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The user shares Bart’s rebellious and chaotic energy, frequently posting provocative, anti-establishment thoughts like “se esse lance de punir torturador fosse pra valer nao existiria patrão”. Much like the Simpsons prankster, they have a cynical view of societal norms, questioning “pq a sociedade naturalizou coisas como 'influenciador digital' e não 'suicídio coletivo' ???!!!!!”. Despite a tough exterior, there is a recurring theme of youthful mischief and vulnerability, seen when they refer to themselves as “apenas um moleque” or admit to “contando pro meu gato que a gente é pobre e chorando”. Their profile embodies the "Eat My Shorts" attitude through a lens of modern, counter-culture existentialism and raw honesty.

Your MBTI personality Type
Saprófito is an Introvert who finds more fulfillment in internal states and solitary reflection, as seen when they mention that “what brings me great emotions are not these things made of iron... they are natural things” and admitting it is “not very comfortable to be me”. Their Intuition is evident in their highly abstract and symbolic language, often using metaphors about decomposition, ritualizing the symbolic, or musing “with how many drugs an extraordinary thing is built”. As a Feeling type, their world is colored by deep personal values and emotional sensitivity, such as “telling my cat we are poor and crying” or defending their identity by stating “NB is not a sexual object”. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows through a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle where they “work by sliding through the salon” and joke about “discovering you can delay and still arrive on time”.

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Non-binary creative exploring the intersection of natural philosophy and the digital age. Once cried telling my cat we’re poor; now seeking holistic balance.– @sapogatoviado

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This drink captures a persona that is perpetually “decomposing” yet vibrant, blending the organic earthiness of “mussununga” with the sharp kick of a “netuno” ginger beer floater. It’s an experimental, “holistically incorrect” concoction that reflects a life lived between organic passions and chemical experiments, perfect for someone who believes “NB nao é objeto sexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!” but still wants to “trabalhar deslizando pelo salão”. Served in a glass that feels like a “zoologico de exibicionistas”, it's a bitter-sweet tribute to the “veado de brejo” aesthetic.

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The user demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and a cynical, resourceful worldview typical of Slytherin. They express a gritty, survivalist ambition, noting that “today I am the dream of my teenage self and for now that is enough”, while showing a calculated awareness of power dynamics in tweets like “if this thing about punishing torturers was for real, there would be no bosses”. Their resourcefulness extends to their own physical and social evolution, seen in the desire to “kill the archetype of the man and ritualize the symbolic”. Ultimately, their sharp wit and unapologetic focus on personal desire and pleasure, such as wanting a “private little hell made to measure”, solidify their place in the house of the cunning.

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The user’s persona oscillates between existential melancholy and a raw, visceral connection to the physical world, much like the post-punk energy of the 1980s. Their identity as a non-binary person who feels like an 'object' or a 'disguise' is reflected in tweets like “NB nao é objeto sexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “qnd crianças me cumprimentam eu tenho certeza que elas podem ver através do disfarce”. They often express a desire for connection mixed with self-deprecation, stating “gosto de mim mas não é mt confortável ser eu*” and “vontadezinha vagabunda de comer aquilo q n tem”. This duality of seeking pleasure while feeling emotionally 'decomposing' or 'domesticated' mirrors the song's themes of aging and shifting perspectives. Ultimately, their life feels like a “drama” where they are just waiting for the next meaningful, or perhaps destructive, encounter.

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