Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for partner, friends, and pets, like calling Nico “my lindo namorado” in “Eu e meu lindo namorado se fôssemos docinhos de festa @KosnicY” and “eu morreria por eles” in “eu morreria por eles”.
- Playful: Uses humor, nonsense and silly wording such as “fddddssddddddddgggggghhjj bbbbbbbbbbreedeexddddddddddddddddddddddffbbbbbvvvvvvvvvv” and “lerolerolero”, and jokes about bodily functions in “eu estou cheio de pum”.
- Community‑oriented: Often greets and engages “mutuals,” offers them things like in “Oi mutuals meus queridos mutuals Querem achocolatado? Farei para todos” and repeatedly says “olá mutuals do meu namorado” in multiple tweets.
- Romantic: Frames partner and relationships in cute, idealized ways, e.g. “oi mutuals amo meu namorado tchau mutuals tropeço caio em cima do paiva nunca mais levantamos e ficamos lá pelo resto da eternidade” and “votação pro meu namorado (o nico) fazer maquiagem” in “votação pro meu namorado (o nico) fazer maquiagem do chapeleiro maluco”.
- Expressive: Shares inner thoughts and emotional states openly, from existential reflection in “pelo menos duas vezes por semana me pego encarando meu reflexo no espelho e tentando encontrar meu verdadeiro eu ali” to vulnerable comfort wishes in “As vezes eu só queria poder virar uma coisa molenga igual os hamsters…”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional‑struggles: Mentions anxiety, depression, ADHD and “mommy issues” in “quão namorável você é? tem borderline ❌ … tdah ✅ depressão ✅ mommy issues ✅” and describes feeling unwell and seeking escape in “As vezes eu só queria poder virar uma coisa molenga igual os hamsters…”.
- Self‑image‑issues: Questions their own identity and appearance as in “pelo menos duas vezes por semana me pego encarando meu reflexo no espelho e tentando encontrar meu verdadeiro eu ali” and jokes about being “o capeta menos pior” in “Eu sou o capeta menos pior”.
- Overposting: Acknowledges posting constantly in “posto sem parar e ainda tenho só 6mil posts Como q esse povo consegue ter mais de 50mil posts” and maintains multiple accounts as in “eu e minha terceira conta do twitter contra todos”, suggesting heavy platform use.
- Impulsive‑humor: Leans on shock/bodily jokes like “eu estou cheio de pum” and teasing Paiva as “peidorreiro” in “O paiva é tão fofinho e adorável comigo que as vezes eu fico ckm dó de chamar ele de peidorreiro(mas ele é”, which can read as chaotic or off‑putting to some.
- Energy‑drain: Shows signs of being overwhelmed by fandoms and media, e.g. “Esse fandom é uma prisão” and frustration with tragic queer films in “Eu não aguento mais assistir filmes gays onde um dos protagonistas fica com uma mulher no final…”, hinting that interests sometimes tire them out.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: introspective, artsy, emotionally intense, and a little melodramatic in a funny way. Like Lisa, they mix self-awareness and angst with humor, as in reflecting on identity in a mirror while posting “pelo menos duas vezes por semana me pego encarando meu reflexo no espelho e tentando encontrar meu verdadeiro eu ali”. Their love of specific music, media, and niche fandoms mirrors Lisa’s obsessive passions, from saying “sou um cara simples amo café e Depeche Mode” to fixating on characters like Lestat and Aziraphale/Crowley in “Ninguém ama os Aziracrow do jeito que eu amo”. They’re affectionate and idealistic about relationships and friends, echoing Lisa’s intense bonds with people and causes, shown in tweets like “eu morreria por eles” and romantic posts such as “oi mutuals amo meu namorado tchau mutuals tropeço caio em cima do paiva nunca mais levantamos e ficamos lá pelo resto da eternidade”. The mix of dark/vampire aesthetics with softness and vulnerability—e.g., “As vezes eu só queria poder virar uma coisa molenga igual os hamsters e ficar assim por dias até eu me sentir bem de novo”—feels very Lisa: dramatic, sensitive, and deeply, earnestly herself.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): much of their joy is in intimate circles and internal experiences rather than broad social display, like offering comfort to mutuals (“Oi mutuals meus queridos mutuals Querem achocolatado? Farei para todos”) and describing introspective moments such as “pelo menos duas vezes por semana me pego encarando meu reflexo no espelho e tentando encontrar meu verdadeiro eu ali”, which shows a strong inner world and self-reflection. Their imagination-heavy, fandom-driven and symbolic language points to Intuition (N): they fixate on vampires, immortality and fictional universes (“Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. I talked shit about him the whole time. So what?”; “Ninguém ama os Aziracrow do jeito que eu amo”) and often speak in metaphors like wanting to become a soft hamster blob to feel better (“As vezes eu só queria poder virar uma coisa molenga igual os hamsters…”) rather than focusing on concrete, practical detail. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking, centering relationships, affection, and emotional intensity: they gush about their boyfriend in many tweets (“oi mutuals amo meu namorado tchau mutuals tropeço caio em cima do paiva…”; “eu e meu docinho de coco”), express love for friends and mutuals (“Amo meus amigos e amo ter piadas internas com eles”), and talk about suffering with queer media tropes (“Eu não aguento mais assistir filmes gays onde um dos protagonistas fica com uma mulher no final…”) in an emotional way rather than an analytical rant. The tone and lifestyle suggest Perceiving (P): they present as spontaneous, chaotic and flexible rather than structured or highly organized, joking about random bodily stuff (“eu estou cheio de pum”), impulsive posting (“posto sem parar e ainda tenho só 6mil posts Como q esse povo consegue ter mais de 50mil posts”), and going with the flow of weather or mood (“o clima indo de 18°C pra 11°C no mesmo dia e nós que saimos de casa com apenas uma blusinha e um sonho temos que lidar com isso”) instead of emphasizing plans or order. Taken together—introspective, fantasy-focused, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—the overall pattern best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’re a simple guy who loves coffee and Depeche Mode… so how about we Enjoy the Silence together over a cup, and then you can explain why Stardew Valley Elliot was worth installing a whole game just to marry him.
