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Like Flanders, Sarita is a devout and vocal Christian conservative who prioritizes faith and family, as noted in her bio where she defines herself as “Cristiana, conservadora”. She possesses a 'nerdy' side and deep-seated traditional values, often expressing frustration with secular or 'lukewarm' political alternatives, such as when she critiques “1 santista arrepentido y 5 tibios”. Her strong stance on law and order mirrors Ned's rigid moral compass, particularly when she argues that “la bala es la única solución verdadera” for security issues. Despite her intense political convictions, she maintains a wholesome, domestic focus on her “esposo” and simple pleasures like coffee, making her the perfect match for Springfield's most famous moralist.

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Sarita demonstrates Introversion and Intuition through her 'Nerd' self-identification and preference for theoretical ideals, such as her 'country ideal' list and interest in historical alternate realities. Her Thinking trait is prominent in her blunt, often sarcastic critiques of political 'stupidity' and her logical dismissal of polls she deems 'falser than a 2000 coin'. She shows a strong Judging preference by valuing tradition, decisive leadership, and clear-cut solutions, explicitly stating that 'the bullet is the only true solution' for conflict rather than 'irresponsible' peace processes. Her focus on long-term systemic change and her strategic support for candidates like Abelardo De La Espriella reflect the INTJ's 'Mastermind' archetype, seeking efficiency and ideological purity over social diplomacy.

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From a former Petrista to a coffee-fueled conservative nerd. When I'm not quoting Star Wars or Harry Potter, I’m advocating for law and order in Colombia. ☕️🇨🇴– @SaritaconM

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This cocktail is a robust, caffeinated powerhouse reflecting a user who claims, “Amo el café ☕ mi esposo mi tierra y mi gente”. The overproof spirit represents her hardline stance that “la bala es la única solución verdadera” for security, while the star anise honors her 'nerd' side and her “presi galáctico” references. The dark chocolate provides a bitter edge suitable for someone who finds centrist politicians to be “5 tibios 😹😹” and is “más firme q nunca” in her right-wing convictions. It is a classic drink with a sharp, 'Abelardista' kick for someone who believes “Abelardo será su presidente”.

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Sarita demonstrates strong Slytherin traits through her unapologetic ambition for power and her prioritization of strength over conventional fairness. She displays a clear preference for assertive leadership, stating that “Abelardo sabe muy bien cómo comunicarse... no tengo dudas de quien será el próximo presidente de Colombia” and dismissing political moderation as weakness. Her resourcefulness and pride in heritage are evident when she asserts that “Si Uribe hubiese cambiado la constitución para tener reelección indefinida seríamos el país más desarrollado”, favoring effective authority over institutional rules. Furthermore, her disdain for those she perceives as 'lukewarm' or 'inept' aligns with the Slytherin value of excellence, as seen in her critique of the establishment: “¿Qué tradición estarán defendiendo? ni ellos saben”. This combination of political realism, desire for decisive victory, and loyalty to strong figures solidifies her place in the house of ambition.

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Sarita is deeply rooted in her national identity and traditional values, frequently expressing a profound love for her country through tweets like “🎶'Colombia es Amor' 🎵” and “🎶'Soy Colombiano'🎵”. The song's celebration of heritage aligns with her bio, where she claims to love “mi tierra y mi gente”, as well as her nostalgic view that “Colombia si fue grande, muy grande”. As a conservative and Christian voter who supports radical solutions to preserve the nation's security, this patriotic anthem reflects her desire for a strong, unified Colombia. Her idealism regarding the country's potential is further evidenced by her detailed list of 'ideal country' traits, where she chooses Colombian geography, vegetation, and people as the gold standard.

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