Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, consistent enthusiasm for Flamengo and football in many posts like “Isso aqui é Flamengo!” and detailed match commentary.
- Politically engaged: Clearly states and discusses left-wing, anarchist, and progressive views in bio and tweets like “minha opinião sobre temas imigração livre, fronteiras caídas…”.
- Self-aware: Reflects openly on identity, personality and preferences in tweets like “Fatos úteis sobre mim. altura — 1,75 idade — 15…” and “Ash pronouns — todos… mbti — ENTP”.
- Humorous style: Uses jokes, exaggeration and meme language in posts like “A a palavra RESENJA dominou minha tml pqp” and “Ok Temos o melhor tweet do ano pode acabar”.
- LGBTQ+ inclusive: Open about own non-binary and bi identity and defends LGBTQ+ issues in tweets like “um genero: fluido… um posicionamento politico: ultra hiper mega esquerda radical woke” and “Já tem gente falando que a alli nn eh safica pqp MORRAM”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Uses extreme insults and death wishes, especially in football context, like “Levanta goleiro de merda… chutar a cara desse filho da puta” and “Vsf vtmnc filho da puta morre”.
- Hostile reactions: Responds to frustration with verbal attacks, for example “Morra wesley” and “Esse verme a partir de agora eh jurado no estado do Rio de Janeiro Morra”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in the heat of the moment during matches with very intense wording like “JUÍZ ARROMBADO” and “Cadê o cartão juíz fascista filho da puta”.
- Harsh negativity: Expresses very dark or absolute sentiments, such as “Não estarei vivo” about a match and “Resenha cancelada” when disappointed.
- Confrontational tone: Addresses others in a combative way on political topics, as in “por favor ACABEM com o social liberalismo, não tem ala mais burra da direita que essa” and “Nn interajam com a merda de um interactiom bait desses”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, rebellion, and irreverence. Their timeline is full of loud, rule-breaking outbursts like “Vsf vtmnc filho da puta morre” and “JUÍZ ARROMBADO”, echoing Bart’s instinct to insult authority and stir trouble. They show a gleeful attachment to mischief and rivalry in football, for example “Com a saída do River posso voltar a odiar eles Eternos vices” and “O Flamengo vai Flamengar Nao digo isso no sentido bom ou ruim mas a única certeza eh que vai acontecer”, much like Bart’s delight in sports drama and pranks. Their edgy political stance — “um posicionamento politico: ultra hiper mega esquerda radical woke” — matches Bart’s instinctive anti-authoritarian streak more than any serious or studious character. At the same time, the user’s playful self-descriptions and memes, such as “O quão Twink você é?” and “Fatos úteis sobre mim.”, show a self-aware teenager enjoying chaos and attention, which is very in line with Bart’s youthful, provocative energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They explicitly self‑identify as ENTP in one tweet, but their overall tone is more emotionally intense and value‑driven than classically analytical, fitting better with ENFP. Their energy is clearly Extroverted: they constantly interact with others, start games and interaction baits like “interaja com isso e eu vou te dar”, and talk about live events like football matches and concerts, which suggests a socially engaged, outward‑focused person rather than a private, withdrawn one. They lean strongly toward Intuition: they love big political and ideological abstractions such as “um posicionamento politico: ultra hiper mega esquerda radical woke” and critiques like “os partidos 'marxistas' são os primeiros a adotar um discurso mais moderado pra serem absorvidos pela democracia liberal”, showing comfort with theory over concrete details. Their core decision‑making appears Feeling‑oriented: they react viscerally to injustice and football outcomes with intense emotional language like “JUÍZ ARROMBADO” and “Cadê o cartão juíz fascista filho da puta”, and they frame politics around moral stances, e.g. “imigração livre, fronteiras caídas… crime anti punitivismo”. Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than structured: their timeline is chaotic, reactive, and spontaneous—bouncing from football anxiety “pq deus fez a gente ter chance de ganhar essa merda? agora vou ficar nervosa todo jogo pqp” to random memes and complaints—suggesting flexibility and improvisation, not careful planning or orderly routines.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Flamengo–Botafogo–Palmeiras would be like United–Arsenal–Liverpool… but honestly, the real big three is me, you, and a packed Maracanã on game day.
- You listed your biggest fears as Zico dying, conceding at 90+2, and a reaça son — want to add a fourth? Me falling for you every time you yell at the referee.
