontational humor, and a strong instinct toward extremes makes Slytherin the best fit.

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Your song
A well‑suited song for them is HALAZIA by ATEEZ, because their timeline is intensely centered on ATEEZ, especially members like Seonghwa, Wooyoung, Yeosang, and Hongjoong, with explosive, dramatic reactions like “QTESAO DO CARALHO” and “O CHAPÉU EU TO GOZANDO”. HALAZIA is emotional, cathartic, and theatrical, matching how they swing from joking despair about life and work in “NAO QUERO ir trabalhar” to soft, sentimental moments like “sou mt bobinho to chorando”. The song’s theme of enduring darkness but still searching for light fits their mix of exhaustion and hope, seen when they celebrate small wins in “pequenas vitorias...” while also ranting about industry frustrations in “queria q essa kq se matasse empresa maldita o descaso eh tao escancarado q me deixa enjoado genuinamente”. Their dramatic gay, fandom-heavy humor fits ATEEZ’s over-the-top, emotional style, reflected in tweets like “me sentindo um alfa em rut eu preciso devorar ele da cabeça aos pés” and “VOU GOZAR NA CARA DELE”, which mirror the intensity and release found in the song’s climax. Overall, HALAZIA captures both their emotional volatility and their deep attachment to ATEEZ’s music and narrative.

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