Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technical Curiosity: Builds a Fennel web framework and experiments with Rust, Zig, Odin.
- Feedback Seeking: Repeatedly asks for feedback on his Fennel framework in multiple posts.
- Resourceful: Plans to develop on the cheapest laptop to test software on low‑end hardware.
- Lisp Advocacy: Promotes Lisp as the future and builds projects in Fennel, a Lisp dialect.
- Humorous Tone: Uses memes, jokes, and self‑deprecating comments like "I'm a smelly nerd".
Weaknesses:
- Dogmatic: Criticizes Rust’s marketing and declares dislike for Rust without nuance.
- Inflammatory Language: Uses slurs such as "retarded post" and profanity like "oh fuck me llvm is big".
- Repetitive Content: Posts the same announcement about his Fennel framework many times.
- AI Dismissal: Claims "I don't use AI" and calls AI users "supremacist", dismissing AI tools.
- Unprofessional Tone: Writes all‑caps rants like "RAM IS NOT CHEAP GO FREE MALLOCED SHIT STOP USING GC".
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is the classic rebel who loves to mock authority and flaunt his own style, just as @salty_grndpa constantly challenges mainstream tech choices. In tweets like "I don't use ai" supremacist and "The one real problem of rust is their marketing" the user shows a contrarian, anti‑establishment attitude reminiscent of Bart's "Eat my shorts!". The user’s self‑deprecating humor – "I'm a smelly nerd" – and hyperbolic statements such as "THE END OF THE JAVASCRIPT IS NEAR" echo Bart’s tendency for exaggerated, meme‑filled outbursts. Their love for obscure, "weird" tech stacks ("Lisp is the language of the future" and the Fennel web framework) mirrors Bart’s love for unconventional pranks and gadgets. Overall, the user’s sarcastic, confrontational tone and penchant for stirring controversy align closely with Bart Simpson’s personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
The user shows a strong introverted style, often posting personal projects and reflections rather than seeking interaction, e.g., "I now have a genius plan of buying the tiniest and the cheapest laptop..." and "I write cpp in emacs for living now and it kinda makes me happier." Their focus on abstract, future‑oriented ideas such as "Lisp is the language of the future" and "If we use fil c to attack rust ... we will lose both memory safety and any hope for the more secure future" indicates an intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is clearly logical and analytical, as seen in critiques like "The one real problem of rust is their marketing..." and "The pain of cpp is when you open a file and it has 150 lines of includes." Finally, the spontaneous, experimental nature of their work – repeatedly building new tools, e.g., "For the last two month I've been building web stuff in Fennel..." and constantly changing opinions – points to a perceiving (P) attitude. These patterns align best with the INTP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I saw your POR project - mind if I add a /flirt route that always returns a 200 OK with a kiss?
- You're like a Rust unsafe block: thrillingly risky, but when you wrap me in your safe borrow-checker, I'm leak-free.
- If we were Emacs buffers, I'd never kill yours; I'd keep splitting the window just to stay side-by-side with you.
- You claim RAM isn't cheap, so I'll allocate all my stack for you - no garbage collector needed, just pure manual love.
- Your C++ includes may be a 150-line nightmare, but the only header I need is <heart.hpp>, and you already define it.
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Your new Twitter bio
CEO @fixi, Fennel web wizard, Emacs aficionado. Built a framework on a 2012 netbook while sipping coffee from a napkin. Lisp lover, Linux gremlin, no AI needed– @salty_grndpa
Your signature cocktail
Fennel & Emacs Elixir
The Fennel & Emacs Elixir blends the herbal bite of absinthe with a fresh espresso shot, echoing the creator’s love for "Lisp is the language of the future" and late‑night hacking sessions. A splash of Cointreau nods to the C language while ginger‑spiced ginger beer pays homage to the "The one real problem of rust is their marketing" rant. Angostura bitters represent the "I'm a smelly nerd" vibe and the pain of "I write cpp in emacs for living now". The drink’s layered flavors mirror the chaotic, "weird tech stack" the user builds, from Fennel web frameworks to htmx experiments. Like a well‑crafted codebase, it’s simple at its core but leaves a lingering complexity that invites you to "request what you'd like to see in it" – just as the creator asks for feedback on his POR framework.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user constantly demonstrates a love for learning and deep technical insight, as seen in tweets like "Lisp is the language of the future" and the detailed description of building a Fennel web framework: "For the last two month I've been building web stuff in Fennel and I came up with a little web framework for all I do." Their nuanced discussion of language internals—"One should resort to rust's unsafe and figure out a way to make it safe later"—shows a scholarly curiosity. They also show intellectual ambition by exploring diverse stacks (Emacs, C++, Rust, Zig) and questioning mainstream narratives, e.g., "The one real problem of rust is their marketing." This pattern of valuing knowledge, wit, and thoughtful analysis aligns most closely with Ravenclaw traits.
Your movie
Your song
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
The grunge anthem "Smells Like Teen Spirit" captures the rebellious, anti‑establishment vibe of @salty_grndpa, who constantly rails against mainstream tech choices. Their self‑identification as "I'm a smelly nerd" directly mirrors the song’s title and its celebration of unapologetic outsider status. Tweets like "FINALLY THE HARD TIMES BRING BACK THE GOOD SOFTWARE RAM IS NOT CHEAP GO FREE MALLOCED SHIT STOP USING GC THE END OF THE JAVASCRIPT IS NEAR" and "The one real problem of rust is their marketing" show a desire to break free from the dominant ecosystem, echoing the track’s refrain "Here we are now, entertain us." The user’s declaration "i don't use ai" and repeated "Lisp BTW" illustrate a commitment to doing things their own way, much like the song’s defiant chorus. Overall, the raw energy and disdain for conformity in Nirvana’s classic align perfectly with the user’s frequent proclamations like "I'm a smelly nerd" and "The end of the JavaScript is near".
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