Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, friendship, and pain, like missing their ex and valuing Maria Flor: “maria flor mencionou que mes que vem a gnt completa 4 anos de amizade...”, “falei que to menos mal... era mentira eu nao sofri nem 10% do que to sofrendo agora”.
- Affectionate-friend: Shows deep care and admiration for friends, e.g. praising Maria Flor and calling people they like “bb” and “mt legal”: “a maria flor é facilmente uma das pessoas mais engraçadas que eu conheço”, “mt feliz que a maria flo voltou pro twitter tenho c quem falar bosta de novo”.
- Humorous-ironic: Uses jokes and irony to comment on life and fandom, like calling themselves ‘ela’/‘ele’, and joking about Sasuke and Shingeki: “sou ela”, “shingeki no kyojin é melhor que sexo”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own contradictions and habits, like planning 2026 then admitting it fell apart, or buying a vedic map while not believing in signs: “eu desde ano passado planejando meu 2026 inteirinho... 60% por agua a baixo”, “eu nem acredito em signo nao sei nem porque to gastando dinheiro com isso”.
- Loyal-fangirl: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for media and people they love, like Sasuke, Vera Farmiga, Bates Motel, and ships: bio mentions Vera Farmiga and wlw stories, and tweets like “amo mais o sasuke do que minha família paterna”, + a lua disse que vai assistir bates motel 🙏🙏.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-judgmental: Frequently insults others’ looks or intelligence, like classmates and teachers: “gente tem uns meninos que sentam perto de mim e eles sao mt feios eles fedem muito”, “chaiany é mt burra pqp”.
- Self-destructive: Mentions cutting, wanting pods despite withdrawal, and extreme bowel/health issues casually: “uma vez eu cortei o nome da yasmin no braço...”, “preciso de um pod urgente to falando serio acho que entrei em uma fase de abstinência”.
- Romantically-obsessive: Fixated on ex (Yasmin), planning to get back together and asking tarot about it even after breakups: “yasmin quando eu falei que vc precisava de alguém melhor que eu... nao arranja ngm pfv”, “oi moça vc pode ver no tarot se tem chances dela voltar comigo”.
- Negative-cynical: Often frames life and the year as doomed or awful, especially about school and 2026: “minha gente ajnda eh janeiro e eu ja sei que 2026 vai ser o pior ano da minha vida”, “gente que escola bosta”.
- Crude-impulsive: Posts very graphic or shocking content without filter, like bowel issues and violent phrasing: “caguei c tanta força que meu cu sangrou mds.”, “ronca sua puta”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: a smart, introspective kid who feels out of place and often overwhelmed, but copes with humor and obsessive interests. Like Lisa, they overthink everything and carry a lot of sadness under jokes, as seen when they say they wanted to be “achado sem vida em casa” in a darkly comic way “queria esse deposito sendo achado sem vida em casa pqp” and complain about school while already behind on work “queria ficar triste em paz mas tem esse carai dessa escola e nao deu nem 2 dias de aula e eu ja tenho atividade atrasada #ranço”. Their sense of being different and valuing strangeness mirrors Lisa’s nonconformity: “ninguem nunca vai me convencer de que ser uma pessoa estranha é uma coisa ruim, ser estranho é incrível”. They’re also very passionate and idealistic about media and crushes, similar to Lisa’s intense fandoms and causes, shown in their love for fictional characters and ships like Sasuke and yuri/yaoi “amo mais o sasuke do que minha família paterna” and in their bio about reading “women who kiss women.” Finally, just like Lisa’s complicated family dynamics and emotional intelligence, they juggle queer anxiety, relationships, and friendships with a self-aware, slightly dramatic tone, for example with their breakup pain “falei que to menos mal do que da primeira vez que a gente terminou mas era mentira eu nao sofri nem 10% do que to sofrendo agora” and their nervous denial to their mom about liking girls “minha mae veio de forma pacifica e amigavel perguntar se eu gosto de menina ou namoro com uma e eu fiquei nervosa e respondi que não”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: their timeline is saturated with social interactions, school drama, and constant references to friends and group dynamics, e.g. talking about classmates and friend groups in tweets like “ai pra completar de ficar uma bosta esse ano a mabel e o juan vao sair da escola e eu vou ter que entrosar com o kelve e com a ana julia” and “tivemos um encontrinho clean ontem sem bebidas e sem drogas pra mostrar que a gente nao precisa disso pra ser feliz ❤️”. They lean Intuitive rather than purely Sensory: despite commenting on daily details, they quickly turn them into humorous or emotional narratives and reference fiction/imagery (Sasuke, anime, ships, yuri/yaoi, tarot, astrology) such as “cultura woke é quando vc le yaoi e yuri” and “oi moça vc pode ver no tarot se tem chances dela voltar comigo”. Their decisions and reactions are Feeling-oriented: they center relationships and emotions, frequently dramatizing love and heartbreak in tweets like “falei que to menos mal do que da primeira vez que a gente terminou mas era mentira eu nao sofri nem 10% do que to sofrendo agora” and “minha namorada é muito linda fico com vontade de chorar”, and even moral outrage at others (e.g., “o menino aqui do meu lado falando que vai vazar nude de uma menina”). They are clearly Perceiving: their life looks spontaneous, messy, and unstructured, full of last‑minute feelings and shifting plans—like “eu desde ano passado planejando meu 2026 inteirinho e ai já em janeiro meus planos pro ano todo ja foram tipo 60% por agua a baixo” and “queria ficar triste em paz mas tem esse carai dessa escola e nao deu nem 2 dias de aula e eu ja tenho atividade atrasada”. The mix of high emotional expression, intense attachments, humor, fandom passion, and chaotic day‑to‑day living aligns best with an ENFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Shingeki no Kyojin is better than sex, so… if I watch it with you while we talk about Sasuke and Vera Farmiga, is that like the holy trinity of your happiness or do I need to add a pod to the combo?
