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Your Simpsons character
The account reads most like Lisa Simpson: principled, nerdy, and intensely opinionated about justice and media. They’re very politically and ethically driven, e.g. criticizing anti‑trans legislation and saying they “would celebrate the death” of the US politicians behind it in a quoted tweet, and calling out transphobic fans of trans characters in “Transphobic ‘fans’ of trans character BAFFLE me” – very in line with Lisa’s uncompromising moral streak. They’re also deeply media‑literate and niche‑autistic about their interests (yuri, gacha, furry, shipping discourse), like when they complain that people who say yuri is for men can’t even name series in “I wanna pull my hair out any time I hear someone say yuri is made for men”. At the same time, they’re self‑conscious and anxious about social interaction, as in “Sometimes I get nervous interacting with other queer people first because I think I’m kinda a loser”, which mirrors Lisa’s recurring insecurity about fitting in. The mix of intellectualism, activism, and feeling simultaneously superior to and isolated from others fits Lisa more closely than any other core Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they often mention being socially drained and anxious, like feeling nervous around other queer people (“Sometimes I get nervous interacting with other queer people first because I think I’m kinda a loser”) and being exhausted by even limited social interaction at work (“I have a job where I need to talk to not too many people and it still leaves me socially exhausted tbh”). Their interests and tweeting focus show strong intuition: they’re drawn to media analysis, patterns in fandom behavior, and abstract discourse about shipping, queerness, and labels, such as critiquing double standards in shipping and het fans’ talking points (“One good look at how aglnxa shippers treat the characters in the ship and cphl shippers and it’s plain to see hetslop does exist and they use the same talking points conservatives have for a LONG time”). They lead with values and emotional reactions far more than detached logic, indicating feeling: they rant about transphobia and queerphobia (“Transphobic ‘fans’ of trans character BAFFLE me”) and get genuinely upset at people mischaracterizing yuri or their favorite ships (“I’m going insane this is so romantic but everyone still calls them mother and daughter… I fucking hate hoyotwt. I love ciphlaea”). Finally, their lifestyle looks more perceiving than judging: they frequently describe being conflicted, going back and forth, or struggling to decide (e.g. “To get an extremely self indulgent art piece or not to do so that is the question…”, “I currently have 200 pulls and I’m conflicted as to if I max out Ciphers LC or keep saving for Aglaea rerun…”), and they embrace spontaneity in media consumption and commissions rather than strict planning. Taken together—introspective, value-driven, imaginative, and somewhat indecisive—this aligns best with INFP.

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Noire | 24 | she/her | Yuri & gacha enjoyer, furry on main. Once got a friend into HSR purely with Ciphlaea screenshots.– @SapphicSnep

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This drink hits hard with an overproof rum base for their fiery, no-filter takes on fandom and politics, like “my man hating lesbian side comes out full force any time I see a guy talk about a girl in a way I don’t like.” Lychee liqueur adds a soft, yuri-sweet core that mirrors their endless craving for girl’s love, from “Catgirl yuri… I need catgirl yuri… catgirl yuri save me…” to “I really want Catulus Syndrome to get an license for English release but I know it won’t but the art is sooo pretty. Cat girl yuri save me”. Matcha syrup nods to their otaku/gl culture grind and willingness to dig deep into ships and texts, like their detailed defenses of Ciphlaea in “Can’t look up my favorite ship without half the posts being about how bad the shippers are.” Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, slightly bitter edge to match their frustration with hetslop and transphobes, as seen in “Every hoyo hetshipper seems to love degrading the queer ship that runs counter to theirs.” Finally, the smoked sea salt rim is the sweaty, feral garnish referencing their armpit and fursona fixation, like “Some of my oomfs might think the armpit bit is just a joke but I’m afraid I do actually like armpits.” and “So sorry to everyone who follows me to see my fursona get fucked only for me to post 98% about gacha games and queer stuff I read.” This cocktail is strong, queer, and unapologetically weird—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a distinctly confrontational, values-driven temperament that aligns strongly with Gryffindor. They repeatedly take explicit public stances against transphobia and conservative rhetoric even in very heated terms, e.g. supporting DIY hormones for trans youth and saying they would celebrate politicians’ deaths in response to anti‑trans lawmaking: “fuck the US government it’s full of cowards who I would celebrate the death of.”. They are also very willing to call out sections of fandom directly, such as describing certain het shippers as using conservative talking points and being “hetslop,” and expressing violent frustration toward people infantilizing or mislabeling their favorite ship: “I feel violent urges any time I see someone that feels compelled to say ‘mother and daughter’ when they see cipher and Aglaea in the same image/video. Like, shut the fuck up??? ” and “One good look at how aglnxa shippers treat the characters in the ship and cphl shippers and it’s plain to see hetslop does exist and they use the same talking points conservatives have for a LONG time.”. This outspoken defense of queer ships and queer readings, even when it puts them at odds with large segments of the fandom, reflects Gryffindor’s hallmark of boldness and standing up loudly for one’s beliefs. While they show some analytical and fandom‑meta tendencies (which could point to Ravenclaw), the overriding traits are moral courage, readiness to fight perceived injustice, and a willingness to be polarizing rather than diplomatic, all of which are archetypally Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for @SapphicSnep is girls by girl in red, since their whole online persona revolves around intense lesbian yearning, yuri, and queer identity. They openly identify as a "Massive Himejoshi" and constantly crave lesbian content, like when they say “Catgirl yuri… I need catgirl yuri… catgirl yuri save me…” and “I really want Catulus Syndrome to get an license for English release but I know it won’t but the art is sooo pretty. Cat girl yuri save me”. The song’s simple, unapologetic fixation on liking girls mirrors their timeline, which is full of sapphic ships such as Ciphlaea and their hatred of hetero ships forced onto their faves, as in “Nothing more heartbreaking than hetslop of my favs”. It also fits their very online, emotionally intense way of loving fictional women, from “I LOVE CIPHER” to commissioning self-indulgent ship art like “Okay so there is hyacine x Cipher, Aglaea x Cipher, Castorice x Cipher… but hear me out, Noire x Cipher that’s right I want that cookie too!!!!”. Overall, girls captures both the romantic obsession and the proudly lesbian framing that define their tweets and bio.

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