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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, earnest, and driven by whatever they’re hyper-fixated on at the moment, usually games or silly projects. Like Homer obsessing over new hobbies, they bounce between TF2, CoD zombies, Fortnite, Helldivers and more, shouting things like “YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and “HUGH DILLON YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH” with Homer-esque enthusiasm. Their self-deprecating humor and acceptance of being a bit of a "jackass" (“He/him Bisexual & Married... I make dumb edits Sorry if I am a jackass”) is very Homer, as is getting hyped over small wins like “yooo i hit 300!!!!” and gloating about food with “I kick ass at making corn dogs”. They also show flashes of heart and loyalty, commissioning or sharing art as gifts for friends like “My sister drew this at my request (I DID NOT DRAW THIS!) a gift for @Surreal_9282”, which echoes Homer’s clumsy but genuine affection for his family. Overall, the mix of loud reactions, impulsive gaming obsession, food pride, and underlying sweetness fits Homer better than any other main character.

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They lean Introvert because most tweets are about solo gaming, drawing, and editing rather than parties or big group hangs, e.g. “recording new video new video out when im done with it and proud of it might be a month or another year” and “i have fun :}”, plus they joke about low demand for their return: “im back by oh so very popular demand. (cricket sounds)”. Their focus is clearly Sensing: they talk about specific games, items, and tangible moments rather than abstract theories – e.g. “day AFTER getting my first unusual, i got a scattergun professional killstreak kit (worth $50 )” and “dont buy l4d from gamestop bruh” are concrete, detail-oriented complaints and observations. Their tone and decision-making show Thinking over Feeling: they’re blunt, sarcastic, and often evaluative rather than diplomatic, as in “Arrowhead fix your shit! i wanna play without risking my computer!”, “Robot or Rexsplode would have been so much better than Kate. Shit, I would have been happier with the bug Nolan fucked than Kate.”, and “bitch no, not for that price”. They clearly favor Perceiving over Judging: they procrastinate and improvise rather than follow strict plans, as shown by “update (who gaf) i still havent began editing it!”, “might be a month or another year”, and the spontaneous outbursts like “YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Putting this together – reserved but expressive online, focused on concrete experiences and tools, bluntly analytical, and loose with planning – they best fit ISTP.

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Editor, gamer, and occasional VR tourist. Once drove to buy pencils and found a full pack in the car. Bisexual, married, making dumb clips on purpose.– @Saltylingo9472

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This drink is punchy and chaotic, just like their all‑caps gamer energy in “YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”, so spiced rum forms a strong, rowdy base. The sour cherry soda brings a sweet-but-tart edge, echoing their self-aware disclaimer “I make dumb edits Sorry if I am a jackass” from the bio and salty takes like “Arrowhead fix your shit! i wanna play without risking my computer!”. A blue curaçao float nods to their proudly bi identity in the bio (“He/him Bisexual & Married”) and the colorful, slightly chaotic fandom mix visible in tweets like “the gayest part of my steam library”. The dash of hot sauce captures their sudden spikes of intensity, as when they yell “FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED IT NOW!!!!!” about a game. Finally, the lime wedge represents the grounded, thoughtful side that loves art and small details, like asking for ratings in “rate me demoman” and sharing family-made gifts in “My sister drew this at my request (I DID NOT DRAW THIS!)”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in Saltylingo’s tweets is loyalty and warmth toward others rather than a drive for glory or cleverness for its own sake, which points to Hufflepuff. They repeatedly shout out and credit others—like clarifying their sister made a drawing as a gift for a friend in “My sister drew this at my request (I DID NOT DRAW THIS!) a gift for @Surreal_9282” and again in “i made the design, but my sister (she doesnt have a twitter) drew this. gift for @WiiU_Gamepad and or @VB_Controller”—which shows a fair-minded, community-oriented attitude. They express gratitude and modest pride in milestones rather than treating them as conquests, like “thanks fer 100” and “yooo i hit 300!!!!”. Their concern about artists being harassed—“some cool md artists i like are being harassed over human drones and their skin color. that shouldnt matter???? we all bleed red?????”—highlights a fairness and kindness focus more than a grandstanding sense of heroism (Gryffindor) or strategic self-interest (Slytherin). Even their self-deprecating humor, like “im back by oh so very popular demand. (cricket sounds)”, fits the unpretentious, approachable vibe typical of Hufflepuff rather than the sharper ego of other houses. While they are creative and funny, their defining traits in these tweets are loyalty, appreciation of others, and a down-to-earth kindness, all classic Hufflepuff qualities.

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A fitting song for Saltylingo is “I’m Just a Kid” by Simple Plan, because their timeline is a mix of self-deprecating humor, gaming obsession, and chaotic enthusiasm. They describe their content as silly and low-stakes, calling it “dumb edits” and joking about their own relevance with posts like “im back by oh so very popular demand. (cricket sounds)”. There’s a recurring sense of frustrated but playful struggle—like “coming up with ideas sucks”, or getting hyped only for files to break in “anotha huge wacky update the video files corrupted and i gave up”—that matches the song’s theme of feeling like everything is going wrong but still pushing through. At the same time, they clearly find joy in games and small victories, such as “yooo i hit 300!!!!” and “got my first unusual”, which fits the song’s youthful energy. The combination of angst, humor, and resilience in their posts mirrors the tone of I’m Just a Kid—overwhelmed, loud about it, but still having fun.

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