Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequently uses jokes and absurdity, like “os cara olha no fundo do meu olho e diz que tomate é fruta, isso que me estressa” and “reza a lenda que se as 17h voce repetir goat 3 vezes no espelho do banheiro eu apareço”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for media, e.g. “KAGUYA SAMA GOAT DEMAIS AMO KAGUYA SAMA AMEI ESSE ANIME QUE FINAL LINDO PERFEITO 😭😭😭” and “sou assim, millicent best girl elden ring”.
- Self-awareness: Recognizes and jokes about his own patterns, like “eu sou tatico taticamente literal” and “pra platinar jogo ele é bom, agora pergunta se quer estudar fazer um senai ou arranja um emprego gostoso”.
- Loyal attachment: Expresses strong bonds and admiration, as in “gosto muito do funfact que o luan faz aniversário no mesmo dia que eu… poucos sabem o quanto esse homem mudou minha vida” and “o dia que o meu foguinho com o ferun morrer estarão todos mortos”.
- Curious reader: Actively looks for challenging stories, like “queria ler algo que me deixasse desconfortável igual homunculus, punpun ou pecado de tokappi” and “bagulho é ler shadow slave pra ocupar a mente mesmo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecation: Speaks harshly about himself, e.g. “se tiver um ranking de piores homens da terra espero estar no top set” and “pqp tudo que eu toco eu estrago”.
- Emotional pessimism: Shows dark or fatalistic outlook, like “dia mal começou e ja ta uma bosta ainda bem que de fevereiro eu nao passo” and “amargura desgraça infortúnio”.
- Avoiding vulnerability: Frames dependence as weakness, e.g. “quem me conhece sabe que eu prefiro morrer a 10 tiros do que pedir um favor” and posture like “homens nunca choram bote isso na sua mente”.
- Escapist tendencies: Often uses games/anime as refuge from problems, such as “quero ir pra casa joga elden ring”, “cheguei na ultima arena do clash royale perdeu ate a graça” and “2026 é tao 2016v2 que eu to voltando a ver anime e goonar pra hentai”.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive or crude phrasing, like “maldito gordo desgraçado, ele mandando eu me fuder pegou mais like que o post original” and “os cara tem fetiche em ser corno e nao tem o que fazer”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, self-deprecating, sarcastic, but with flashes of vulnerability and unexpected depth. Like Bart, they lean hard into being a "problem kid" while half-jokingly embracing their own flaws, as in “se tiver um ranking de piores homens da terra espero estar no top set” and “pqp tudo que eu toco eu estrago”. Their timeline is full of irreverent humor, horny jokes, and gaming/anime addiction, very Bart-core in its mix of trolling and unseriousness, for example “2026 é tao 2016v2 que eu to voltando a ver anime e goonar pra hentai” and “leitada ela quer leitada”. At the same time, there’s a melancholy undercurrent and dramatic flair—“eu me sinto como odysseus também algumas vezes. perdido em uma terra distante. diferente dele, eu não tenho uma casa para voltar” and “dia mal começou e ja ta uma bosta ainda bem que de fevereiro eu nao passo”—which mirrors Bart’s hidden sadness and introspection beneath the clowning. Their love for edgy, uncomfortable stories (“queria ler algo que me deixasse desconfortável igual homunculus, punpun ou pecado de tokappi”) and their stubborn, all‑in personality (“eu aposto a porra toda, eu sou a favor do all win e ele tá no sangue”) further reinforce the resemblance to Bart’s reckless, intense approach to life.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: they focus on solitary media and games, like wanting to go home to play Elden Ring in “quero ir pra casa joga elden ring ☹️”, talking to their younger self about music in “ó pequeno esdras de 11 anos otaku gamer incel, saiba que hoje esse é nosso gosto musical”, and describing themselves as someone who prefers suffering over asking for help in “quem me conhece sabe que eu prefiro morrer a 10 tiros do que pedir um favor”. They skew Intuitive: they love surreal/psychological works like “queria ler algo que me deixasse desconfortável igual homunculus, punpun ou pecado de tokappi”, make abstract self‑comparisons such as “sou literalmente o kurosawa, ele me representa”, and enjoy conceptual humor like “gatos peixes sao uma especie real... e nao há nenhuma prova cientifica que contrarie essa afirmaçao”. Their tone is more Thinking than Feeling: they use blunt, sardonic logic, e.g. “if (!bebe && !fuma) return console.log(“nao fode”)”, dismissive evaluations like “nunca vou entender a pira por berserk, é legalzinho mas tem infinitos mangás melhores”, and self‑deprecating analysis in “se tiver um ranking de piores homens da terra espero estar no top set”. They are clearly Perceiving: they embrace risk and spontaneity in “sim, eu coloco todos os meus ovos em apenas uma cesta, eu aposto a porra toda, eu sou a favor do all win e ele tá no sangue”, joke about lack of direction and procrastination in “pra platinar jogo ele é bom, agora pergunta se quer estudar fazer um senai ou arranja um emprego gostoso”, and show a generally improvisational, meme‑driven lifestyle. The mix of introspective, media‑obsessed inner world, abstract references, analytical sarcasm, and go‑with‑the‑flow chaos maps best onto INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d rather take 10 bullets than ask for a favor, so I won’t ask for one—just inform you: I’m stealing you from that ‘terra sem lei’ kingdom of yours and declaring us co-rulers.
