
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but in a very online, alt, romantic, and chaotic-gen‑Z way. Like Lisa, she’s introspective and struggles with anxiety and overthinking, shown in tweets like “pensar demais ainda vai acabar comigo” and “faziam uns anos q eu nao ficava tão mal mentalmente”. She’s also expressive about mental health and therapy, as in “minha psicologa bem plena dps de dizer q eu sou um peso pro meu namorado socorro”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to analyze herself and her relationships deeply. At the same time, she’s nerdy and passionate about her interests—games, RPG, and specific music—like in “AI EU AMO RPG AMO SER NERDOLA” and her excitement over Melanie Martinez in “AIIIII MDS A MELANIE ESSE ANO MDS MDS”, much like Lisa’s intense fandoms for books, causes, and art. Finally, she has strong opinions and a slightly dramatic sense of justice and irritation with people, seen in “queria q todas essas sub sub sub sub adolescentes do ttk explodissem” and “ai gnt pelo amor”, reminiscent of Lisa’s moral rants—just filtered through a much more unfiltered, meme-heavy timeline.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly tweet about being with people and sharing experiences, like traveling and sleeping several days with their boyfriend in “nao tem nada melhor doq viajar com o amoreco e dormir varios dias seguidos juntinhos si divertir de montao 😋💕💕💕” and celebrating social milestones in “FORMEI 😜😜”. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they focus on vibes, possibilities and symbolic stuff more than concrete details, e.g. “crescer é perceber q a junko enoshima sempre foi apenas uma diva querendo rir da desgraça alheia” and the dramatic, exaggerated way of framing feelings in “fazer 18 anos me deu uma sensação de poder absurda”. They are clearly Feeling (F): emotions, love, and hurt dominate their timeline, such as “ai cara ele é o amor da minha vida” and intense emotional distress in “ai eu odeio essa merda toda vo me mata nao aguento mais”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they show a spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle—girl dinners like “as vezes uma lata inteira de milho manteiga is janta”, impulsive gaming decisions in “eu …. eu desinstalei o the sims 4…. 1500 horas de jogo …..”, and playful procrastination such as “indo lacrar na parte de humanas no enem pra chutar tudo no dia de exatas”. Put together—highly social, imaginative, intensely emotional, and spontaneous—this points most strongly to ENFP.

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18 • Mario Party truther, RPG nerd & Melanie Martinez enthusiast. Once had corn for dinner and called it meal prep. Trying to be a functional adult.– @salmaocuzudo

Your signature cocktail
This bubbly, romantic spritz matches how loudly she loves her boyfriend, basically screaming devotion like “EU AMO MEU NAMORADOOOO☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻🎉🎉🎉” and “ai cara ele é o amor da minha vida”. Sparkling rosé captures her soft-girly, beach-and-bikini vibe from “aiii eu amo ser menina to doida pra pintar as unhas pra ir pra praia e usar meu biquini novo 🎉🎉🎉”, while lychee liqueur adds a playful, slightly alternative sweetness like her love for games and RPGs in “AI EU AMO RPG AMO SER NERDOLA”. Passion fruit juice brings a tangy intensity for the mood swings and anxiety she mentions in “pensar demais ainda vai acabar comigo” and “prefiro quando a ansiedade deixa meu coração acelerado doq quando me da enjoo e falta de ar”. Rose syrup represents her soft, romantic, hyper-teen heart that wants to glue Melanie Martinez lyrics to her forehead like in “queria poder colar a letra de highschool sweethearts na minha testa”. Finally, edible glitter embodies her dramatic, slightly chaotic, party-girl energy, from “esse ano quero mi conectar com a natureza🙏🏻 (fuma muitamacomha” to flexing that she’s “so much woman” in “sou muito mulher mwsmo, amo assstir video de fofoca pintando as unhas comendo um docinho”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user radiates strong loyalty and devotion to loved ones, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They constantly center their boyfriend as "the love of my life" and talk about wanting to marry him, for example in “EU VO CASA COM ELE MDS 🙈”, “eu vo casa com esse homi fazer muitos docinhos e dar muitos carinhos e amar ele pra vida todinha”, and “ai cara ele é o amor da minha vida”. They gush gratitude and care, saying “ai eu sou tão grata por ter ele, ele é a minha vida todinha” and “nao tem nada melhor doq viajar com o amoreco e dormir varios dias seguidos juntinhos si divertir de montao 😋💕💕💕”, which shows a priority on shared comfort and simple happiness rather than status or glory. Their fondness for cozy, domestic pleasures like “dormir juntinho pós praia é top melhores coisas da vida” and enjoying painting nails, making docinhos, and little rituals also fits Hufflepuff’s homey, nurturing side. While they have moments of anger or mental health struggle, they frame themselves as "stronger than you give me credit for" in “i am stronger than you give me credit for”, suggesting quiet resilience rather than Ravenclaw-style intellectualism or Slytherin-style calculated ambition. Overall, their defining traits are love, devotion, emotional honesty, and a desire for shared comfort—classic Hufflepuff values.

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The song that best suits them is High School Sweethearts by Melanie Martinez. They’re openly obsessed with Melanie, celebrating her releases and era, as seen in tweets like “os artistas estão finalmente lançando música boa dnv the world is healing🕊️ obg melanie e deftones” and “AIIIII MDS A MELANIE ESSE ANO MDS MDS”. They even say they’d literally wear this specific song on their forehead: “queria poder colar a letra de highschool sweethearts na minha testa”. Thematically, the song fits their intense, slightly chaotic but deeply devoted relationship energy, reflected in posts like “EU AMO MEU NAMORADOOOO☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻🎉🎉🎉”, “eu vo casa com esse homi fazer muitos docinhos e dar muitos carinhos e amar ele pra vida todinha”, and “EU VO CASA COM ELE MDS 🙈”. The mix of teenage angst, mental health struggles, and romance in the song mirrors their own timeline, where emotional lows like “faziam uns anos q eu nao ficava tão mal mentalmente” coexist with intense love for their partner.

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