Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for Oasis, Metallica, and other bands in tweets like “already crying at oasis and the show hasn’t even started yet”.
- Humorous voice: Uses self-aware, chaotic humor in posts like “thinking about the time when i fell down the stairs after i saw metallica <3”.
- Community-oriented: Actively engages with niche fandoms and seeks connection, e.g. “xmen + jackass + wrestling moots hi 👋” and “oasistwt i know this is a bad time but let me in i’m done lurking on my priv”.
- Emotionally expressive: Open about feelings, from stress to joy, like “semester beat my ass so bad i’m back from the dead sorry what did i miss” and “CRIED NOT ONCE BUT TWICE”.
- Loyal friend: Affectionate toward friends and family, e.g. “happy birthday to my princess <3 happy bday gorjusss” and appreciation for gifts like “IRL GOT ME THIS FOR CHRISTMAS WTF???”.
Weaknesses:
- Stress overload: Frequently overwhelmed by school and life, noted in posts like “semester beat my ass so bad i’m back from the dead” and “sorry i disappeared school has been kicking my ass”.
- Financial strain: Admits difficulty managing concert costs, e.g. “just got mcr tickets and liam gallagher has the nerve to say ‘see you next year’ i can’t financially do this”.
- Self-critical: Downplays her own work, like “to this day i’ve been gatekeeping like 3 edits i’ve made of james because i think they Suck”.
- Impulsive posting: Mentions tweeting while drunk or highly emotional, such as “i’m drunk rn but seeing the post of james…” and “i’m drunk rn and irl sends me this”.
- Time management: Disappears from main account due to workload and stress, as in “coming back on main after another stressful semester, hiding on my priv, moving to tumblr…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: a passionate nerd with very specific obsessions, left-leaning politics, and a tendency to turn every interest into a mini-intellectual or emotional deep dive. Their bio includes “free palestine 🇵🇸,” echoing Lisa’s social conscience, and they treat music and film almost academically, like when they mention “my most popular letterboxd review this year…” and complain that “it’s so criminal metallica never made an official studio version of no leaf clover”. Like Lisa, they oscillate between being overwhelmed by school and diving back into their fandoms, as seen in “semester beat my ass so bad i’m back from the dead sorry what did i miss” and “coming back on main after another stressful semester, hiding on my priv, moving to tumblr, and missing oasis…hello….”. Their intense, slightly dramatic devotion to bands (Metallica, Oasis, Green Day, etc.) and concerts—“CRIED NOT ONCE BUT TWICE” and “getting ready for my oasis concert ❤️”—parallels Lisa’s hyperfixations on jazz, books, and causes. They’re also witty, a bit self-deprecating, and very online, like Lisa would be if she had a stan account, as shown by posts such as “thinking about the time i wrote an academic paper about destiel” and “xmen + jackass + wrestling moots hi 👋”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly talk about concerts, friends, family, and wanting more interaction with fandoms, e.g. asking to be let into a community in “oasistwt i know this is a bad time but let me in i’m done lurking on my priv” and hosting a playful "event" in “james hetfield look alike contest in my room dm for invite”. Their interests and commentary point to Intuition: they’re driven by fandom narratives, media hyperfixations, and big emotional experiences rather than practical details, like “i did NOT think i was gonna see some shit like this in my lifetime” and jokingly manifesting situations in “i’m manifesting her friend doesn’t go”. They clearly favor Feeling: their tweets are expressive, value-driven, and emotionally charged (often about love for bands, friends, and politics), such as “happy birthday to my princess <3 happy bday gorjusss” and the passionate stance in their bio "free palestine 🇵🇸". Finally, they read as Perceiving: they often mention being overwhelmed by school, moving platforms, and doing things impulsively (like drunk tweeting or last-minute concert ideas), e.g. “semester beat my ass so bad i’m back from the dead sorry what did i miss” and “would it be a little insane to get tickets to soad and korn in 2025...it's like 4 days before the oasis concert too”. Taken together—social, expressive, hyperfixation-driven, emotional, and spontaneous—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Liam can say “New York New Jersey wherever the fuck we are,” can I say “wherever the fuck we are, I just know I wanna be standing next to you ugly-crying at an Oasis show again?”