- You’re out here defending Millicent as best girl, farming dopamine with dubs while playing Elden Ring and Clash—how about we queue a co-op run where I tank the bosses and you just spam love songs on Spotify?
- If 2026 is really your 2016v2, then let me be your Kaguya-sama ending: unexpectedly wholesome, a little dramatic, and the reason you tweet in all caps about how perfect it was.
- You fixed the broken back machine at the gym just to keep it to yourself; I respect the tactic—but if you ever wanna teach a ‘taticamente literal’ newbie, I promise I’ll be more loyal than your Shadow Slave.
- You’re hunting for something as uncomfortable as Homunculus or Punpun—plot twist: it’s me, showing up saying ‘homens nunca choram’ while falling for the guy who goona-maxxes to hentai and still finds time to miss someone every day.
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Anime, Elden Ring & Shadow Slave enthusiast from Bahia. Once fixed a broken gym machine just for peace and quiet. Teaching, grinding, overthinking.– @Sardsett
Your signature cocktail
Shadow Slave All-In Negroni
This drink starts with gold cachaça infused with roasted coffee for the Brazilian roots and the hardworking gym rat who fixes the broken machine just to keep lifting, like in “> maquina de costas milagrosamente vazia > vejo que ta quebrada > conserto > maquina so pra mim 🤤🤤”. The Campari bitterness stands for his amargura-core posts and dark humor about life, echoing “amargura desgraça infortúnio” and “dia mal começou e ja ta uma bosta ainda bem que de fevereiro eu nao passo”. Sweet vermouth is the hidden softness and love-song side, the guy with playlists and feelings under all the edgy jokes, like “eu e minhas love songs vs a porra do mundo” and “sinto sua falta, penso em voce todos os dias”. A splash of cold brew turns the classic negroni into something more obsessive, wired, and late-night-gamer, fitting the all-consuming media binges in “bagulho é ler shadow slave pra ocupar a mente mesmo” and “cheguei na ultima arena do clash royale perdeu ate a graça”. The flamed orange peel on top is his dramatic, meme-heavy flair and absolute confidence in going all or nothing, inspired by “sim, eu coloco todos os meus ovos em apenas uma cesta, eu aposto a porra toda, eu sou a favor do all win e ele tá no sangue” and the over-the-top anime passion of “KAGUYA SAMA GOAT DEMAIS AMO KAGUYA SAMA AMEI ESSE ANIME QUE FINAL LINDO PERFEITO 😭😭😭”. Strong, slightly bitter, secretly sweet, and a bit cursed—just like the timeline of the self-proclaimed “rei de uma terra sem lei”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The dominant traits are ambition, all‑in mentality, and a strong self‑preservation streak, all classic Slytherin markers. They explicitly say they put everything on the line: “sim, eu coloco todos os meus ovos em apenas uma cesta, eu aposto a porra toda, eu sou a favor do all win e ele tá no sangue”, which shows risk‑embracing ambition and desire to win rather than cautious balance. Their identification with morally grey or tortured protagonists like Odysseus and Kurosawa—“eu me sinto como odysseus também algumas vezes. perdido em uma terra distante. diferente dele, eu não tenho uma casa para voltar” and “sou literalmente o kurosawa, ele me representa”—fits Slytherin’s introspective, survivalist edge more than Gryffindor boldness. They also show a kind of ruthless pride and dark humor, e.g. “se tiver um ranking de piores homens da terra espero estar no top set” and “sou o eterno guardiao do prata 1”, embracing a role and status, even ironically, as something to own and rule. While there are flashes of loyalty and sentiment (like their attachment to certain songs and characters), the through‑line is a self‑aware, ambition‑tinted, slightly jaded persona that aligns most strongly with Slytherin.
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Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them well is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance: it mixes melodrama, dark humor, and a sense of tragic grandiosity that matches their timeline. They constantly lean into emotional intensity and melancholy, like when they say “amargura desgraça infortúnio” and “sinto sua falta, penso em voce todos os dias”, which mirrors the song’s themes of loss and lingering pain. At the same time, they romanticize their own suffering in an almost theatrical way, calling themselves “o rei de uma terra sem lei” and writing lines like “eu me sinto como odysseus também algumas vezes. perdido em uma terra distante. diferente dele, eu não tenho uma casa para voltar”, very much in the spirit of the song’s tragic hero narrative. Their mix of nostalgia, anime/emo aesthetics—seen in things like “oh death, become my blade once more again” and their love for dramatic series such as Kaguya-sama in “KAGUYA SAMA GOAT DEMAIS…”—aligns perfectly with the over-the-top emotional catharsis of the track. Even their self-deprecating edge, like “pqp tudo que eu toco eu estrago” and “se tiver um ranking de piores homens da terra espero estar no top set”, fits the song’s blend of despair and defiant self-mythologizing.
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