Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for fandoms like Heated Rivalry, Dan and Phil, and Destiel, e.g. all‑caps reactions in “OHHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY TOD OH JY HOD OH MY GOD”.
- Reflective analyst: Goes beyond squeeing to analyze themes and repercussions, like discussing realistic consequences for Hollanov in “this is a book of realistic/reasonable repercussions, but not unnecessary misery”.
- Supportive communicator: Enjoys sharing media with family and celebrating others’ enjoyment, as in “forced my mom to listen to episode one of hard launch. SHE ENJOYS AND WILL WILLINGLY LISTEN TO MORE 🔥🔥”.
- Creative writer: Actively writes fic and headcanons, referencing their own works and ideas in “what if i was maybe working on an arwd/wt christmas time stamp” and “this is literally me cuz if you comment about a scene i wrote then there's a very high chance that i'll drop more lore”.
- Humorous self-aware: Often pokes fun at themselves (e.g. being a ‘chronic yapper’ and not studying) in a light, witty way like “instead of studying for my bio and chem quizzes thatre this friday i'm watching hannibal. no regrets”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Frequent extreme all‑caps reactions like “I'M GOING TO END IT ALL” and “I CANT BREATHE” suggest big emotional swings over media events.
- Online overinvestment: Large chunks of attention and mood tied to fandom news and algorithms, e.g. “bro my tl was so HRpilled for days and it was wonderful but now it's like the algorithm reset cuz it's all GONE”.
- Academic procrastination: Openly prioritizes fandom over studying, as admitted in “instead of studying for my bio and chem quizzes thatre this friday i'm watching hannibal. no regrets”.
- Stress overload: Takes on intense schedules and then feels overwhelmed, like “i survived lighting focus. 14 hour work day completed. tomorrow is an 11 hour work day. and then tech week... it's fine. it's fine. it's totally fine”.
- Echo-chamber risk: Strongly dislikes opposing perspectives and celebrates blocking/curating away ‘stupid replies’ via engagement with posts like “I’m just going to instant block stupid replies… I want to curate a garden of good commentary”, which can limit viewpoint diversity.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, analytical, and deeply invested in their interests while also very socially aware. They constantly overanalyze media in a very Lisa-like way, from doing an annotated reread with tallies in “doing an annotated reread of HR and i have a tally for who wins each face off” to breaking down representation issues in “HR's sex scenes wouldn't be so talked abt if it was het and there's a bunch of reasons for that and just acknowledging that at all GODDDDD”. Like Lisa, they’re very emotionally expressive and earnest about the things they love, as seen in “I MISS THE GODSLAYERS SO MUCH. I MISS ANGELSTONE. I MISS THANATOS. I MISS PETER.” and “nothing makes me want to sob faster than older retired destiel happy and in love”. They also show strong values and boundaries about fandom and queer representation, for example in “making a queer ship het and 'fixing the lesbian' is criminal why the fuck does this fic have so many kudos jfc”, which fits Lisa’s moral seriousness. Finally, their self-described yapping and love of in-depth analysis in “i'm a chronic yapper and i love writing too much to not” is very much in line with Lisa’s tendency to info-dump about her passions.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they call themselves a “multifandom yapper” in their bio and celebrate it, and they describe how their mom knows they’ll “be yapping the whole two hour drive back” and that this is exactly what happened (“my mom said nope she can't talk cuz im gonna be yapping the whole two hour drive back. AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED”). Their interests and tweets show strong Intuition: they constantly spin ideas, headcanons and meta about characters instead of just reacting to surface events, e.g. imagining retired Dean’s elaborate Christmas light coding project as a character insight (“hc that retired dean gets REALLY into christmas lights… this is the first time hes had the CHANCE to do this and he loves it”) and analyzing narrative structure and repercussions in Heated Rivalry (“this is a book of realistic/reasonable repercussions, but not unnecessary misery”). They lean clearly Feeling: they emphasize emotional impact and justice (“he's so loved i want to cry” (link)), defend people against cruelty (“Sandi, I am so, so, sorry you had to read that… These filthy MAGAts will answer for all of their behavior and their hate.”), and frame preferences in terms of care and comfort rather than logic. Their spontaneity, all‑caps excitement, and willingness to procrastinate serious tasks with fandom or TV suggest Perceiving: they admit to watching Hannibal instead of studying (“instead of studying for my bio and chem quizzes… i'm watching hannibal. no regrets”) and often react in the moment with impulsive emotional posts like “OHHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY TOD OH JY HOD OH MY GOD”. Overall, their high-energy social engagement, idea-focused fandom analysis, emotion-driven values, and flexible, reactive lifestyle fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were in Heated Rivalry, I’d be the idiot keeping a tally of every time we ‘end things’ and don’t—except my annotations would just be different ways to ask you out between Hollanov rereads.