- You love cowboys, vampires, and Aziracrow, you take baths in blood (allegedly), and your country is Maringá… be honest: are you recruiting me to be your immortal little cowboy husband or just your #nico side quest?
- You said mutuals are an army of bunnies in your head—if I flirt hard enough, do I get promoted from silly little bunny soldier to your official docinho de coco?
- You didn’t tolerate Nothing Else Matters at a wedding and you’re tired of gay films where someone ends up miserable with a woman—so, in the spirit of happy endings, how about a plot twist where we skip the tragedy and go straight to ‘I would die for them’ soft couple photos?
- You, a non-binary vampire jianshi who likes bathing in blood, taking showers in the dark, smelling like watermelon, and overposting about your boyfriend: statistically speaking, shouldn’t you also be into one more dramatic creature of the night… specifically, me?
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Non-binary vampire, coffee-powered and Depeche Mode–coded. Once installed Stardew Valley just to marry Elliott and uninstalled right after.– @sarc0fragos
Your signature cocktail
Nonbinary Vampire Coffin Fizz
The Nonbinary Vampire Coffin Fizz is a bright, sweet-but-dark drink for the melodramatic immortal who also offers everyone hot chocolate. The base is watermelon-infused vodka, because they literally said "Amo absolutamente tudo que tem cheiro de melancia, todos os meus produtos de auto cuidado são de melancia, eu sou uma melancia ambulante" and this has to taste like their self-care routine. A hit of cold-brew coffee honors their simple pleasures and slightly wired energy from "sou um cara simples amo café e Depeche Mode". Blackberry liqueur adds a gothic, blood-like depth for the "vampiro" of "𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽 ⎯⎯ 𝖻꯭𝖺𝗍꯭𝗁.⠀⠀͏⠀⠀⠀͏⠀⠀ 𝗃𝗂𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗁𝗂 · 𝗂𝗆𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗒 توابيت 𝖼𝗈𝖿𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗌.". The sparkling citrus soda captures their chaotic, bubbly timeline, from yelling "E VOCÊS NADA!!!!!!!!!" to greeting everyone with "Bom dia mutuals" while pretending to be fine. Finally, edible silver glitter floats on top like frosty moonlight over a graveyard, a nod to the dramatic self-reflection of "pelo menos duas vezes por semana me pego encarando meu reflexo no espelho e tentando encontrar meu verdadeiro eu ali" and their immortal, theatrical vibe.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They center their life strongly around relationships, affection, and care for others, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly express devotion to their boyfriend and friends, like when they say “Eu e meu lindo namorado se fôssemos docinhos de festa @KosnicY” and “oi mutuals amo meu namorado tchau mutuals tropeço caio em cima do paiva nunca mais levantamos e ficamos lá pelo resto da eternidade”. Their love of cozy, communal gestures such as “Oi mutuals meus queridos mutuals Querem achocolatado? Farei para todos” and the tenderness toward their pets and friends in tweets like “eu morreria por eles” show nurturing loyalty over ambition or intellectualism. They also cherish inside jokes and community, as seen in “Amo meus amigos e amo ter piadas internas com eles” and “Mutuals vocês são um exército de coelhos na minha cabeça”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on friendship and belonging. While they have a creative, slightly dramatic goth-vampire aesthetic, their core values are warmth, softness, and steadfast affection rather than cunning or glory-seeking, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode
A well‑suited song for them is “Enjoy the Silence” by Depeche Mode, which matches both their stated tastes and overall vibe. They explicitly say, “sou um cara simples amo café e Depeche Mode”, directly signaling a strong connection to the band’s aesthetic and mood. The song’s mix of melancholy, romantic obsession, and introspection fits their tweets about love for their boyfriend, like “oi mutuals amo meu namorado tchau mutuals tropeço caio em cima do paiva nunca mais levantamos e ficamos lá pelo resto da eternidade”, as well as their darker, self-reflective side, such as “pelo menos duas vezes por semana me pego encarando meu reflexo no espelho e tentando encontrar meu verdadeiro eu ali”. Their vampiric/non-binary goth persona in the bio and tweets about immortality and coffins align with Depeche Mode’s atmospheric, moody tone. The tension between wanting connection and feeling trapped or overwhelmed mirrors the emotional push‑and‑pull we see in posts like “Esse fandom é uma prisão” and “Às vezes vejo umas coisas aqui no twitter que dá vontade de [picture]”. Overall, Enjoy the Silence captures their blend of romantic devotion, dark aesthetics, and introspective melancholy.
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