Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd, self-aware jokes like confusing Ben Shapiro and Ben Platt in “i used to think ben shapiro and ben platt were the same person…”.
- Expressive: Shows big emotions and enthusiasm, e.g. all-caps and crying emojis in “GOOD LUCK BAAAAABE GOOD LUCK BAAABE 😭😭😭…”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages with specific online communities, using tags like #edtwt and #eatingthisorder and referencing shared interests like figure skating.
- Self‑aware: Openly laughs at their own habits and thoughts, like forgetting Valentine’s Day in “deadass just saw that there was an event on the 14th…”.
- Supportive: Actively cheers others on with intense encouragement in “GOOD LUCK BAAAAABE GOOD LUCK BAAABE…”.
Weaknesses:
- Health‑related: Engagement with #edtwt and posting BMI guesses in “bmi guesses? (me at my lw) #edtwt” suggests a potentially harmful focus on weight.
- Catastrophizing: Treats events as extreme or overwhelming, e.g. “IM OUT!!” over figure skating controversies in “nah 2026 olympic figure skating already got like 3 controversies…”.
- Sleep‑hygiene: Mentions late‑night discomfort and feeling like “ants are living in your skin” in “when it gets to the time of night where youre uncontrollably itchy…”, hinting at poor rest or routines.
- Forgetful: Forgets major dates like Valentine’s Day in “deadass just saw that there was an event on the 14th and was like ??? whats happening then…”.
- Impulsive‑posting: Shares very unfiltered, spur‑of‑the‑moment thoughts like “ding ging ding ging ding ging ding ging siaga…”, which can reduce clarity or be misunderstood.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user comes across as self-aware, a bit neurotic, and deeply online in a funny, articulate way, similar to Lisa’s mix of intelligence and emotional intensity. The slightly dramatic reactions to big events, like the Olympics and figure skating controversies in “nah 2026 olympic figure skating already got like 3 controversies this shit serious IM OUT!!” and “olympics and everybodys watching figure skating!!! ...olympics and EVERYBODYS watching figure skating”, feel like Lisa’s tendency to get very invested in her interests. Their bio and #edtwt post “bmi guesses? (me at my lw) #edtwt” suggest sensitivity and introspection about their body and identity, which aligns with Lisa’s ongoing struggles with self-image and feeling different. The offbeat humor in “i used to think ben shapiro and ben platt were the same person so i refused to listen to dear evan hansen #thetruth” and the chaotic, stream-of-consciousness posts like “ding ging ding ging ding ging ding ging siaga ding ging ding ging ding ding sia a ga a” echo Lisa’s dorky, sometimes over-the-top inner monologue. Overall, they read as emotionally intense, quirky, and thoughtful under the memes—very Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): their posts are high-energy, expressive, and aimed at a broad audience, like the dramatic reaction to sports drama in “nah 2026 olympic figure skating already got like 3 controversies this shit serious IM OUT!!” and the all-caps hype in “GOOD LUCK BAAAAABE GOOD LUCK BAAABE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. They show iNtuitive (N) traits by focusing on vibes, humor, and patterns rather than concrete detail, like the repeated structure joke in “olympics and everybodys watching figure skating!!! ...olympics and EVERYBODYS watching figure skating” and the absurd association in “i used to think ben shapiro and ben platt were the same person so i refused to listen to dear evan hansen #thetruth”. Their tone is clearly Feeling (F): they emphasize emotional reactions and relational language, such as the crying emojis and affectionate “BAAAABE” in the good-luck tweet, and the self-deprecating confusion in “deadass just saw that there was an event on the 14th and was like ??? whats happening then as if it isnt literally valentines day man wtf”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their posts feel spontaneous, chaotic, and unstructured rather than planned, such as the random sound-string in “ding ging ding ging ding ging ding ging siaga ding ging ding ging ding ding sia a ga a” and the impulsive, meme-y engagement with #edtwt in “bmi guesses? (me at my lw) #edtwt”. Altogether, the expressive social energy, abstract humor, emotional tone, and go-with-the-flow posting style best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Olympic figure skating keeps getting more controversial, we can just start our own event where the only rule is: we both sit on the couch and judge everyone together like, ‘nah 2026 already lost.’
