Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and memes, like calling their girl dinner “girl dinner de hoje” and mocking adult life in “sinistro essa vida de adulto de pagar contas e pagar imposto”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward friends and idols, e.g. inviting people to eat their cooking in “almoço aqui em casa amigos, vai todo mundo comer meu arroz” and calling Winter my baby in “MEU BEBÊ”.
- Expressive: Comfortable showing emotions, from joy in “EU FIZ UM ARROZ DESCENTE FINALMENTE FINALMENTE...” to frustration in “MATHEEEEEEEUS VAI TOMA NO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”.
- Social: Talks about parties, bars, and friends often, like “cancelaram o role de bebida de hj mas meu Deus é maior e o diabo não vai me impedir de beber” and enjoying adult talks in “eu adoro ter conversa de adulto com meus amigos”.
- Dedicated: Shows commitment to studies and uni life despite complaints, e.g. worrying about early classes in “ontem eu fui dormir 6 da manhã não sei como vou conseguir acordar 5 da manhã quando as aulas voltem” and bracing for a hard semester in “gnt dps de fevereiro minhas aulas começam e aí que vai dar o caralho a porra toda mesmo”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Reacts strongly in the moment, like yelling at reality show participants in “MATHEEEEEEEUS VAI TOMA NO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” and cursing their university in “essa faculdade maldita eu te odeio rural eu te odeio”.
- Anxious: Frequently mentions anxiety and overthinking, such as “pensa num bixo ansioso” and worrying intensely about Big Brother results in “gnt o Matheus vai sair essa noite tô muito ansiosa”.
- Self-neglectful: Sometimes ignores basic needs, like realizing they went very long without eating in “o ruim das férias é que eu perco noção de tempo e acabei de perceber que tô a umas 16h sem comer” and pushing themselves through 24 hours awake in “caralho eu fui dormir dps de 24h acordada e acordei agr e acho que vo morrer”.
- Resentful: Holds strong grudges, saying “por mim que ele morra” about someone and repeating hatred toward their university in “EU TE ODEIO RURAL”.
- Avoidant: Acknowledges difficulty letting go or doing the healthy thing, like in “eu tenho mania de não largar o osso mas eu queria tanto fzr a coisa certa dessa vez” and wishing classes wouldn’t return except for parties in “a falta que a faculdade faz na vida de um universitário alcoolatra, não quero que as aulas voltem só quero as festas”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe of this account matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, emotional, impulsive, and constantly bouncing between complaining and finding small joys. Like Homer, they’re dramatic and loud about their frustrations, ranting about university and adulthood in tweets like “essa faculdade maldita eu te odeio rural eu te odeio” and “sinistro essa vida de adulto de pagar contas e pagar imposto”. They also share Homer’s hedonistic streak and love of food and drink, from “tem uma caixa de açaí no meu congelador e agr eu n consigo ficar em paz” to “cancelaram o role de bebida de hj mas meu Deus é maior e o diabo não vai me impedir de beber”. Their chaotic sleep schedule and exhaustion, like “caralho eu fui dormir dps de 24h acordada e acordei agr e acho que vo morrer”, also mirrors Homer’s constant disarray. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly soft, sentimental side—being proud of cooking in “EU FIZ UM ARROZ DESCENTE FINALMENTE FINALMENTE…” and affection for friends and idols—that fits Homer’s big-hearted, messy, but deeply emotional personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently tweet about going out, drinking, parties and socializing, e.g. “cancelaram o role de bebida de hj mas meu Deus é maior e o diabo não vai me impedir de beber” and “almoço aqui em casa amigos, vai todo mundo comer meu arroz”, showing energy from interaction and shared experiences. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they often use metaphor and big-picture language like “meus sentimento sendo leões marinhos dançando e fazendo barulhos engraçado” and “luas confusas machucam sóis incríveis”, and dramatize feelings rather than listing concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: tweets center emotions, relationships, and emotional drama such as “as vezes nesse relacionamento eu me sinto 'que amor? eu devo estar ficando louco isso são só delírios'” and “essa mulher me faz tão mal que me faz bem”, with little emphasis on detached logical analysis. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they complain about sleep schedules and deadlines, e.g. “ontem eu fui dormir 6 da manhã não sei como vou conseguir acordar 5 da manhã quando as aulas voltrem” and “gnt dps de fevereiro minhas aulas começam e aí que vai dar o caralho a porra toda mesmo”, and live very in-the-moment with impulsive comments like “GENTE EU VO COMPRAR UMA COISA MT LEGAL”. Altogether, a highly expressive, emotional, metaphor-loving, socially energized and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your feelings are “leões marinhos dançando e fazendo barulhos engraçado”, can I be o treinador que chega com o baldinho de peixe e um abraço?
