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Like Lisa, Saito is a deeply sensitive and artistic soul who feels the weight of the world, often expressing intense emotions through music and poetry. They share a strong sense of justice and a sharp tongue for those they find ignorant, such as when they noted, “si tienes más de 18 años y sigues sin saber qué es una fobia, déjame decirte que eres un poco gilipollas”. Both are defined by their intellectual pursuits and their struggles with feeling misunderstood by their peers and family, with Saito even describing their year as “volver locos a los terapeutas porque no saben qué coño hacer conmigo”. Ultimately, Saito’s profound mourning for the poet Robe Iniesta, claiming “el cielo llora la pérdida de un poeta”, mirrors Lisa’s own deep connection to jazz and the philosophical heartache of being a young person who feels too much.

Your MBTI personality Type
Saito demonstrates Introversion and a deep inner life, frequently posting about solitary struggles with mental health and disociative states, such as “llevo así más de una hora. Ayuda”. They lean toward Intuition, finding profound meaning in lyrics and poetry, notably being devastated by the loss of musician Robe and stating, “El cielo llora la pérdida de un poeta”. Their Feeling preference is clear through highly emotional, values-driven responses to AI and social injustices, as seen when they criticize AI for being used “SIN su consentimiento”. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving traits through a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle and a self-described “todo caos tiene una dulce introducción” bio, often struggling with deadlines or “grabando un vídeo” at the last minute.

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Madrid-based content creator specializing in Dress To Impress. When not filming, I’m probably listening to Extremoduro or passing the ITV for my mom. 🤸🏼✨– @sanomessa

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures the 'todo caos' of a life where “volver locos a los terapeutas” is a recurring theme. The Absinthe pays homage to their late idol Robe, as “el cielo llora la pérdida de un poeta”, while the espresso mirrors the bitterness of mental health struggles like TLP. The pink soda reflects their obsession with collecting 'Dress to Impress' items and asking for “pink cash”. Finally, it’s topped with silver glitter to represent their resilience against internet trolls and a gummy frog as a nod to being “21 años con un cosito de rana en la cabeza”.

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Saito demonstrates the core Hufflepuff values of kindness and fairness, notably when returning money to a stranger because “le hemos devuelto el dinero sin problema. Feliz navidad”. Their sense of justice is evident in their defense of younger generations against unfair stereotypes, stating “La escoria está en todas las edades, no solo en la juventud”. Saito is also a dedicated creator who works hard for their community despite personal struggles, admitting to “migajeando mierdas del dti porque soy un puto pobre pero creo contenido”. This combination of innate altruism, a desire for inclusivity, and persistent effort in their hobbies makes them a clear fit for the house of the loyal and hard-working.

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This song perfectly captures the emotional volatility and isolation described by @sanomessa, who frequently documents their struggles with Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) and intense dissociation. They express a deep sense of being a burden or misunderstood, tweeting about “volver locos a los terapeutas porque no saben qué coño hacer conmigo” and the exhaustion of living with a “trastorno CRÓNICO”. The lyrics of Liability mirror their reality of feeling like 'too much' for others, especially during crises where they feel they “no soporto esto un puto segundo más”. Ultimately, the track reflects the user's raw honesty about their mental health journey and the lonely moments spent “llorando durante media hora” before disconnecting from the world.

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