- You planned your whole 2026 and 60% already went down the drain, so let me help with the remaining 40%: we skip the sad school vibes, you teach me gionero lore and yuri recs, and I pretend not to judge your obsession with Chaiany in BBB.
- Your mom gently asked if you like girls and you got nervous and said no; don’t worry, I’ll keep your secret—just blink twice in a tweet about ‘mulheres que beijam mulheres’ if I’m allowed to ask you out.
- You cut Yasmin’s name on your arm once, and now you’re asking tarot readers if there’s a chance of getting back with her… how about we do something menos traumático and I just carve my way into your life with memes and bad Naruto takes instead?
- You said last year was amazing and this year already feels like the worst—proposal: we make 2026 the year you forget that trashy school, binge Bates Motel together, and celebrate your Twitter anniversary with an ‘arquivados (1)’ that’s just my DM asking you on a date.
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Math class survivor, Vera Farmiga scholar, and certified strange-in-a-good-way. Once lived a whole day on Nescau and a banana.– @sasusakusexo
Your signature cocktail
Cannabis Leprechaun Heartbreak Fizz
This cocktail is wired and dramatic, just like someone who says “infelizmente n sou muito diferente de outros adolescentes pois meus únicos assuntos sao sexo bebida e droga” and then plans their entire year only to watch it go “60% por agua a baixo”. Matcha-infused gin brings a green, slightly bitter kick for the Naruto/Sasuke/Yuri enjoyer who loves characters enough to say “amo mais o sasuke do que minha família paterna”. Sparkling guaraná soda captures their chaotic, school‑day energy and FOMO vibes from “to com fomo do hh da unb” and all the complaining about classes like “tenho 3 aulas de algebra seguidas + geometria”. Hibiscus syrup adds a sweet‑red, romantic drama for the Yasmin saga of “na primeira vez que a gente terminou eu nao sofri tanto” and the hopeful delusion of “vai ser lindo qdo a gnt voltar pela 2 vez ❤️🙏🙏”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp humor and self‑drag worthy of “raspei mwtade da minha sobrancelha ai eu to parecendo aquele passarinho do angry birds” and “nascida no mes 7 porque sempre vou ser mediana”. Finally, the smoked salt rim nods to their vices and dark jokes—from pods, weed and abstinence crises in “preciso de um pod urgente to falando serio acho que entrei em uma fase de abstinência” to the unfiltered body‑horror of “caguei c tanta força que meu cu sangrou mds.”—making this drink loud, messy, and weirdly lovable.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, emotional attachment, and valuing close relationships. They are intensely devoted to friends and partners, as seen when they get emotional about a long friendship with Maria Flor: “maria flor mencionou que mes que vem a gnt completa 4 anos de amizade e eu n pude deixar de me emocionar pprt lembro como se fosse hj tlg quando eu vi ela toda bad girl no primeiro dia de aula”. Their lingering love and plans to reconcile with Yasmin, even after multiple breakups, show deep loyalty and unwillingness to give up on people: “na primeira vez que a gente terminou eu nao sofri tanto porque sabia que a gnt ia voltar mas agora nao tem absolutamente nenhuma chance da gnt voltar” and “yasmin mal sabe voce que eu ja planejei mes que vem pedir pra voltar contigo kkkk”. They explicitly value being different rather than admired, which fits Hufflepuff’s quiet integrity more than Slytherin ambition: “ninguem nunca vai me convencer de que ser uma pessoa estranha é uma coisa ruim, ser estranho é incrível”. Even in a joking, chaotic context, they clearly cherish their friends and shared moments, like celebrating a "clean" gathering without substances: “tivemos um encontrinho clean ontem sem bebidas e sem drogas pra mostrar que a gente nao precisa disso pra ser feliz ❤️”. While they have sharp humor and occasional snark, the core of their timeline is affection, attachment, and care for their close circle, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A fitting song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which mixes dark humor, adolescent angst, and self-destructive fantasies, much like their timeline. They joke about death and numbness in a very casual, online way, as in “queria esse deposito sendo achado sem vida em casa pqp” and posts about self-harm like “como q esses caras de subtwt conseguem se cortar tao fundo mn”, echoing the song’s themes of morbid teen fantasies. The constant breakup pain and longing — “falei que to menos mal do que da primeira vez que a gente terminou mas era mentira eu nao sofri nem 10% do que to sofrendo agora” and “yasmin quando eu falei que vc precisava de alguém melhor que eu eu falei brincando ok nao arranja ngm pfv” — match the song’s mix of romantic disillusion and self-blame. Their feelings of being out of place at school and nostalgic for a better past — “gente que escola bosta” and “ano passado foi um ano tao bom gente n vou superar nunca” — resonate with the song’s sense of wasted youth. Finally, their queer identity and boredom with heteronormativity, seen in “the world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life” and their love of women who kiss women in the bio, fit the outsider, nonconforming energy that runs through Teen Idle.
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