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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper-verbal, emotionally intense, and very online about their passions. Like Lisa with her obsessions (jazz, animal rights, obscure books), this user fixates deeply on niche interests and music, especially Frank Iero and MCR, constantly spiraling about him in tweets like “eu nao sei pq eu me ASSUSTO toda vez que o frank começa a falar em diluted…” and “espero que olhem pra mim e pensem no frank iero”. They have a dramatic, darkly humorous streak and use suicidal/existential language in a half-joking, half-serious way, e.g. “eu vou dar um tiro na minha cabeça se ocorrer uma pandemia DOIS” and “eu to com vontade de vomitar real mas eu ainda tenho mais 3 horas dentro dessa escola eu quero morrer”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel overwhelmed and melodramatic about the world. They’re introspective about identity (neopronouns, online vs. IRL name) and clearly neurodivergent-coded in how they talk about hyperfocus and discomfort in crowds, as in “odeio ir no mercado odeio ficar em lugares com muita gente transitando odeio odeio odeio”. Despite all the angst, there’s a lot of affection and loyalty toward friends and loved ones, shown in tweets like “45 dias pra 1000 dias com o melhor amigo que eu poderia ter em toda a vida <33” and “te amo muito”, mirroring Lisa’s deep emotional bonds and idealistic heart beneath the sarcasm.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their joy centers on niche interests and online/fandom life rather than big social scenes, e.g. getting intensely emotional over Frank Iero and MCR in multiple tweets like “eu nao sei pq eu me ASSUSTO toda vez que o frank começa a falar em diluted…” and preferring solitary activities such as “base da mia personalidade eh jogar SUDOKU e ouvir TUYU”. They lean strongly intuitive (N): they fixate on fictional worlds, symbolism, and ideas (fanfic, characters, hyperfixations) rather than concrete facts, e.g. “CAR A ISSO É LITERALMENTE UMA FANFIC QUE EU LI NO AO3 MORRAM TODOS” and emotional spirals like “quero voltar pro dia que você voltou e mudar tudo que aconteceu desde então”. Their decision-making and reactions are dominated by feeling (F): they are expressive, dramatic, and relationship-focused, talking about friends and partners—“45 dias pra 1000 dias com o melhor amigo que eu poderia ter em toda a vida <33”, “te amo muito”—and often framing things in terms of hurt, affection, or emotional overwhelm rather than logical debate. They appear more perceiving (P) than judging: they frequently reference hyperfixations, sudden impulses, and disorganization, such as “vo faze meu carrd outro dia fodase”, nearly tweeting on the wrong account in “QUASE TUITEI NA CONTA ERRADA SANGUE DO CORDEIRO”, and generally reacting in the moment rather than planning. Altogether, an emotionally intense, fandom-driven, imaginative inner world; strong attachment to people and media; and a spontaneous, unstructured approach to life best fit INFP.

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IF student, they/them | Sudoku + TUYU on loop | Once wrote a fanfic where a friend’s dying words were about his anus. Currently surviving school hallways.– @salfsheriero

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This drink starts with blue curaçao for their dyed hair and devotion to someone whose favorite color is blue, as in “azul eh a cor favorita dele entao meu cabelo sera azul”. An intense espresso shot captures their chaotic hyperfocus and sleepless meme energy, like “base da mia personalidade eh jogar SUDOKU e ouvir TUYU” and the way they spiral over Frank Iero in “eu nao sei pq eu me ASSUSTO toda vez que o frank começa a falar”. Lemon soda keeps it fizzy and sharp, reflecting their loud, piercing laughter in tweets like “isso aqui eh o apice do humor pra mim” and endless KKKKKs. A dash of chili tincture represents their dramatic, self-destructive jokes—“eu vou dar um tiro na minha cabeça se ocorrer uma pandemia DOIS” and “to chorando a carinha dele mano eu vou me suicidar na frente de todos vcs”—adding a burn that hits after the sweetness. Finally, a fluff of cotton candy garnish symbolizes the affection and softness under all the swearing, like “45 dias pra 1000 dias com o melhor amigo que eu poderia ter em toda a vida <33” and the tender chaos of “te amo muito”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong loyalty and attachment to the people they care about, like when they celebrate their best friend with affection and longevity: “45 dias pra 1000 dias com o melhor amigo que eu poderia ter em toda a vida <33” and write a whole fanfic about a friend, even if jokingly dark: “acabei de escrever uma fanfic onde o @geraldoporras morre e as ultimasnpalavras dele são 'meu... m.. meu anus.. heh'”. This emotional constancy extends to their idols, showing a very Hufflepuff-like devotion and earnestness in tweets about Frank Iero such as “espero que olhem pra mim e pensem no frank iero” and “CARALHO FILHO DA PITA NOTIFICAÇAO NOVA DO FRANK”. They also value small, cozy routines and simple pleasures—playing sudoku and obsessing over specific bands, as in “base da mia personalidade eh jogar SUDOKU e ouvir TUYU”—which fits Hufflepuff’s grounded, everyday comfort vibe more than the hypercompetitive edge of Slytherin or the grandiosity of Gryffindor. Even when they joke violently about themselves, they frame their survival in terms of not wanting to hurt those close to them, as hinted in “o grande motivo de eu nao ter twntado ainda”, which reflects a quietly self-sacrificing, others-first mindset. Overall, their defining traits are devotion, emotional loyalty, and a fondness for their close circle rather than ambition or intellectual elitism, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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The best fit is “Young and Doomed” because they are intensely attached to Frank Iero and already obsess over this exact track, even complaining about mishearing the lyrics in “i am deaf because there’s no way i can’t hear this part of the lyrics and i’ve listened to young and doomed like fifty times”. Their bio (“te amo frank iero te amo my chemical romance”) and multiple freak‑outs like “CARALHO FILHO DA PITA NOTIFICAÇAO NOVA DO FRANK” show that Frank’s work is core to their identity. The song’s themes of messy youth, self‑deprecation, and dark humor mirror tweets such as “de tanto que falei que ia vomitar eu to com vontade de vomitar real mas eu ainda tenho mais 3 horas dentro dessa escola eu quero morrer” and “eu simplesmente não existo”. Their chaotic, emo‑coded timeline, from suicidal jokes like “eu vou dar um tiro na minha cabeça se ocorrer uma pandemia DOIS” to intense parasocial love, matches the song’s mix of angst, cynicism, and survival. Overall, Young and Doomed captures both their musical taste and the way they narrate their own life: dramatic, self‑aware, and deeply tied to Frank Iero’s universe.

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