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This user’s mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and theatrical overreactions lines up most with Bart Simpson. They joke about self‑destructive dramatic reactions in RPG, like “eu juro q se eu morrer dnv naquela mesa vou me colocar dentro de um saco de lixo e me desmembrar dentro dele”, which feels very Bart: extreme, but ultimately played for laughs. Their love of mischief, memes and edgy jokes shows in posts like “Any fetish is okay’ até lembrarem de incesto” and “Observar o 11 de setembro de perto deve ser uma experiência e tanto”, echoing Bart’s tendency to push boundaries just to get a reaction. At the same time, there’s a sensitive, self‑aware side under the clowning, in tweets like “Pessoas sérias oprimem pessoas bobas 💔” and “tenho um problema com dopamina”, similar to how Bart occasionally shows vulnerability beneath his prankster persona. Their obsession with TV series, games, and pop culture crossovers, for example “blue lock em ordem paranormal”, also matches Bart’s media‑soaked, slightly chaotic teen energy more than any other main Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary or online — RPG, LoL, series, manga — and they often sound bored with or drained by social life, like in “sábado chatíssimo” and “queria sair tbm maldito mundo”, which feels more like FOMO than genuine extrovert energy. Their interests and style of posting suggest Intuition (N): they obsess over fiction, symbolism and hypotheticals (Breaking Bad, BCS, Ordem Paranormal, anime), e.g. “Observar o 11 de setembro de perto deve ser uma experiência e tanto” and cross‑universe jokes like “blue lock em ordem paranormal”, showing comfort with abstract/what‑if thinking more than concrete practicality. The tone is strongly Thinking (T): they’re blunt, sarcastic and critical, e.g. “Os cara tem 2h de episódio final com metade sendo puro bla bla bla…” and “Tem q ter as bolas mt sebosas pra achar que a trilha não ficou foda cm a cena”, prioritizing analysis of quality over harmony even while clearly feeling things deeply. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): there’s a lot of improvisation, late nights and impulsive swings in mood and focus — “4 horas de sono me deem forças para minhas próximas 10 horas de vida” and “Tenho um problema com dopamina” — plus indecision about study paths like “Sisu ou Lol, eis a questão”, which fits a flexible, non‑structured lifestyle. Taken together, a media‑obsessed, analytical, ironic, and somewhat scattered inner world with strong online expression matches INTP more than other types.

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Maringá • RPG & Breaking Bad enthusiast • Once waited 3 months for a manga and still forgave the mailman • Balancing ENEM, dice rolls & caffeine– @santbagos

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with cachaça infused with orange peel for the loud, chaotic Brazilian energy and that impulsive "PQP" vibe of “PUTA QUE PARIU” and “dois mil e vinte seis pqp q numero feio de se falar”. A hit of cold brew coffee represents the sleepless grind and existential 4 a.m. thoughts of “4 horas de sono me deem forças para minhas próximas 10 horas de vida” and “Diga me deus pq estou acordado essas horas??”. Red berry syrup gives a sweet-but-dramatic streak for the romantic angst of “❤️🩹” and “💔”, plus the queer joy of “'essa blusa parece de viado' YESSS MT OBG”. Sparkling guaraná soda adds a hyper, geeky fizz to match the hype over series and RPG in “Minhas três campanhas favoritas voltando nos próximos dias 🥳” and the Breaking Bad brainrot of “s3 ep 38 = ozymandias”. Finally, a dash of saline solution brings a subtle bitterness for the self-deprecating, slightly depressive edge of “tenho um problema com dopamina” and the apocalyptic wish in “Vem forte apocalipse quero explorar lugares abandonados”, making it a weirdly addictive, chaotic comfort drink.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very analytical, media‑nerd mindset that fits Ravenclaw best. They obsessively dissect series and storytelling quality, e.g. criticizing an episode’s pacing in “Os cara tem 2h de episódio final com metade sendo puro bla bla bla só pra depois ficarem confirmando coisas no Twitter ” and nitpicking realism in “Acho que uma pessoa não fica viva assim por tanto tempo dps de ser baleada no estômago e nem com tanta energia assim mas ta ok 😓”. They clearly love complex narratives and meta discussion, as seen in references to Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul like “Lalo Salamanca boto fé q vc irá deixar essa série mais trágica e empolgante” and the Ozymandias comparison in “s3 ep 38 = ozymandias”. Their gaming/RPG posts also highlight strategic thinking and fascination with systems and mechanics, e.g. “Toda campanha precisa tem um player de sacrifício” and their detailed frustration with dice in “Nada me deixa mais puto q dado viciado”. Even in life decisions, they approach things reflectively and somewhat intellectually, as in the joking dilemma “Sisu ou Lol, eis a questão” and the recognition that “percebendo agr que its not that deep”. While there’s some Slytherin ambition and Gryffindor impulsiveness, the dominant throughline is critical thinking, media analysis, and a witty, self‑aware tone—hallmarks of Ravenclaw.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. Their timeline mixes dark humor and emotional volatility, like joking about life going wrong in “É uma possibilidade de um final ruim pra minha vida” while also flexing their style in “arrasei na pose arrasei no filtro arrasei na fit arrasei na música puta que pariu”, which mirrors the song’s blend of angst and swagger. They clearly live off media, fandom and drama, tweeting about RPG, anime and series — for example “Lalo Salamanca boto fé q vc irá deixar essa série mais trágica e empolgante” and “s3 ep 38 = ozymandias” — just like the song channels a hyper-dramatic, pop‑culture‑soaked teen vibe. Their self-deprecating, slightly chaotic posts such as “tenho um problema com dopamina” and “ver meu perfil do twitter e me sentir um esquisito ✅” match the song’s rebellious, overwhelmed energy. Even their identity jokes like “'essa blusa parece de viado' YESSS MT OBG” show the defiant, sarcastic attitude that Teenagers embodies: feeling weird, judged, but turning that into loud, proud attitude.

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