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Your Simpsons character
They come off as a smart, hyper-online nerd with a strong sense of opinions and niche obsessions, which fits Lisa Simpson more than anyone else. Like Lisa with her intense music and literary phases, they hyperfixate on bands and media, from The Beatles (“Back in the U.S.S.R is the song that made me love the Beatles 🥀🥀🥀”, “Abbey Road Revolver Either White Album or Magical Mystery Tour (I can't decide)”) to Enstars (“Enstars songs be giving me stockholm syndrome...”, “Enstars phase is necessary for understanding the fundamental base of yaoism”). They mix genuine social awareness with shitposting, echoing Lisa’s moral core filtered through a very online gen-Z lens, like when they say “Idc how annoying and miserable some of them, but black people deserve way more credit for pioneering most of modern music/subculture today” or “Europeans wanna be oppressed so fucking bad lmaoo”. There’s also a streak of self-aware loneliness and overthinking that feels very Lisa-ish, as in “Why am I unable to make freinds both in real life and online, am I that unlovable”. Combine that with their artsy, slightly pretentious humor about niche media (“I've been gatekeeping Abbey Road for months bro omg my favorite underground niche obscure indie album is now ruined by normies”), and Lisa is the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their social struggles and self-doubt are explicit, e.g. “Why am I unable to make freinds both in real life and online, am I that unlovable”, and most tweets are reactive commentary on media rather than recounting busy social lives. Their humor is very conceptual and reference-heavy, pointing to intuition over sensing: they constantly remix ideas, media, and meta-commentary, like “Enstars phase is necessary for understanding the fundamental base of yaoism” and layered jokes such as “I'm the first one in my bloodline to read ts”. They show a strong thinking preference via blunt, critical takes that prioritize analysis or calling out nonsense over harmony, e.g. “You're NOT the victim, coping mechanism my ass” and “Europeans wanna be oppressed so fucking bad lmaoo”. At the same time, they can articulate values in a straightforward way (especially about music and race) while still sounding analytical, as in “black people deserve way more credit for pioneering most of modern music/subculture today”. Their lifestyle and tweeting pattern look chaotic and perceiving rather than structured: they joke about needing to focus with spammy refrains like “I need to lock tf in I need to lock tf in…” and “locking in locking in locking in…”, and their feed is spontaneous reactions, not planned threads or orderly projects. Combining introversion, abstract humor, detached critique, and loose structure, INTP best fits their overall online personality.

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20+ | Any pronouns | Ex-Enstars soldier now drafted into Beatles brainrot. Once gatekept Abbey Road, now just tweets through the obsession.– @SardennKalengan

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is wired like their timeline: the Indonesian cold brew is for the chaotic, sleep-deprived brainrot and Riau roots, matching tweets like “Nungguin lampu merah aja malas jir” and the endless locking-in spiral of “I need to lock tf in I need to lock tf in...”. Melon liqueur and yuzu nod to their weeb/otaku side and cursed pretty-boy tastes, from “Enstars is like the toxic crazy ex of mine” to “Enstars phase is necessary for understanding the fundamental base of yaoism” and the unhinged “10/10 ragebait”. The smoky black tea syrup is a moody tribute to their classic-rock/Beatles obsession—bitter, dramatic, and a little pretentious—echoing “Back in the U.S.S.R is the song that made me love the Beatles 🥀🥀🥀” and “Abbey Road Revolver Either White Album or Magical Mystery Tour (I can't decide)”. Finally, the rose milk foam sits on top like a deceptively soft layer over sharp humor and self-deprecation, for the vulnerable side in “Why am I unable to make freinds both in real life and online, am I that unlovable” and the dramatic stan energy of “Ykw, I understand the beatlemania girlies in the 60s”. Strong but playful, sweet with a sour bite, and just experimental enough, it’s a drink that could absolutely tweet “Fuck my stupid baka life” and then go back to thirsting over John Lennon in peace.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a very analytical, hyper-referential way of thinking that fits Ravenclaw. They constantly dissect media and fandom culture with sharp, self-aware commentary, like mocking performative niche taste in music in “I've been gatekeeping Abbey Road for months bro omg my favorite underground niche obscure indie album is now ruined by normies nooooooo 💔💔💔💔” and calling out revisionist takes in “A normie ass Indonesian WOULDN'T speak/type like this bro I know what you are”. Their humor leans heavily on intertextual references and wordplay, from Beatles lore and classic rock (“Pink Floyd, Queen & David Bowie slander shall not be tolerated”) to anime/game meta like “Enstars phase is necessary for understanding the fundamental base of yaoism”. They also show self-reflective, almost overthinking tendencies in tweets like “Why am I unable to make freinds both in real life and online, am I that unlovable” and the obsessive "locking in" posts (“I need to lock tf in I need to lock tf in...”), which reads more as neurotic introspection than impulsive Gryffindor energy. While they have some Slytherin-style snark (e.g. “You're NOT the victim, coping mechanism my ass”), it serves their analytical, critical lens rather than ambition or social climbing. Overall, their wit, meta-awareness, and fixation on parsing culture and subculture point most strongly to Ravenclaw.

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The song Glass Onion suits them because it’s a self-aware, slightly chaotic Beatles deep cut packed with in-jokes and references, mirroring how they tweet in layered, meta ways about fandom and music. They’re an open Beatles nerd, from ranking albums in detail “Abbey Road Revolver Either White Album or Magical Mystery Tour (I can't decide)” to joking about gatekeeping classics “I've been gatekeeping Abbey Road for months bro omg my favorite underground niche obscure indie album is now ruined by normies”. Glass Onion is playful and referential, just like their posts where they spot random lookalikes “Is that Liam Gallagher” and “IS THAT DAMON ALBARN”. The song’s slightly snarky, knowing tone fits how they mix irony and sincerity, e.g. defending their faves “Pink Floyd, Queen & David Bowie slander shall not be tolerated” while still clowning on them with affection “John's megamind ass forehead”. Like Glass Onion, their timeline reads as a collage of references, jokes, and deep-cut fandom knowledge that only makes more sense the deeper you go.

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