Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Multilingual: Tweets naturally in Portuguese, Spanish, French and references being trilingual in bio, e.g. “Flamengo joue de manière violente...” and “Bueno, hasta aquí llegamos”.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly recognizes and shares complex feelings like anguish and disappointment, e.g. “Do nada essa angústia outra vez... me ajuda Deus...” and “Voltei mas totalmente desiludido...”.
- Spiritually-minded: Frequently references faith and prayer as a source of comfort, e.g. “Orem, por favor, orem. Conversem com Deus...” and “Efésios 2:8 9 ARC... Feliz dia da Reforma”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows strong, loyal engagement with football and teams, e.g. “Morumbi Hostil!! 🇾🇪❤️” and “VAMOS BOTAFOGO!”.
- Reflective-student: Mentions studying economics and working on assignments with some motivation, e.g. bio and “Acordei e já tô terminando o trabalho de Economia Brasileira... Mas estou motivado!”.
Weaknesses:
- Pessimistic-outlook: Often anticipates negative outcomes or doom, e.g. “Estou com um mal pressentimento sobre 2026... espero que eu esteja errado” and “Sigo a espera do meteoro pra destruir essa desgraça”.
- Self-deprecating: Uses harsh language about himself, e.g. “Sou um doente vagabundo, vou assistir todos” and calling himself “Un gars ennuyeux” in bio.
- Rumination-prone: Frequently returns to pain, sadness, and past experiences, e.g. “Só queria ter paz...” and “odeio lembrar que passei por isso na infância... só queria apagar da minha mente”.
- Harsh-critic: Regularly uses aggressive wording toward players or teams, e.g. “Rigoni tu é horrível!”, “Cédric é horrível! Pqp”, and “Que jogo de bosta...”.
- Relationship-struggles: Hints at ongoing emotional pain and difficulty letting go in relationships, e.g. “Estou cansado de sofrer por sua culpa” and “Nunca vou deixar de sentir por você o que eu sinto”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The mix of cynicism, loneliness, and dark humor fits Moe Szyslak more than any of the core family members. This user often sounds world-weary and disillusioned about people, like when they say they came back "totally disillusioned" with someone: “Voltei mas totalmente desiludido. É bem complicado quando vc tem uma boa impressão de uma pessoa e depois termina por reconhecer quem ela realmente é”. There’s recurring emotional heaviness and a desire for relief, similar to Moe’s vulnerable side: “Do nada essa angústia outra vez... me ajuda Deus...”, “Só quero descansar e tirar esse peso de mim”, and “Eu simplesmente desisti de tentar”. At the same time, they’re passionate and explosive about sports and politics—Moe-style rants—like “CALLENSE HIJOS DE PUTA! ANDEN A DEFENDER A BOTAFOGO” and “Meu Deus, não foi nada. O cara inventa um jeito de roubar pra o Flamengo pqp”. Despite the bitterness, they show glimpses of faith and tenderness, echoing Moe’s occasional warmth and longing for something better, as in “Orem, por favor, orem. Conversem com Deus, não há melhor sensação de sentir um alívio no peito depois de orar” and “Nunca vou deixar de sentir por você o que eu sinto”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert (I): much of their emotional life is expressed in a personal, almost diary-like way, often about feeling lonely or disillusioned rather than socially energized, e.g. “So lonely...”, “Nesse mundo de hoje, é bem melhor ficar só”, and “Eu simplesmente desisti de tentar”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): tweets are grounded in concrete events, matches, and specific situations rather than abstract theorizing, such as detailed commentary on refereeing calls (“Foi absolutamente nada”, “Era para Cabo Verde ter se classificado se não fosse a arbitragem, marcar aquele impedimento é imoral”) and immediate experiences like the cold in Junín (“Nunca irei a Junín, na Argentina. Se eu for irei morrer de frio.”). They read as Thinking (T) rather than Feeling in decision style: even when emotional, they are blunt, critical and outcome-focused, calling things "roubado" or "agiotagem legalizada" (“Se não é roubado, não é Corinthians”, “Agiotagem legalizada”), and criticizing actors like Hamas on pragmatic grounds (“O Hamas poderia ter assinado esse mesmo acordo há mais de um ano... Que a paz reine e que a vergonha do Hamas seja eterna”). Their lifestyle looks more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they swing between motivation and apathy without a strong planning tone, e.g. “Talvez eu entre no WhatsApp de manhã e pronto, amanhã vou passar o dia todo focando só em mim” and “Acordei e já tô terminando o trabalho de Economia Brasileira, tá complicado organizar tudo isso... Mas estou motivado!”, and their sports commentary is reactive and in-the-moment. Their mix of detached analysis (of games, politics, economics), blunt language, and comfort with intensity and conflict (e.g. “CALLENSE HIJOS DE PUTA! ANDEN A DEFENDER A BOTAFOGO”) fits best with ISTP: an inward-focused, concrete, analytical type that responds spontaneously to events rather than rigidly planning ahead.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said on 2025-11-23 that Japanese City Pop helps you finish your Brazilian Economy paper… should I send you a playlist, or are you saving your best study sessions for when we’re working side by side at the federal university café?
