Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Regularly comments on policy and human rights, e.g. criticizing government actions in “This is fucking terrible and I beg you take the time to read it.” and discussing Yemen in “Let’s not forget it is weapons, bombs, training provided by britian under conservative government…”.
- Socially-conscious: Shows concern for marginalized groups, defending Black Lives Matter in “And people still don’t see why there is a black lives matter movement…” and homeless people in “What are the homeless meant to do?… it’s horrible for people in these circumstances to be punished for existing…”.
- Passionate-supporter: Deeply invested in AFC Bournemouth, analyzing performances and players across many tweets like “We started off the season ok… now we look like a team that should be struggling to stay in the division.” and praising individuals in “Not angry or sad to see ake go, he is genuinely the best player I’ve ever seen in a Bournemouth shirt…”.
- Direct-communicator: Expresses opinions clearly and without ambiguity, such as “If small business can’t pay its workers a living wage then it shouldn’t be a business at all” and “What a terrible choice the Americans have in their next general election…”.
- Critical-thinker: Often questions logic and fairness, for instance challenging Covid measures in “If it’s that dangerous why are we opening for customers?” and scrutinizing job schemes in “1. What is a ‘viable job’?…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses insults and strong profanity that can alienate others, e.g. “Bunch of bumbling fucking idiots. You elect a stupid prick and you get shit leadership.” and “Almost half of Britain are cunts who knew”.
- Personal-attacks: Criticism often targets individuals rather than ideas, as in “You can tell he’s a fucking turbo nonce as well” and “He must be one of the biggest pricks of all time, just behind his stupid freak supporters”.
- Pessimistic-tone: Tends toward negative conclusions, especially about football and politics, e.g. “We’re not going up 😂🤦♀️” and “Just send us down now.”.
- Emotion-driven: Reactions appear strongly emotional, which can overshadow nuance, as seen in “This is fucking horrible… Let them on ur boat u horrible cunts” and immediate anger at referees in “Some referees just want to be the centre of attention”.
- Confrontational-style: Often frames disagreements in combative terms, like “Ah so blm protesters have to be peaceful… where’s the far r(white)ght outrage” and mocking centrists in “Liberals/centrists really are something else”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: politically engaged, morally driven, and often furious at injustice while still obsessing over their niche interests. Their left-leaning, anti‑Tory and anti‑racist stance mirrors Lisa’s activism, shown in tweets like calling out Yemen war complicity (“Let’s not forget it is weapons, bombs, training provided by britian under conservative government which are being used to brutally kill millions of innocent civilians in Yemen”) and defending human rights for unpopular figures (“Human rights aren’t just for people you like, believe it or not🤷♂️”). They regularly confront racism and the far right, e.g. (“Once again, surprise surprise the far right are a bunch of freak racists”) and (“if you’re one of the all lives matter people you are either arrogant or racist.”), which fits Lisa’s uncompromising moral streak. At the same time, they’re intensely invested in AFC Bournemouth and Football Manager, overanalyzing tactics and performances (“Some of our players act like they’re a level above but never have the balls to show it.”), much like Lisa’s nerdy, detail‑oriented passion for her interests. The mix of sharp criticism, earnest empathy for the vulnerable (“It’s horrible for people in these circumstances to be punished for existing, it’s like people forget that they are human.”), and occasional exasperated sarcasm is very Lisa-like.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They seem more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they live‑tweet football matches, politics and current events with strong outward energy and engagement, for example the animated game reactions like “We are so bad hahahaha” and public political rants such as “Bunch of bumbling fucking idiots. You elect a stupid prick and you get shit leadership.”. Their focus goes beyond concrete details to Intuition (N): they often move from specific news to broader patterns and principles, as in “Human rights aren’t just for people you like, believe it or not🤷♂️” and system‑level critiques like “This is fucking terrible and I beg you take the time to read it.” about legislation. They are strongly values‑driven and emotionally expressive, suggesting Feeling (F): they react with moral language and empathy about refugees and civilians, e.g. “Let them on ur boat u horrible cunts” and “It’s horrible for people in these circumstances to be punished for existing, it’s like people forget that they are human.”. Their tone is blunt and confrontational rather than diplomatic, but the core is ethical outrage rather than detached logic, also shown in “If small business can’t pay its workers a living wage then it shouldn’t be a business at all”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than judging: their tweets are spontaneous, reactive, and emotionally in‑the‑moment (e.g. the rapid swings from hope to despair about #afcb like “We’re not going up 😂🤦♀️”), and there’s little evidence of structured planning or orderly, methodical posting; instead they explore issues as they arise, consistent with an ENFP’s flexible, improvisational style.
