Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and memes, like calling themselves a “big fan of talking to brick walls” and posts like “who up channing they tatum”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for media and characters, e.g. “glee twt i love sam evans more than you” and “you can pry ava starr out of my cold dead hands”.
- Nostalgic: Frequently references childhood shows and games like “ppl who hate on kids shows hate whimsy and fun” and “i miss the tsunami survival game on littlebigplanet ☹️”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages with fandoms and shared jokes, such as Glee and horror fans, and tweets like “i’ve gotten two ppl to read the final destination 3 novelization i’m basically an influencer”.
- Self‑expressive: Openly shares emotions and life events, like “to quote mac miller: i just graduated high school!!” and “5 on ap gov test…say hello to ur new president >:)”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecating: Puts themselves down for humor, e.g. “multiple ppl messaged me to say how bad i was help me” and the bio about “talking to brick walls.”
- Fatalistic: Uses dramatic, doom-y phrasing like “my video star is almost out kms” and “how tf do i only have 2 weeks until college KILL ME”.
- Media‑fixated: Focuses heavily on shows, games, and characters, e.g. “i finally finished glee. now what is my life’s purpose?” and repeated Glee/Outer Banks posts.
- Impulsive‑reactive: Posts intense reactions in all caps or extreme emotion, like “HE DIED?!?!?!?!? NO” and “WHATTTTTT”.
- Overextended: Mentions academic and health stress, e.g. “why did i take AP spanish no hablo no hablo 😭😭” and “thought i was finally healthy but nope it’s back! 😝”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read a lot, overthink, and are academically driven, which fits Lisa far more than the other Simpsons. A 5 on the AP Gov test and jokingly saying “say hello to ur new president >:)” is very Lisa-coded overachiever energy. They’re also deeply, almost comically invested in niche media and moral stances, like defending characters and ships in Glee and The Summer I Turned Pretty, e.g. “cam cameron deserved better and die if you dont think so” and “propaganda i’m not falling for: rachel berry having the best voice in glee club”. Their bio, “big fan of talking to brick walls,” and posts like “i would be domming the sam stan noms rn” show Lisa-like frustration at not being listened to while still caring a lot. Even their complaint about wanting to read but hating their current books — “i wanna read so bad but i hate the books im in the middle of” — captures that bookish, restless, slightly dramatic Lisa vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert (I): their bio (“big fan of talking to brick walls”) and frequent comments about being overwhelmed or exhausted by life changes, like starting college in “how tf do i only have 2 weeks until college KILL ME”, suggest someone who experiences social/real‑life demands as draining and prefers online fandom spaces over big social scenes. Their tweets are highly concrete and sensory, pointing to Sensing (S): they fixate on specific shows, songs, and games—e.g., “fd3 tenth watch of the year today pls send funds i’ve lost my mind” and “playing spider man dlc and black cat..LAWDYYYY”—rather than abstract theories or big-picture analysis. They show a strong Feeling (F) orientation: their reactions are emotional and value-based instead of logical (“cam cameron deserved better and die if you dont think so” and “i cried”), and they constantly talk about what and who they love (characters, songs, ships). Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they tweet about procrastination and lack of structure (“my video star is almost out kms”, “why did i take AP spanish no hablo no hablo 😭😭”) and seem to follow spontaneous obsessions like binge-watching and replaying games rather than carefully planned schedules. Altogether, an emotionally expressive, media-obsessed, sensory-driven, and go-with-the-flow style fits ISFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re a big fan of talking to brick walls, but I finished Glee AND I love Sam Evans, so statistically I’m at least as emotionally available as a trouty mouth—wanna test that theory?
- If adulthood is full of balloons and you just graduated high school and got a 5 on AP Gov, can I campaign to be your first-term boyfriend? My platform: defending Samcedes, protecting kids’ shows, and mandatory Taylor Swift ‘cardigan’ listenings.