- As a São Paulo and PSG sufferer who still screams ‘ALLEZ PARIS!!!’ and ‘Morumbi Hostil!!’, I think you’re ready for the most difficult game of your life: trying not to fall for someone who actually celebrates your wins instead of the 7–1 days.
- You tweet ‘Só queria ter paz…’ and ‘So lonely…’, but you also quote Ephesians 2:8–9 and ask people to pray; I’m not God, but I’d happily be the answer to at least a few of those prayers and trade your ‘angústia’ for a quiet night talking about life and economics.
- You dragged Hamas’s pride on 2025-10-09, roasted the State as ‘ladrão e ineficiente’ on 2025-07-14, and still had energy to get mad at referees for Botafogo and São Paulo… with all that righteous indignation, how do you still have room in your heart to make me this curious about you?
- You called yourself ‘Um gars ennuyeux’ and then spent months live‑tweeting football drama, GTA 6 hype, Marta 🐐 moments, and three languages in one timeline—if that’s you being boring, I can’t wait to see how dangerous you get when we’re alone in Balneário Camboriú talking in PT‑ES‑FR.
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Economics undergrad in a federal university. Tweets about football, geopolitics, faith & 80s music. Once blamed a referee for ruining my whole week.– @sammueldouglas
Your signature cocktail
So Lonely, Country Roads & Extra Time
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee, a nod to a Brazilian economics student pulling late nights and tweeting things like “Acordei e já tô terminando o trabalho de Economia Brasileira, tá complicado organizar tudo isso...”, giving it academic stamina and local soul. Campari brings a bitter kick for all the heartbreak and disillusionment, from “Voltei mas totalmente desiludido” to “Eu simplesmente desisti de tentar”, and the constant rage at football and referees like “Meu Deus, não foi nada. O cara inventa um jeito de roubar pra o Flamengo pqp”. Passion fruit juice sweetens and energizes the mix for his intense fandom and bursts of joy, from yelling “MARTA É FODAAAAAA 🇧🇷” to screaming “VAMOS BOTAFOGO!”. A sea salt rim reflects the constant ache and loneliness of “So lonely...” and “Só queria ter paz...”, like tears meeting the ocean in Balneário Camboriú. Finally, a splash of sparkling water adds a light, hopeful fizz for his faith and resilient humor, shining through in “Mais um dia, obrigado Deus” and the playful confidence of “Não tem jeito pohaaa, somos MUITO superiores aos Tugas! 🇧🇷🤪”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Sam shows a strong analytical and intellectual streak that fits Ravenclaw best. He’s literally an economics student and jokes academically, as in “Segundo Silva (1998), a história não é bem essa... kkkkkk”, which shows comfort referencing scholarly work even in casual debate. His curiosity and love of understanding the world come out in political and historical reflections like “O Hamas poderia ter assinado esse mesmo acordo há mais de um ano, mas pelo seu orgulho, postergou o acordo que pouparia inúmeras vidas...” and his critical economic take “Agiotagem legalizada”, both of which show him dissecting events rather than just reacting emotionally. He also exhibits reflective, introspective thinking about life and appearances in tweets like “As coisas nem sempre são do jeito que parecem ser”. While he clearly has passion and loyalty in sports and faith, the defining throughline is how often he analyzes, critiques, and contextualizes things, which aligns most with Ravenclaw’s love of thought and understanding.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A song that best suits @sammueldouglas is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures a mix of loneliness, disillusionment, and self-doubt that appears throughout his timeline. He often expresses feeling low or out of place, like in “So lonely...” and “Me sinto mal...”, which echoes the song’s theme of not belonging. Posts such as “Eu simplesmente desisti de tentar” and “Só queria ter paz...” parallel the song’s sense of exhaustion and emotional struggle. At the same time, he shows intense, sometimes unrequited-feeling emotion in “Estou cansado de sofrer por sua culpa” and “Nunca vou deixar de sentir por você o que eu sinto”, similar to the song’s desperate, vulnerable tone. His mix of humor, football passion, and dark introspection suggests someone who uses distractions to cope with deeper hurt, aligning strongly with the emotional core of Creep.
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