- You hating the ‘vida de adulto de pagar contas e imposto’ and still paying tudo em dia just proves it: you’re clearly the responsible one in this relacionamento, I’ll just bring the beer when the role de bebida for cancelado de novo.
- You tweeting ‘eu amo cada foto desse stage dela’ about your fave… meanwhile I’m here loving every tweet of YOUR stage – when do I get front row in your life tour?
- You survived 24h acordada, BBB flop era, celular quebrado, Rural te infernizando e ainda fez um arroz decente comemorado com fogos — I don’t want a perfect person, I want exactly that chaos sitting next to me no churrasco de 30 reais.
- You said ‘luas confusas machucam sóis incríveis’ and that às vezes você se sente o sol; lucky for you, I’m terrible at letting go of things… so how about I stubbornly orbit around you for a while?
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RJ uni student surviving bills, rain & Rural. Makes edible rice, cries over k‑pop stages, and still pays the card bill on time (sometimes).– @SatBluurz
Your signature cocktail
Girl Dinner no Errejota
This cocktail is strong and a little chaotic, just like the vibe of paying bills and still joking about being a "universitário alcoolatra" in “a falta que a faculdade faz na vida de um universitário alcoolatra, não quero que as aulas voltem só quero as festas”. The cachaça with açaí nods to their freezer temptation in “tem uma caixa de açaí no meu congelador e agr eu n consigo ficar em paz” and their very Brazilian, Rio-core energy in “gnt estamos vendo chuva a duas semanas direto não para de chover nesse errejota eu quero ir pra praia”. Strawberry liqueur and condensed milk bring the same sweet drama as “a paleta de morango recheada de leite condensado é a melhor” and the love-struck chaos of “essa mulher me faz tão mal que me faz bem”. The espresso shot keeps them awake through 24h marathons like “caralho eu fui dormir dps de 24h acordada e acordei agr e acho que vo morrer” and late-night sleep disasters in “ontem eu fui dormir 6 da manhã não sei como vou conseguir acordar 5 da manhã quando as aulas voltrem”. Sparkling water and a dash of sea salt add a fizzy, slightly salty edge that matches the sarcastic resilience of “cancelaram o role de bebida de hj mas meu Deus é maior e o diabo não vai me impedir de beber” and the solar self-image in “as vezes eu me sinto o sol”. It’s a messy, sparkly, sweet-salty "girl dinner" in a glass, born from the same energy as “girl dinner de hoje” and the loud, explosive joy of finally getting something right in “EU FIZ UM ARROZ DESCENTE FINALMENTE FINALMENTE 🧨🧨✨POWPOW POW🎆🎆💥🎇...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff energy through how much they value friends, everyday life, and small comforts instead of big hero narratives. They clearly enjoy caring for and sharing with others, like when they invite friends over with “almoço aqui em casa amigos, vai todo mundo comer meu arroz” and proudly celebrate that “EU FIZ UM ARROZ DESCENTE FINALMENTE”, which hints at a down‑to‑earth, nurturing side. They also lean into relatable struggles with work and study – complaining about adulthood and university in “sinistro essa vida de adulto de pagar contas e pagar imposto” and “essa faculdade maldita eu te odeio rural eu te odeio” – in a way that centers perseverance rather than ambition or glory. Even their love of fandoms and media feels community‑oriented: they talk about being the first of their generation to read a specific AU in “sou a primeira da minha geração a ler uma au de novela das 21h” and about mutuals and group claims in “quando eu coloco meu @ em grupo de claim e depois eu vejo o número de algum mutual lá tb”, showing a desire to belong and share experiences. Overall, they come across as loyal, emotionally open, and focused on relationships and everyday effort more than on ambition or intellectual elitism, which fits Hufflepuff best.
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IDGAF - Dua Lipa
Their bio screams unapologetic energy and emotional resilience, with the line “And I don’t really care if you like me, like me / I don’t really wanna play nicely, nicely”, which perfectly mirrors the defiant attitude of IDGAF. They juggle chaos, stress, and adult life while still keeping a sharp, humorous edge, like when they say “sinistro essa vida de adulto de pagar contas e pagar imposto” and “a falta que a faculdade faz na vida de um universitário alcoolatra, não quero que as aulas voltem só quero as festas”. There’s also a clear sense of emotional turbulence mixed with self-awareness in tweets such as “as vezes eu me sinto o sol” and “eu tenho mania de não largar o osso mas eu queria tanto fzr a coisa certa dessa vez”, which fits the song’s theme of finally choosing self-respect. Even when they’re overwhelmed or hurt, like in “essa mulher me faz tão mal que me faz bem”, their tone still carries that mix of drama and empowerment that defines IDGAF. Overall, their timeline feels like someone who rants, suffers, laughs, then shrugs and moves on—exactly the emotional arc of Dua Lipa’s anthem.
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