Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Deprecating Humor: He uses wit to cope with personal failures, such as joking about his “lack of productivity over 20 years”.
- Academic Perseverance: Despite complaining, he endures grueling “11-hour university days” and complex engineering subjects like thermodynamics.
- Honest Communication: He is transparent about his feelings, openly admitting when he feels “out of place” or socially awkward.
- Loyal Friend: He expresses deep appreciation for people who have “changed his life for the better” and enjoys time with friends.
- Resilient Attitude: He maintains a sense of irony even when faced with bad luck, like “phones dying during emergencies”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Procrastination: He frequently admits to “watching Twitter during class” instead of paying attention to his professors.
- Pessimistic Outlook: His tweets often revolve around “wanting to die” or predicting his own misfortune.
- Poor Time Management: He struggles with sleep schedules, noting he spent a week “going to bed at 6 am”.
- Extreme Negativity: His bio and several tweets focus on being a “full-time hater” of specific groups or entities.
- Lack of Focus: He finds it difficult to prioritize, remembering “song lyrics over electrical circuits” needed for his degree.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of chaotic humor, self‑deprecation, and constant minor disasters lines up most with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, this user lurches from inconvenience to inconvenience, narrating it with exaggerated drama and dark comedy, e.g. describing a packed day of pointless travel with “4horas de viaje para 15 min de revision, viva la UC” “4horas de viaje para 15 min de revision, viva la UC” and the uni as an abusive relationship in “A lo mejor no es tu pareja, sino la universidad de Cantabria”. The blend of lazy despair and loud intentions feels very Homer: they plan their life as “2024: Buscar la felicidad… 2026 Acabar con mi vida” “Os presento mi plan para los próximos cinco años”, joke about not doing anything useful in twenty years “no he hecho nada de provecho en 20 años”, and still keep going anyway. Their academic struggles and explosions in the lab echo Homer’s incompetent antics at the nuclear plant, as in “4 horas de cagarla una tras de otra, he pintado el laboratorio de morado” and “Yo respondiendo a todas las preguntas de física: 'abandonar la carrera'”. The over‑the‑top hatred of France and melodramatic bad luck, like “Dios por favor elimina a los franceses” and getting shocked by a treadmill “La máquina de correr te pega un chispazo”, fit Homer’s habit of turning every annoyance into an absurd running joke. Beneath all the ranting there’s clear affection for friends and specific people, seen in warm shout‑outs like “Esta persona es una de las mejores del mundo” and enjoying time with friends “Es divertido quedar con 2 imbéciles como yo”, which matches Homer’s secretly soft core under all the chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Sansraul exhibits Introversion through a self-deprecating, solitary online presence, often joking about his lack of social success, such as when he says “no me hablan mujeres”. His Intuition is visible in his preference for theoretical concepts and dark humor over mundane reality, shown in his interest in “hacer bombas no alcoholizarme” rather than practical brewing. He demonstrates a Thinking preference through a blunt, cynical communication style, critiquing his university's logic by comparing it to a “pareja” that manipulates and robs him. Finally, his Perceiving trait is evident in his chronic procrastination and chaotic schedule, admitting “ya es medio día y no he hecho nada de provecho en 20 años”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the University of Cantabria? Because you've got me spending four hours traveling just for fifteen minutes of your attention.
- I promise I’m more stable than a compressor at 2000 Pascals, but you still make my heart feel like it’s about to explode.
- I’d definitely count the seconds for 3,700 years like Senku if it meant waking up to a world where we can skip the thermodynamics lecture together.
- Forget the ALSA bus and the Renfe delays—I’d take a sketchy Cabify driven by a Russian cuñado any day if the destination was a date with you.
- I know your bio says you’re a full-time France hater, but would you consider making an exception for a 'French kiss'—or should we just stick to hating croissants together?
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Engineering Chemical solutions at UC while surviving 4-hour lab mishaps and ALSA commutes. Ask me about that one time a Russian Cabify driver offered me the wheel.– @sansraul
Your signature cocktail
The UC (Unfortunate Cantabrian) Laboratory Spill
This drink perfectly captures the chaotic life of a student who “painted the laboratory purple” while studying Chemical Engineering. It has a high-voltage kick to simulate the “compressor at 2000 Pascals” and is served as cold as the morning the user woke up at “6:20” despite not having to. We’ve excluded all French spirits because, according to his bio, he is a full-time hater, even if he occasionally sins by eating “a croissant”. Drink it quickly before the “ALSA and Renfe” leave you stranded for another hour.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Sansraul exhibits a strong Slytherin identity through his blunt self-preservation and sharp, cynical wit. He openly prioritizes his own well-being and academic survival, often lamenting the 'attack' of university life on his sanity, such as when he describes the University of Cantabria as a toxic partner that “steals your money”. His ambition is rooted in the grueling reality of Engineering, where he views his journey as “competing against a poodle for the key to Cerberus's room”. This resourcefulness is paired with a distinct 'us vs. them' mentality, visible in his humorous yet persistent disdain for those he deems outsiders, notably his bio's 'full-time' hatred of France and his plea for God to “eliminate the French”. Ultimately, his dark humor and focus on the hierarchy of difficult degrees, like insisting “Engineering Chemistry > Chemistry”, align perfectly with Slytherin's pride and competitive nature.
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Basket Case - Green Day
This song perfectly captures the user's erratic, self-deprecating humor and the constant academic anxiety that defines their feed. They frequently express a sense of mental exhaustion and lack of direction, tweeting that they “have done nothing useful in 20 years” and describing themselves as “one exercise away from schizophrenia” due to their demanding Chemical Engineering studies. The lyricism of the song aligns with their dramatic outlook on life, such as when they humorously suggest they might “jump off a bridge to wake up” if they struggle to get up for university. Ultimately, their chaotic relationship with the University of Cantabria, which they claim “manipulates, threatens, and steals your money”, mirrors the restless, paranoid energy of the punk-rock anthem.
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