- You’re an ultra-hyper-mega radical woke leftist, bi demiaro, football addict who drinks Coca Zero and loves urubus… statistically speaking, the only thing missing from your personality is ‘goes on a date with me’.
- If the new Club World Cup killed European football, then seeing you celebrate ‘Isso aqui é Flamengo!’ definitely killed any chance I had of pretending I’m not into you.
- You said the Flamengo kits 22–25 ‘exhale non-binarity’ — if we go out, I promise to match your energy: fluid as your pronouns, loyal as your love for Flamengo, and dramatic as your tweets at Wesley.
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Your new Twitter bio
Football-obsessed teen, radical left politics, bilingual ranter. Once spent 70 reais at McDonald’s and still blamed Flamengo for the bad decisions.– @SashimiSaraiva
Your signature cocktail
Still Breathing FlaMargarita Radical™
This drink starts with fiery cachaça and roasted lime, channeling their explosive Flamengo passion and stadium-level rage at refs and players, like “JUÍZ ARROMBADO” and “Vai tomar no cu wesley”. The red-and-black berry syrup is an obvious nod to Mengão and their own vibe, echoing “CLUBE DE REGATAS DO FLAMENGO” and the repeated “Isso aqui é Flamengo!”. A Coca Zero reduction sweetens it in a hyper-specific, slightly cursed way, because their favorite drink is canonically Coke Zero, as confessed in “fav drink — coca zero”. The bitter herbal amaro represents their ultra-left, anti-liberal politics and sharp critique, like “por favor ACABEM com o social liberalismo, não tem ala mais burra da direita que essa” and “os partidos 'marxistas' são os primeiros a adotar um discurso mais moderado”. Finally, the smoked salt rim brings in their chaotic, anxious matchday energy and gallows humor about football and life, from “pq deus fez a gente ter chance de ganhar essa merda? agora vou ficar nervosa todo jogo pqp” to the world-weary “Eu amo o esporte futebol”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows strong Gryffindor traits: intensity, impulsiveness, and a tendency to loudly stand up for what they believe in. Politically, they embrace a very radical stance and openly mock moderates, e.g. calling for the end of social liberalism in “por favor ACABEM com o social liberalismo, não tem ala mais burra da direita que essa” and describing their positioning as “ultra hiper mega esquerda radical woke” in “–um posicionamento politico: ultra hiper mega esquerda radical woke”. Their bio explicitly includes "anarquista | woke" and they double down on this with a detailed progressive stance in “Minha opinião sobre temas imigração livre, fronteiras caídas ... crime anti punitivismo”, showing a readiness to fight for their ideals rather than take a cautious, Hufflepuff-like path. Emotionally, they react with fiery passion and zero self‑preservation during football matches, repeatedly cursing referees and players in tweets like “Levanta goleiro de merda Verme, tem que vaiar e chutar a cara desse filho da puta” and “Esse verme a partir de agora eh jurado no estado do Rio de Janeiro Morra”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot‑blooded recklessness more than Slytherin’s calculating self‑control. Their devotion to Flamengo, visible in repeated exclamations like “Isso aqui é Flamengo!” and “CLUBE DE REGATAS DO FLAMENGO”, captures a loyal, combative, us‑vs‑them spirit typical of Gryffindors on their chosen “side.” While they are witty and politically engaged (which could hint at Ravenclaw or Slytherin), the dominant impression is of someone driven by courage, impulsive conviction, and a readiness to confront opponents head‑on—classic Gryffindor energy.
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Still Breathing - Green Day
The best fitting song is Still Breathing by Green Day, which they explicitly praise in “Still breathing eh uma puta música FLAMENGO”. The track’s mix of resilience and angst matches their intense emotional swings during football, like screaming at referees and players in tweets such as “JUÍZ ARROMBADO” and “Vai tomar no cu wesley”. Their bio and self-descriptions show a politicized, radical, queer identity — “anarquista | woke” and “um posicionamento politico: ultra hiper mega esquerda radical woke” — which resonates with Green Day’s anti-establishment, socially aware themes. They also talk about anxiety and emotional overload around football in “ansiedade absurda vsf”, mirroring the song’s tension between struggle and persistence. The combination of teenage intensity, leftist politics, and love for Green Day makes Still Breathing feel like a personal anthem for them.
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