Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Ambition: Lime is actively applying to prestigious universities like Stanford, Princeton, and Cornell.
- Self-Awareness: They accurately recognize their own depressive tendencies and beginner status in their bio.
- Artistic Support: They actively promote artists and engage with the community by offering to draw art for followers.
- Work Ethic: They demonstrate high productivity by completing a 16-page essay under a tight deadline.
- Honesty: Lime is transparent about their interests, even when they are stigmatized or controversial.
Weaknesses:
- Violent Rhetoric: They occasionally post extreme statements, such as wishing for domestic terrorism or wanting to kill those who hurt them.
- Chronic Pessimism: The timeline is frequently filled with self-deprecating thoughts and feelings of wasted time.
- Argumentative Nature: They admit to starting reply fights across both their main and alt accounts.
- Procrastination: They often turn in assignments only minutes before the deadline.
- Oversharing: Lime posts highly personal or crude details about their private life and bathroom habits.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving student with elite academic ambitions, evidenced by their applications to “Stanford”, “Princeton and Cornell”. They share Lisa's characteristic melancholy and existential dread, frequently posting that they are “tired of being depressed” or simply feeling “Unhappy”. Both are socially conscious and politically vocal, often expressing strong disdain for authority or conservative figures, such as calling for a “6 star” response to ICE. Finally, much like Lisa’s occasional struggles to fit into her own community, the user has a complex relationship with their subculture, noting they “initially hated furries” despite being one now.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Lime exhibits strong Introversion and Intuition through a deep focus on internal emotional states and the abstract furry subculture, often retreating to a 'dpriv' for more personal venting. Their Feeling preference is evident in their intensely value-driven and emotional posts, such as stating “I should be allowed to kill people who hurt me” and frequently documenting their depressive moods. The Perceiving trait shows in their spontaneous, 'slop'-focused posting style and struggles with academic structure, like turning in a “16 page essay... 5 minutes before it was due”. Overall, their identity-searching behavior, like trying to determine if they are “Asexual Aegosexual Graysexual Fictosexual...”, is quintessential of the INFP's quest for authentic self-understanding.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an application to Stanford or Princeton? Because even though I feel like I'm not getting in, I’d still spend all night working on my best 16 pages just for a chance with you.
- I promise I’m a real mfer—I’ll skip the fancy stuff and just bring the peanut butter and jelly if we can finally get out of 'Hell 2.0' together.
- Are you a mascot from the #Mascotverse? Because you’ve got me cheering louder than a massive W, and I definitely wouldn’t mind being mutuals with you.
- Forget the MFF booth; you don’t need a test to see that our chemistry is positive enough to make even your dpriv timeline look SFW.
- I might be as confused about my labels as you are, but I’m 100% 'you-sexual'—no 'sklorking' required, just pure vibes and cat yuri drawings.
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Your new Twitter bio
Aspiring Angelino student applying to the Ivies. When I'm not writing 16-page essays, I’m navigating the mascotverse and advocating for non-AI digital artistry.– @SalsaDelLima
Your signature cocktail
The Hell 2.0 Highball
This drink is served in a chilled glass to match their location in “hell 2.0”, featuring a sharp acidity because “YES, FINE, I LIKE PAWS >:(”. The muddled greens represent their recurring bouts of melancholy, as they admit “man im tired of being depressed 0/10 would not recommend”, while the purple gin reflects their pride flags and those annoying “purple star notifs”. Despite the edge, there is a nostalgic sweetness from the PB&J because “real mfers use peanut butter and jelly”, creating a complex, experimental profile for someone currently navigating the stress of “applications to Princeton and Cornell”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lime exhibits a strong Slytherin sense of self-preservation and calculated ambition, particularly through the use of multiple 'alt' accounts and a 'dpriv' for those they “trust”. Their ambition is evident in their high-reaching academic goals, such as applying to “Stanford,” “Princeton and Cornell,” showing a drive for prestige despite their self-doubt. They demonstrate a sharp, cynical resourcefulness when navigating online drama, often prioritizing their own perspective or “defending OP” in reply fights. Furthermore, their pragmatic and somewhat ruthless outlook is highlighted by the statement “I should be allowed to kill people who hurt me,” reflecting an intense, protective loyalty to themselves over societal norms. This combination of curated exclusivity, academic striving, and a 'me-against-the-world' mentality strongly aligns them with the house of the serpent.
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Numb - Linkin Park
The song's themes of feeling overwhelmed and weary align perfectly with the user's recurring mentions of their mental state, such as when they state “man im tired of being depressed 0/10 would not recommend”. Their academic pressure and feelings of inadequacy while applying to prestigious schools like Stanford reflect the song's struggle with expectations, especially since they recently shared, “I got a D average on this btw”. The lyrics' focus on losing oneself in the crowd also mirrors the user's feelings of invisibility on social media, seen when they ask, “Would it even matter if I stopped posting on this account”. Ultimately, the track captures the “depressive” and “hell 2.0” aesthetic they have cultivated across their bio and timeline.
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