- You missing the Oasis tour every day and still considering SOAD + Korn four days before another concert is wild, because the only thing I’m more committed to than your Ticketmaster era is manifesting being your plus-one.
- You wrote an academic paper about Destiel, fell down the stairs after Metallica, and still survive semesters that ‘beat your ass’—can I cite you as my primary source on how to make my heart crash-land that hard?
- Your mom texting you that cursed emoji when you were drunk, your dad nearly ripping off your headphones for Hugh Jackman, and you secretly gatekeeping James edits… clearly you have taste in chaos—wanna add ‘going out with me’ to the family canon?
- You, a 21-year-old Latina, metalhead, Oasis girlie who says ‘rest in piss Hulk Hogan’ and ‘free Palestine 🇵🇸’ might actually be my perfect Spotify Wrapped: chaotic, emotional, politically based, and exactly what I wanna have on repeat next year.
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Latina media nerd surviving semesters, concerts & metal rabbit holes. Once wrote an academic paper on Destiel and fell down stairs after Metallica.– @sambattinson
Your signature cocktail
Whatever Eyè Martini
The silver tequila infused with jalapeño is for being 21, Latina, and a little spicy on main after hiding on priv, like when they said they were “coming back on main after another stressful semester… and missing oasis…hello….” “coming back on main after another stressful semester, hiding on my priv, moving to tumblr, and missing oasis…hello….”. The blackberry-lime shrub gives a sweet-but-sour hit that mirrors their emotional whiplash between crying at Oasis shows and clowning on the Gallaghers, like “already crying at oasis and the show hasn’t even started yet” and “did they do it as 'oasis live '25' cause it rhymes or were they just lazy”. A splash of cold brew represents the semester that “beat my ass so bad” vibe and late-night fandom life, as in “semester beat my ass so bad i’m back from the dead sorry what did i miss”. The sparkling water topper keeps it bright and chaotic, like drunk posting about Metallica horses and heavy metal activity books, from “i’m drunk rn but seeing the post of james meeting that horse named after the metallica song is like…of courseeee he met the fucking horse” to “irl got me a heavy metal activity book for my bday and RAAAAAAAH”. Finally, the lime wheel with a tiny paper unibrow nods to their unhinged crush humor, like “and if i said i want to lick liam's unibrow”, and the name Whatever Eyè Martini comes straight from them screaming Oasis lyrics: “IM FREEEEE TO BE WHATEVER EYEEEE”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Sam shows a strong Gryffindor-style boldness and willingness to say exactly what she thinks, often in blunt, chaotic ways. Her feed is full of impulsive, ride-or-die behavior for the things she loves: she flies to Europe for concerts and then laments that “coming back to the US after being in europe is so depressing”, and still throws herself into more shows even when she admits “i can’t financially do this”. She’s outspoken about her beliefs, calling out public figures without hesitation, like “rest in piss hulk hogan”, and openly supporting a political cause in her bio with “free palestine 🇵🇸,” which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to plant a flag and stand by it. Her emotional intensity and drama—crying twice at an Oasis show in “CRIED NOT ONCE BUT TWICE” and recounting how she “fell down the stairs after i saw metallica <3”—show classic Gryffindor melodrama and willingness to throw herself into experiences. Even her humorous thirstiness and shameless down-bad posts, such as “and if i said i want to lick liam's unibrow”, reveal a fearless, uninhibited personality much more in line with Gryffindor boldness than the subtler approaches of other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Rock 'n' Roll Star - Oasis
The best song for Sam is Rock 'n' Roll Star because it matches both her personality and her deep Oasis obsession. She literally centers big experiences around concerts, like when she said she was “already crying at oasis and the show hasn’t even started yet” and when she was “getting ready for my oasis concert ❤️”. The song’s theme of escaping into music and living for gigs fits her life of planning around tours, such as freaking out that she “can’t financially do this” because there are too many shows. The chaotic, humorous confidence of the lyrics reflects her loud, unfiltered tweeting style, like “and if i said i want to lick liam's unibrow”. Finally, the song’s defiant, working-through-the-struggle energy matches her vibe of surviving tough semesters while clinging to music, as seen in her posts about school “kicking my ass” and then resurfacing to talk about bands and gigs.
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