- You survived lighting focus, a 14-hour workday, finals, AND a destiel brainrot therapy session… clearly you tank angst like a champ. Want to test if you can also survive a date with someone who enables all of that?
- You debating a full Fast Five rewatch just because Ilya said it’s the best one is the kind of unhinged media commitment I respect. If I tell you going out with me is the best one, do I unlock a whole franchise of dates?
- You got your mom into Hard Launch and your irl asking about hockey romance while you’re deliberately dodging Icebreaker—so how about this: we skip the hetero recs, grab ginger ale from the fridge, and I let you infodump about Hollanov and Phan for as long as you want.
- You watching Hannibal instead of studying, crying over retired happy Destiel, missing the Godslayers, and screaming over HR and WDAPTEO… I don’t want to fix your fandom brainrot, I want to sit next to you and make it worse—with snacks and a kiss between episodes.
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Your new Twitter bio
Queer he/him | Multifandom analyst & fic writer powered by hockey romance and overthinking | Once spent half a therapy session explaining S8 Dean.– @Sandybagel
Your signature cocktail
The Hollanov Hard Launch
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little feral, just like their timeline going from “STAY CALM STAY CLAM STAY FSLM EVERYBODY STAY CALM IH KY GOS” to “OHHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY TOD OH JY HOD OH MY GOD” in the span of a breath. The spicy cinnamon whiskey is their all‑caps, full‑body screaming over Hollanov, HR, and Jenmish, like “THIS SCENE IS EVERYTHING TO ME #heatedrivalryspoilers”. Sparkling pink lemonade brings the sweet, bubbly multifandom joy of posts like “my friend made me an ilya for christmas and i love him so much” and their constant “IM SO SAT” hype. A splash of cold brew nods to the student/theatre grind and survival vibes behind “I SURVIVED ALL MY FINALS 🔥🔥🔥🔥” and “i survived lighting focus. 14 hour work day completed.”. Rainbow citrus bitters honor their queer, emotionally analytical side—He/him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ who can spiral tenderly with “nothing makes me want to sob faster than older retired destiel happy and in love”. Finally, the edible gold glitter rim captures their dramatic, celebratory flair as a self‑described “multifandom yapper, writer, analyzer” whose reaction to any win is pure “FUCK YEAHHHHH”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is dominated by analysis, meta, and close reading rather than just vibes, which strongly points to Ravenclaw. They literally call themself a “writer, analyzer” in their bio, and you see that in things like their Heated Rivalry reread where they’re tracking data and patterns: they mention “doing an annotated reread of HR” and keeping “a tally for who wins each face off,” while also considering another tally for repeated breakup fake-outs (“doing an annotated reread of HR and i have a tally for who wins each face off…”). They consistently break down story structure and thematic choices, such as talking about realistic consequences versus needless angst in Hollanov’s arc (“this is a book of realistic/reasonable repercussions, but not unnecessary misery”) and lamenting missed narrative potential in Supernatural (“i'll forever be haunted by the missed s7 potential of the leviathans taking the form of cas…”). Their enthusiasm is intellectual as much as emotional: they dive into character psychology and coding, like connecting older retired Destiel dynamics to specific songs or scenes (“seeing people post about and discuss fnc in riptide 116 is reminding me of the destiel coding”). Even outside fandom, they show a reflective, meta-oriented bent—turning therapy into a deep-dive on season 8 Dean and Destiel, with the therapist remarking that they “really know your stuff” (“i accidentally spent like half of my therapy session today talking about s8 dean and destiel…”). Their mix of creative writing, obsessive analysis, and constant desire to unpack why narratives work marks them most clearly as Ravenclaw rather than the other houses.
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Your song
ME! - Taylor Swift feat. Brendon Urie
Their whole vibe is exuberant, unapologetically fannish, and very "look at my specific little brain" in the best way, which fits the self-celebratory chaos of ME! perfectly. They literally call themself a "multifandom yapper" in their bio and constantly hype their own excitement, like "OH MY GOD THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (ME)" and "STAY CALM STAY CLAM STAY FSLM EVERYBODY STAY CALM IH KY GOS". The song’s theme of being joyfully extra and embracing your quirks lines up with their liveblog-style emotional reactions, such as "OHHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY TOD OH JY HOD OH MY GOD" and "BRO???? OH MY GOD????". They’re proudly queer and deeply enthusiastic about ships and fandom communities, as seen in tweets like "nothing makes me want to sob faster than older retired destiel happy and in love" and "hollanov and phan overlap is everything to me", which matches the bright, inclusive, celebratory tone of the song. Even when overwhelmed, like "i can't do this today", it’s always in a dramatic, over-the-top, affectionate way, just like the theatrical energy of ME!.
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