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The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, and extremely online about their niche interests. Like Lisa with her sax and books, they dive obsessively into specific fandoms and media analysis, from parsing ship dynamics in depth (“I think, rather than Flins Lauma ship, I'd prefer Flins Nefer more. They look like fellow tired colleagues…”) to long reflections on character writing (“Seeing Rerir mentioning Tholindis as his former loverʼ is kinda... Man..... How far gone are you now...”). They have a moralistic, lecturing streak—very Lisa—when calling out fandom behavior, e.g. “They have a lot of roles when theyre together, not only rape drama CD. If you can only remember that one, that tells more about you than the ship you dislike” and “Illuflins shippers please educate your fellow shippers… people have already bothered by his shipper smh”. At the same time, there’s clear emotional vulnerability under the sharpness—tweets like “Please reply... Please.... This is my sense of belonging now. Please...” echo Lisa’s recurring loneliness and craving for connection. The bio’s joking cruelty (“🔞 I get off by being mean to people”) and snarky takes on fandom discourse (“😭? I understand abt nvfr but saying nvclorin and nvia has more flavor & dynamic than wriolette tells me youre just so bad at perceiving things.”) fit Lisa’s acerbic, know-it-all side when she’s fed up with everyone around her.

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They lean Introvert (I): they openly describe themselves as introverted, e.g. noting their anonymous AO3 works surpass named ones as “introvert behavior” in “the works in my anonymous fics in ao3 is now officially more than the works registered under my name (introvert behavior)”, and they focus more on fandom, games, and writing than on offline social events. Their interests and language show Intuition (N): they fixate on fictional dynamics, symbolism, and hypothetical AUs (e.g. “Rerindis but her 'I'll kill I'll kill' is deep in her heart and she actually doesn't even realize she wants to kill but if the mirror really says she's wrong she's actually gonna kill impulsively” and meta about character relationships in “I think, rather than Flins Lauma ship, I'd prefer Flins Nefer more. They look like fellow tired colleagues that I think most adults can relate — not really a lovey dovey relationship, but a relationship where the others company can make it bearable.”). They strongly favor Feeling (F): their tweets are packed with emotional language, trauma and longing (“Love me love me love me...” in “Love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me”) and moral judgments about fandom behavior in “Illuflins shippers please educate your fellow shippers. Illuga hasn't even been officially released in the game yet but people have already bothered by his shipper smh” and “They have a lot of roles when theyre together, not only rape drama CD. If you can only remember that one, that tells more about you than the ship you dislike”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they often mention procrastination and lack of structure, like delaying fic posting for work in “Tadinya mau post varflins jorok ke ao3 tapi kalo gua gak speedrun kerjaan sekarang keknya ni kerjaan gak bakal kelar sebelum Deadline. Mungkin besok malem aja jadinya”, and their timeline is a spontaneous stream of feelings, reactions, and impulsive shipping shifts (e.g. “gahhhh im not satisfied with varka so far..... his splash art is too simple, his claymore is too plain........ hopefully his animation can change my mind......” and “Gua keganggu hal canon melulu bjir 😭 ... mobflns aja lah gua”). Combined, these patterns best fit INFP: introverted, emotionally intense, highly focused on fictional meaning and relationships, and flexible rather than structured in day-to-day behavior.

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Genshin & VN enthusiast. AO3 hermit with too many alt fics, daily Wordle/Genshindle/WuWadle enjoyer, occasionally traumatized by fictional men.– @sampokcski

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail leans strong and a bit bitter, matching their dark, sharp persona from the bio “🔞 I get off by being mean to people”, with smoky mezcal and black coffee liqueur as the base. The spiced chili syrup reflects their fiery, opinionated ship-wars energy, like when they rant about fandom drama and shippers, e.g. “From the qrt I can conclude that kebanyakan shipper illuflins nyebelin dan ngeganggu ship lain” and “They have a lot of roles when theyre together, not only rape drama CD. If you can only remember that one, that tells more about you than the ship you dislike”. Cherry bitters stand in for the intense, longing, almost melodramatic side of them that shows up in lines like “Love me love me love me love me love me love me love me...” and “Please reply... Please.... This is my sense of belonging now.”. The splash of tonic water adds a quirky, fizzy edge, capturing their nerdy gaming/Wordle/Genshindle routine such as “I found today's #Genshindle in 3 tries!” and their constant ship meta like “Nod krai yaoi is such a mess someone like vxrflins rxrflins but doesn't like illxflins...”. Overall, The Varflins Relapse is an experimental, fandom-fueled drink: a little mean, a little obsessed, and surprisingly addictive, just like rereading your own AO3 fics in the middle of the night, as hinted by “the works in my anonymous fics in ao3 is now officially more than the works registered under my name (introvert behavior)”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show sharp, confrontational judgment and a willingness to call people out, which leans Slytherin more than any other house. For example, they openly drag other fans and their perceptions: “😭? I understand abt nvfr but saying nvclorin and nvia has more flavor & dynamic than wriolette tells me youre just so bad at perceiving things. or full of hatred… Negativity consumes you, poor guy” and “They have a lot of roles when theyre together, not only rape drama CD. If you can only remember that one, that tells more about you than the ship you dislike”. Their bio itself is extremely Slytherin-coded in its unapologetic edge: “🔞 I get off by being mean to people”, indicating they embrace being cutting rather than agreeable. They also show strategic self‑preservation and boundary‑setting in fandom: “Free mute list on reply and qrt (I don't block because I like to see people accidentally go to my profile and suffer because they see their notp)” and their annoyance at disruptive shippers, e.g. “From the qrt I can conclude that kebanyakan shipper illuflins nyebelin dan ngeganggu ship lain”. Finally, their obsessive focus and almost ruthless emotional honesty about relapse and dependency, like “Please reply... Please.... This is my sense of belonging now. Please... Please.... Please”, reads more as intense, survival‑driven fixation than soft Hufflepuff loyalty, which rounds out a very Slytherin profile.

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A fitting song for them is “cscs” by akuma kyou, a track steeped in obsessive, messy, and slightly unhinged devotion that mirrors how they talk about ships, characters, and love. Their bio, “🔞 I get off by being mean to people”, already hints at a liking for darker, kinkier dynamics, which aligns with the song’s twisted emotional tone. They show intense fixation and relapse-like attachment in tweets like “Please..... How to stop this relapse. Please.........” and “Love me love me love me love me love me love me love me love me...”, echoing the song’s frantic need for validation and affection. Their late-night emotional spirals and dependence on specific people/characters for stability, e.g. “Dulu, waktu ngerasa kek gini juga, keknya mulai enakan setelah ada dia.......... Sekarang, pas dia gak ada, relapse lagi. :)”, parallel the track’s themes of unhealthy attachment. Combined with their interest in dark, morally grey or villain characters and messy ships (“What a bad day to become a villain char lover.....”), cscs captures both their fandom intensity and their emotionally raw, slightly deranged romantic vibe.

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