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The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly toeing the line between self-destruction and dark humor. Like Bart, they lean into reckless behavior and rule-breaking, bragging about things like “just bought a vape from 7eleven right under my dad's nose LOL he was waiting for me outside 😭😭” and joking about selling their body for merch in “ok what part of my body do i need to sell to get this”. Their tone is mischievous and dramatic, with over-the-top reactions like “BROO THE STAFF DIDNT LET ME INNNNNN😭💔💔💔💔” and flippant commentary on serious issues, similar to Bart’s tendency to mask vulnerability with jokes. At the same time, there’s clear underlying distress and self-destructive streaks—e.g., “goodnight its 7am i hope i don't wake up” and “I FINISHED MY FINALS FINALLY I HAVENT SLEPT FOR 25 HOURS BUT I CAN FINALLY STARVE AGAIN THANK THE LORD”—which fits Bart’s troubled, attention-seeking side. Overall, they present as a sharp-tongued, rebellious, exhausted student who uses humor, dramatics, and online chaos to cope, much like Bart uses pranks and sarcasm to navigate his own issues.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite jokingly asking for interaction, most tweets center on their inner world, bodily state, and private struggles (e.g. fasting, self-harm, exams), and they mention being ‘ia’ or wanting to disappear rather than seeking large social crowds, as in “goodnight its 7am i hope i don't wake up”. Their style is strongly Sensing: they focus on concrete, sensory details—food, weight, bodily reactions, physical exhaustion, and specific events—like “radioactive instant noodles at 5am” or “i took like 8 lax yesterday but bc im fasting i haven't shitted at all”, rather than abstract theorizing. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking; nearly every decision is filtered through emotions and relationships (self-worth, shame, affection for friends and idols), and they express hurt and self-deprecation rather than detached logic, as in “with the state of my body i might've loved myself too much ..!” and “i did so bad on my lab practical.. im so close to kms im so srs”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their schedule is chaotic (repeated all-nighters, impulsive fasting/binging switches, buying vapes on a whim), and they constantly change course instead of following strict plans, like “sorry guys i might be a little ia until next week... because... FINALS😍 aka lian biggie week because im stress eating 3k cals a day” and “im going to start a 4 day fast tomorrow :) if im forced to eat i'll purge”. Putting these together—emotion-driven, sensory-focused, inward, and spontaneous—they most closely fit ISFP: an introverted, feeling-heavy type, grounded in immediate experiences and prone to intense, fluctuating moods expressed candidly online.

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Med student surviving finals, fasting debates & CNY buffets. Once bought a vape at 7/11 with my dad waiting outside—still my peak stealth moment.– @sanstarv

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This drink starts with matcha boba-infused soju, a nod to breaking fasts with matcha boba and that mix of discipline and indulgence from “breaking my fast w matcha boba tea 😋”. A spicy instant noodle broth reduction captures their chaotic late-night energy and ‘radioactive’ diet choices from “radioactive instant noodles at 5am” and “radioactive meal”. The bitter melon and lime cordial represents the sharp, self-deprecating honesty and ED struggle in tweets like “I FINISHED MY FINALS... BUT I CAN FINALLY STARVE AGAIN” and “i want to lose 40kgs ! (death)”. A salt rim with crushed sour candy mirrors their mix of sweetness and bite, joking through pain in posts such as “goodnight its 7am i hope i don't wake up” and “im going to fast up until chinese new years bc im having a gathering on cny out so i dont know if im able to purge anyt :/”. Finally, a smoky lapsang souchong mist evokes sneaky vape-and-smoke habits and that restless, wired vibe from “just bought a vape from 7eleven right under my dad's nose LOL” and the jittery all-nighters of “this is my 4th all nighter istg im about to hallucinate”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a consistently ambitious, outcome‑driven mindset that prioritizes results over well‑being, which is very Slytherin-coded. For example, they frame both academics and weight in ruthless goal terms, celebrating, “I FINISHED MY FINALS FINALLY I HAVENT SLEPT FOR 25 HOURS BUT I CAN FINALLY STARVE AGAIN THANK THE LORD EVERYONE LIAN SKINNY ERA !” (tweet) and pushing for dean’s list with a heavy course load despite the stress (tweet). They are also extremely resourceful and calculating in pursuing ED goals, planning long fasts and contingencies like “im going to start a 4 day fast tomorrow :) if im forced to eat i'll purge” (tweet) and using religious fasting strategically even while complaining that it blocks smoking (tweet). There’s a sharp, cutting social edge and comfort with toxicity that fits Slytherin more than Hufflepuff or Gryffindor, e.g. jokingly advertising, “okay who wants to get into a toxic situationship with me” (tweet) and bragging about blocking someone, “annnndddddd blocked oomf” (tweet). While they clearly work hard and care about exams, the dominant pattern is driven, self‑preserving ambition with a dark, sardonic tone, which aligns far more with Slytherin than the other houses.

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A song that best fits them is BORN TO DIE by Lana Del Rey, because it mixes glamor, self-destruction, and dark humor in the same way their timeline does. They talk openly about wanting to disappear or not wake up, like in “goodnight its 7am i hope i don't wake up” and “ok i sleep gn its 6am idk when i'll wake up i hope i dont”, echoing the song’s fatalistic tone. The track’s themes of self-sabotage and physical ruin mirror their ED, purging and fasting posts, such as “i've had like mini tweaks 'seizures' while purging… its a miracle honestly how im still alive” and “im going to fast up until chinese new years… ”. At the same time, they romanticize their misery with fandom, aesthetics and jokes, like “changed layour again i love his smile in this im so sad” and “with the state of my body i might've loved myself too much ..!”, which fits the song’s melancholic but glam vibe. Their blend of exhaustion, dark jokes about death, and clinging to small joys in music and idols feels very much like living in the world of BORN TO DIE.

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