Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient Professional: He perseveres through grueling kitchen shifts and physical pain, as seen when he continues “third day doubling” despite knee injuries.
- Infectious Passion: He is an avid fan of The Cosmere, praising Yumi and the Nightmare Painter by saying “Sanderson you bastard, I thought you couldn't write romance”.
- Strong Principles: He vocally supports trans rights and local respect, condemning tourists who “attacked a trans person” in Logroño.
- Self-Improvement Focus: He advocates for mastering skills through practice rather than just theory, advising to “step on the damn street and talk to people”.
- Community Humorist: He uses self-deprecating humor to connect with others, jokingly calling himself “fat boy” while looking for friends.
Weaknesses:
- High Anxiety: He openly struggles with his mental health, admitting that “dealing with anxiety in big 2025 is being hard”.
- Short Temper: He reacts aggressively to minor inconveniences, telling people who post spoilers to “Kys”.
- Work-Induced Stress: Work deeply impacts his emotional state, leading to “panic attacks” when the kitchen becomes too demanding.
- Crude Language: His communication often relies on vulgarity, such as when he lists synonyms for breasts including “tetas tetitas tetazas”.
- Impulsive Posting: He frequently posts while frustrated, admitted to “horny posting” or complaining about work during his shifts.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like the iconic shop owner, SansoChef is a passionate, cynical connoisseur of geek culture, frequently critiquing media like Rocky as “vaya diario de un putisimo acosador que es un bully”. His bio is a tribute to The Stormlight Archive, and his tweets are filled with deep-lore references to the Cosmere, such as calling a character “El jefe final del Cosmere”. He balances this intellectual elitism with a grueling work life in the service industry, often lamenting his shifts by saying “tras el primer día de doblar turno, me quiero matar”. Ultimately, his blend of high-brow literary obsession, gaming addiction with titles like Factorio, and a sharp, sarcastic wit mirrors the “Worst. Episode. Ever.” persona perfectly.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
El Sanso leans toward Introversion, frequently tweeting about solitary hobbies like gaming and reading, and expressing social exhaustion such as “Things that I need: A fucking rest”. His strong Intuition is evident in his deep obsession with the Cosmere fantasy universe and abstract ideals, exemplified when he quotes Brandon Sanderson's philosophy: “Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination.”. He demonstrates a Feeling preference through high emotional transparency regarding his “attacks of anxiety” and his empathetic defense of social causes, such as respecting “the pronouns of his son”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is shown in his spontaneous humor and a self-described 'wanderer' lifestyle where he admits to “returning to work after 2 weeks of doing nothing”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a professional chef? Because you've clearly mastered the skill of 'leveling up' my heart without even needing a manual—I’m ready to skip the reading and just start the practice.
- Forget the Cosmere's final boss—you’re the only person I want to cross the ‘Unknown Territory’ with, even if we have to wander through a thousand post-its to get there.
- I may not have a giant butt or a golden statue, but I promise to be the kind of person who gives you conversation, tobacco, and zero anxiety while you’re cooking at home.
- Life before death, strength before weakness, and me before you? Just kidding—how about we make 'dinner at yours' the next step on our journey before destination?
- I heard you’re looking for someone to 'touch grass' with. If you’re tired of the factory growing, we could always go out and make some 'Hell Yeah' memories instead.
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Logroño-based Chef. Navigating life through the Cosmere and kitchens. Ask me about my giant kulikitaka or why I once compared a pizza bun to a deep life lesson.– @SansoChef
Your signature cocktail
The Journey Before Destination
This cocktail captures the chaotic but principled life of a cook who believes in “Life before death, strength before weakness”. The bitter coffee base is essential for a man who says “Things that I need: A fucking rest” after surviving the hospitality grind, while the playful peach notes reflect his frequent, unapologetic “horny posting”. It is topped with gold dust to honor “The final boss of the Cosmere” and served strong enough to handle the “anxiety in big 2025”. Finally, the smoky finish pays homage to a “professional cook” who just wants some good conversation and a smoke.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Despite his blunt exterior, @SansoChef embodies the Hufflepuff spirit through his immense dedication to hard work and his fierce sense of justice for others. He describes the grueling reality of his profession, noting “Tercer día doblando, no se ni como le llamo, mi rodilla me ha pedido independencia política”, yet he continues to value the importance of mastering skills through practice rather than shortcuts. His loyalty extends to his community, where he vocally defends marginalized groups, stating that if a fictional villain can respect pronouns, those who cannot are “peor que el”. Ultimately, his focus on “Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination” in his bio aligns with the Hufflepuff ethos of valuing the process and the people involved over simple glory or power.
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Under Pressure - Queen & David Bowie
This song perfectly mirrors the duality of @SansoChef’s life as a professional chef grappling with the relentless intensity of the kitchen and personal anxiety. The lyrics reflect the physical and mental toll of his job, such as when he mentions being “destruido después de venir de mis días libres, me dieron un par de ataques de ansiedad” or his desperate plea for “A fucking rest”. Despite the exhaustion of “doblando turno” and the weight of social issues like “turismo masificado”, he maintains a deeply empathetic core, much like the song’s final message of love. This is evident in his defense of trans rights, noting that even a villain can “respetar los pronombres de su hijo”, showing that he values humanity even while being Under Pressure.
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