- You miss Adam Faulkner Stanheight, have watched Final Destination 3 ten times this year, and voluntarily read the novelization—if death is that obsessed with you, I get it… I kinda am too after scrolling your timeline.
- You begged Disney+ to ‘LET ME SEE SHAWN HUNTER,’ celebrated House of Wax Day, and screamed about Josh Hartnett—so tell me, which 90s/2000s heartthrob do I have to cosplay as to earn a spot in your watchlist and maybe your heart?
- You survived AP Spanish (‘no hablo no hablo’), the stomach flu on your birthday, and starting Until Dawn with only three people left alive—how about we start a new game where the only objective is us making it to a second date?
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Your new Twitter bio
Film + TV student with too many opinions on Glee, horror, and kids’ shows. Once got 150 views in under a minute and still not Twitter famous.– @samevansirl
Your signature cocktail
The Trouty Brick Wall Fizz
Silver tequila brings the chaotic, scream-at-the-TV energy of someone who tweets “HE DIED?!?!?!?!? NO” and “HOW DID I FORGET IT WAS PAST LIFE DAY”. Grapefruit soda keeps it bright and bubbly, matching the unhinged pop-culture enthusiasm of “my world changed when i first laid eyes on sebastian smythe” and “i finally finished glee. now what is my life’s purpose?”. A splash of blue curaçao nods to their Glee and Sam Evans obsession in “glee twt i love sam evans more than you” and all the teen-drama angst of “cam cameron deserved better and die if you dont think so”. The chili-lime rim adds a sharp, spicy edge for the person who calls themselves a “big fan of talking to brick walls” and drags characters like “jj maybank is actually so stupid he should go bald”. Finally, a cotton candy garnish melts dramatically into the drink, capturing the soft, melodramatic side in tweets like “bday weekend and i have the stomach flu 🫶🫶” and “i think heavenly is my favorite song”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a blend of intense stan energy, competitiveness, and a sharp, slightly ruthless humor that fits Slytherin more than any other house. They proudly position themself as a dominant fan, e.g. claiming “if i was active there again i would be domming the sam stan noms rn” “if i was active there again i would be domming the sam stan noms rn” and “glee twt i love sam evans more than you” “glee twt i love sam evans more than you”, which suggests ambition and a desire to be on top. There’s also a willingness to be a bit cutting for the sake of a take, like “jj maybank is actually so stupid he should go bald” “jj maybank is actually so stupid he should go bald” and “cam cameron deserved better and die if you dont think so” “cam cameron deserved better and die if you dont think so”, showing intensity and a win-my-way mentality rather than gentle diplomacy. Their bio, “big fan of talking to brick walls,” plus tweets like “big fan of talking to brick walls” and joking about only keeping three people alive in a game “i only kept three ppl alive #yallwishyouwereme”, point to a self-aware, cynical streak and dark humor that align with Slytherin’s edge and self-preservation. While there are hints of Gryffindor-style passion in their fandom and Hufflepuff-style loyalty to certain characters and media, the overarching tone is ambitious, confrontationally opinionated, and proud of standing apart—core Slytherin traits.
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Your song
cardigan - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that fits them best is “cardigan” by Taylor Swift. They explicitly profess how deeply this song resonates by saying “i need to listen to cardigan by taylor swift at least 300 more times before i die”, which already hints at a strong emotional connection. The song’s themes of nostalgia, being overlooked, and still having a tender, romantic heart match their blend of sarcasm and sincerity—seen in a bio that calls them a “big fan of talking to brick walls” and tweets where they’re emotionally attached to fictional characters like “cam cameron deserved better and die if you dont think so”. Their timeline is filled with intense, almost dramatic attachment to media and characters—like “if the faculty has no fans im dead” and “my world changed when i first laid eyes on sebastian smythe”—mirroring the emotional intensity and longing that cardigan captures so well. Overall, their mix of pop‑culture obsession, ride‑or‑die loyalty, and bittersweet humor aligns closely with the vibe and lyrics of cardigan.
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