- You forgetting Valentine’s Day on the 14th is so real… so I volunteer as tribute to be the reason you remember it this year.
- You know that ‘GOOD LUCK BAAAAABE’ tweet? I want to be the person you’re screaming that for at 3 a.m. while I’m just trying to parallel park my life.
- You mishearing ‘ding ging ding ging… siaga’ lives rent free in my head—do you accept a duet partner for your next nonsense karaoke session, or is that an exclusive tour?
- You once refused Dear Evan Hansen because you thought Ben Shapiro and Ben Platt were the same guy, which is honestly iconic judgment—so based on your standards, if you’re still talking to me, I must be doing something very right.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Sasha | 173cm | once confused Ben Shapiro for Ben Platt and held a grudge against Dear Evan Hansen for years | here for figure skating & mild chaos– @sashabigbug
Your signature cocktail
The Olympic Itch Fizz
The citrus vodka brings sharp, chaotic energy for someone who’s yelling about figure skating drama like “nah 2026 olympic figure skating already got like 3 controversies this shit serious IM OUT!!”. Yuzu or lemon soda adds a bright, bubbly sweetness to match the way they hype people up with “GOOD LUCK BAAAAABE GOOD LUCK BAAABE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. A splash of blue curaçao captures that slightly delusional, pop-culture-brained side that thought “i used to think ben shapiro and ben platt were the same person so i refused to listen to dear evan hansen #thetruth”. The dash of bitters nods to the late-night overthinking and skin-crawly vibes in “when it gets to the time of night where youre uncontrollably itchy and it feels like ants are living in your skin”. Finally, edible glitter mirrors the dramatic, slightly feral sparkle of “olympics and everybodys watching figure skating!!! ...olympics and EVERYBODYS watching figure skating” and the chaotic chant energy of “ding ging ding ging ding ging ding ging siaga ding ging ding ging ding ding sia a ga a”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Sasha’s tweets show a loud, reactive, "jump in first, think later" energy that aligns most with Gryffindor. Their all‑caps emotional outbursts like “GOOD LUCK BAAAAABE GOOD LUCK BAAABE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” suggest big-hearted, demonstrative support for others, which is typical of Gryffindor’s bold loyalty. The dramatic response to sports chaos in “nah 2026 olympic figure skating already got like 3 controversies this shit serious IM OUT!!” reads as impulsive and intense rather than calculated or detached. Even their self-deprecating anecdote in “i used to think ben shapiro and ben platt were the same person so i refused to listen to dear evan hansen #thetruth” shows a kind of reckless, feelings-first judgment call, not careful analysis. Overall, the combination of emotional volume, dramatic reactions, and ride-or-die cheerleading for others fits a chaotic, extroverted Gryffindor more than the other houses.
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Your song
you should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish
A dramatic, slightly chaotic confidence fits them perfectly, and you should see me in a crown balances that intense energy with humor and online-brained vibes. Their tweets swing from hyperfixations like figure skating — “nah 2026 olympic figure skating already got like 3 controversies this shit serious IM OUT!!” and “olympics and everybodys watching figure skating!!! ...olympics and EVERYBODYS watching figure skating” — to unfiltered emotional outbursts like “GOOD LUCK BAAAAABE GOOD LUCK BAAABE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. The song’s lyrics about owning your power with a slightly unhinged edge mirror how they joke about themselves, like confusing Ben Shapiro and Ben Platt — “i used to think ben shapiro and ben platt were the same person so i refused to listen to dear evan hansen #thetruth”. Their bio — “hii!! she/her is preferred but idrgaf if you use they/them” — also gives off a laid-back but self-assured attitude that matches Billie’s confident, dark-pop persona. Even their more vulnerable or body-focused posts like “bmi guesses? (me at my lw) #edtwt” fit a song that feels powerful while still hinting at underlying struggles, making this track a strong thematic match.
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