Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Talents: Satchi is multi-talented, stating in their bio they “faço desenho e música as vezes”.
- Analytical Thinking: They apply their Computer Science background to critique game development, such as Ian Flynn's role vs. technical assets.
- Strong Convictions: They hold firm opinions on series legacy, arguing no modern game matches Sonic 3&K.
- Cultural Pride: Satchi displays enthusiastic patriotism for Brazil, seen in their bio and passionate replies.
- Critical Eye: They demand high standards from developers, noting that better lighting than a 2011 game is the bare minimum.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh Elitism: They insult others' intelligence over gaming preferences, claiming some have “50% less gray matter”.
- Cynical Outlook: Satchi expresses deep pessimism regarding Sega, believing they will “always prioritize profit over quality”.
- Abrasive Communication: They use aggressive language toward the fanbase, calling opponents “lowest iq” during arguments.
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: They dismiss newer gameplay styles and directors entirely, stating “Kishimoto and Boost need to go”.
- Nostalgia Bias: They occasionally defend controversial figures like Naka based on a rigid view on what Sonic should be.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Satchi embodies the hyper-critical, 'worst episode ever' energy of Comic Book Guy, specifically regarding the decline of their favorite franchises. They frequently post high-standard critiques of the industry, such as claiming “not a single modern sonic game has even come close to Sonic 3&K” and expressing frustration that “Sega will always prioritize profit over quality”. Much like the Android's Dungeon owner, Satchi has no patience for casual fans or poor mechanics, bluntly stating that “if you struggle on sm64's controls you have 50% less gray matter than the average person”. Despite the constant cynicism toward corporate decisions, their deep-seated passion is evident when they admit “this franchise is so special to me man”, mirroring the character's internal devotion to the media he critiques.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Satchi demonstrates a strong Introverted (I) focus on niche, solitary interests like Computer Science and UTAU, often critiquing the logic of others rather than engaging in social play. Their Intuitive (N) side is evident in their tendency to analyze overarching series patterns and theoretical management decisions, such as arguing that “Yuji Naka... had a pretty solid view on what Sonic should be”. As a Thinking (T) type, they are blunt and prioritize technical standards over sentiment, harshly stating that those struggling with certain game controls “have 50% less gray matter than the average person”. Finally, they exhibit a Judging (J) preference for strict design principles and quality standards, frequently lambasting SEGA for failing to meet their structural expectations or for making “stupidly easy” puzzles that they believe lack functional merit.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Yuji Naka? Because I feel like you're the only one who can hold my world together and keep everything in character.
- I promise I’m better than an easy puzzle—I’ll actually give your critical thinking skills a workout and still be fun to play.
- Is your name Wind Waker? Because even in 'the big 26,' I could never find a single reason to hate on you.
- Forget Sega’s design rules; I think your characterization is perfect, and I’d never try to replace you with one of Ian’s OCs.
- I’d choose a night out with you over 'estrogonofe com batata palha' any day—and we both know that's the highest honor a Brazilian can give.
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Your new Twitter bio
Computer Science student & artist. I value game design integrity over corporate profit. Ask me why Sonic 3&K is still the peak of the franchise. 🇧🇷– @satchimi_tww
Your signature cocktail
The Yuji Naka Highball (with a side of Salt)
This drink captures the high-energy frustration of a Computer Science student who believes “Sega will always prioritize profit over quality”. The base is a strong Brazilian spirit to match their patriotic “BASED BASED BASED 🇧🇷” attitude, while the bitters represent the sting of modern Sonic characterization. It’s an experimental mix for someone who isn't afraid to say “Kishimoto and Boost need to go” or mock those who “struggle on sm64's controls”. Finally, it’s garnished with salt to honor their defense of the classics, because in their world, “not a single modern sonic game has even come close to Sonic 3&K”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Satchi demonstrates the analytical and critical thinking inherent to Ravenclaw, often critiquing game design through a logical lens. They show a high regard for intellectual capacity, bluntly stating that “if you struggle on sm64's controls you have 50% less gray matter than the average person” and mocking a lack of critical thinking in their opponent during a “lowest iq and being unable to think critically competition”. Their academic pursuit in Computer Science aligns with their tendency to deconstruct industry decisions, such as when they analyze technical trade-offs regarding “lines of code and gigabytes of game assets”. Ultimately, their focus on design principles, like questioning why people think “a puzzle being stupidly easy makes it well designed”, highlights a mind that prizes rigorous standards and logical consistency.
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Your song
It Has To Be This Way - Jimmy Gnecco / Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST
Satchi’s timeline is a constant, philosophical battle against the current state of the Sonic franchise, driven by a deep love for its history and frustration with its corporate direction. They argue that “Sega will always prioritize profit over quality” and maintain a critical stance against modern decisions, even claiming that “not a single modern sonic game has even come close to Sonic 3&K”. Despite their harsh critiques of the fanbase and developers, like stating “Kishimoto and Boost need to go”, it all stems from a place of genuine passion, as seen when they admit “this franchise is so special to me man”. The song reflects this cycle of conflict where they fight for a vision of the series that they believe is being lost to time and corporate greed.
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