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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Sam is a sensitive, artistic, and intellectually curious student who finds deep emotional resonance in media, as seen when they called the Minecraft end poem “one of the most beautiful thing IVE EVER READ”. They share a passion for creative pursuits and social awareness, manifesting in Sam's desire to “make a game” and their advocacy for artist safety by warning followers that “Nightshade and Glaze don't really work but make sure to still use it!”. Despite being talented enough for “choir practice”, Sam often feels like an outsider or a “parabolic antenna” for the world's intensity. Ultimately, their mix of high-energy enthusiasm and existential reflection perfectly mirrors Lisa's precocious and idealistic personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
Sam demonstrates Introversion by marveling at their follower count, noting they “don't think I could even fit 23 people in my entire apartment”. Their Intuitive nature is shown through a deep appreciation for abstract themes and narratives, such as calling the Minecraft end poem “one of the most beautiful thing IVE EVER READ” and dreaming of game development. They align with Feeling through their highly emotive, whimsical communication style and their desire to protect other artists, advising followers to “use [Nightshade and Glaze]! It can still help, even a little”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous academic habits, admitting they “only joined [choir] because I wanted to skip my classes” and frequently reacting to health or technical issues in a reactive, flexible manner.

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Artist and choir student dreaming of game dev. Once skipped exams for a respiratory illness; now I’m hydrated, joyous, and dodging Facebook grandma allegations.– @Sammy_Sam_Jam

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Sam’s transition from a 'Facebook grandma' to a high-energy artist. The base is heavy on hydration because Sam discovered “dehydration did some things to me” and they needed to regain their spark. The effervescence represents their sudden mood shift where they suddenly feel “HAPPY I FEEL JOYOUS AND HEALTHY”, while the blue hue nods to their niche gaming interests. Topped with a garnish reflecting their bio, it proves Sam really is their “own parabolic antenna!!!”. It’s a sweet, experimental mix for someone who finds the “most beautiful thing” inside a block game.

Your Hogwarts House
Sam demonstrates the core Ravenclaw values of creativity and a deep appreciation for artistic narrative, as seen when they praise the Minecraft end poem as “one of the most beautiful thing IVE EVER READ”. Their intellectual ambition is focused on creation and world-building, stating, “I've always wanted to make a game. It's one of the main reasons I started taking art, and writing seriously”. This desire to learn skills specifically to manifest their own ideas, combined with their self-identification as a “parabolic antenna” in their bio, highlights a unique, eccentric perspective typical of the house. Even their suggestion for a “ZATO fanzine” points toward a community-focused creative spirit that values the expression of knowledge and fandom through art.

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Sam is a passionate young creator deeply immersed in digital subcultures, ranging from OneShot and Phighting to the cryptic Z.A.T.O. Their journey through the digital landscape is marked by both wide-eyed wonder, like when they discovered the “beautiful” Minecraft end poem, and the overwhelming nature of social media growth, prompting them to remark “So many people! Too many people actually.”. The song's chaotic energy mirrors Sam's recent health-induced “SPAMING CAPSLOCK” and their struggle with modern tech hurdles, such as feeling like a “Facebook grandma” while navigating Discord. This track perfectly captures the blend of creative ambition, niche fandoms, and the mild digital dread Sam experiences while trying to find their place online.

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