Some pickup lines for you
- You tweet about Bournemouth being “genuinely shite to watch” sometimes, but I promise if we ever go to a game together, I’ll at least make extra time worth staying for. #afcb
- You getting furious about refs, Tory policy, and McDonald’s mask rules tells me you’ve got elite decision-making standards — mind if I submit an application to be judged as harshly as that yellow card on Lerma?
- You’ve survived Dom Solanke propaganda, relegation despair, FM keepers throwing away 1–0 leads, and still have energy to call out far‑right freaks — dating me would be a much easier fixture list, I swear.
- You’re out here defending Shamima Begum’s legal rights, calling out Yemen atrocities, and dragging ‘almost half of Britain are cunts’ politics — I don’t just fancy you, I genuinely respect you, which feels like the right foundation for anything more.
- If we ever end up in a breakout room together, I promise I won’t be ‘the worst thing about university this year’ — I’ll bring the football chat, left‑wing outrage, and veggie dippers; you just bring that timeline energy.
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AFC Bournemouth sufferer, FM addict, politics ranter. Once missed a last-minute winner because I was arguing about work rights in the group chat.– @samford_spencer
Your signature cocktail
The Lerma Lament Spritz
This cocktail is built strong and a bit furious, like someone who tweets “Bunch of bumbling fucking idiots. You elect a stupid prick and you get shit leadership.” and “Almost half of Britain are cunts who knew” before the ice has even melted. Overproof dark rum is the heavy, uncompromising political backbone that rants about Yemen, Begum, and war, as in “Let’s not forget it is weapons, bombs, training provided by britian under conservative government…”. Campari brings a sharp bitterness that mirrors their #afcb agony in “We are so bad hahahaha” and “Just send us down now.”. Ginger beer adds fiery fizz for the sarcastic, mocking energy of “Liberals/centrists really are something else” and “You can tell he’s a fucking turbo nonce as well”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with brightness for the flashes of genuine care, like “What are the homeless meant to do?... it’s horrible for people in these circumstances to be punished for existing” and “Human rights aren’t just for people you like, believe it or not🤷♂️”. Finally, a splash of salted grapefruit soda nods to the salty, wounded football romantic in “Dom solanke the greatest striker the championship has ever seen #afcb” and the eternal lament in “We’re not going up 😂🤦♀️”, giving a bittersweet, refreshing finish to all the righteous rage.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strong tendency to confront perceived injustice and cruelty head‑on, even when it means using harsh language and taking unpopular stances, which is very Gryffindor. They repeatedly call out racism and far‑right behavior, e.g. condemning those mocking refugees as “horrible cunts” in “This is fucking horrible. Ur watching them fight for their lives on this tiny boat whilst ur on a massive boat and ur treating it like fucking real time entertainment. Let them on ur boat u horrible cunts” and labeling the far right as “a bunch of freak racists” in “Once again, surprise surprise the far right are a bunch of freak racists”. They also defend unpopular but principled positions on human rights and rule of law, such as insisting that Shamima Begum is English and deserves due process in “Human rights aren’t just for people you like, believe it or not🤷♂️” and criticizing state overreach and assassination in “Assassination, with or without congressional approval, is wrong and completely unjust in the rule of law”. The tone is impulsive and fiery rather than diplomatic; they frequently swear at politicians and public figures—e.g. “Bunch of bumbling fucking idiots. You elect a stupid prick and you get shit leadership.” and “How anyone can support Katie Hopkins is far beyond me. If you’re genuinely that miserable, that hateful, then there’s something really wrong with you.”—which fits Gryffindor’s blunt, confrontational courage more than the calculated pragmatism of Slytherin or the gentler focus of Hufflepuff. While there is some thoughtfulness and analysis in their political takes, the defining pattern is moral bravery and an instinct to stand up and shout against perceived wrongs, hallmark traits of a Gryffindor.
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The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan
A song about political awakening, anger at complacent leaders, and solidarity with ordinary people fits @samford_spencer almost perfectly. They repeatedly rail against the Conservative government and structural injustice, calling them a “bunch of bumbling fucking idiots” and highlighting issues like Yemen with, “Let’s not forget it is weapons, bombs, training provided by britian under conservative government…”. Their compassion for migrants and the homeless also echoes the song’s humanist core, as shown when they condemn people treating refugees like entertainment in “Let them on ur boat u horrible cunts” and ask “What are the homeless meant to do?... it’s horrible for people in these circumstances to be punished for existing”. They stand firmly with Black Lives Matter and against the far right, noting “Once again, surprise surprise the far right are a bunch of freak racists” and that “all lives matter” types are “either arrogant or racist” in this tweet. Like Dylan’s song, their timeline mixes political frustration with a belief that people deserve better, whether criticising war and authoritarianism in “Assassination… is wrong and completely unjust in the rule of law” or slamming economic injustice in “If small business can’t pay its workers a living wage then it shouldn’t be a business at all”.
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