Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Dedication: Continuously strives to improve skills, noting how “my lines feel so much smoother” after practicing with new equipment.
- Trilingual Skills: Demonstrates proficiency in English, Spanish, and Japanese, even noting that “translating 2.5 hours of the live stream” would be relatively easy.
- Active Community Engagement: Regularly interacts with followers by taking requests, such as a “Stelle snuck into Tracen Academy” drawing for a specific user.
- Determined Gamer: Shows high persistence in gacha games, celebrating after he “FINALLY GOT TOP 1% HU TAOOO” and overcame poor luck.
- Health Conscious: Maintains a physical fitness routine, mentioning that “Playing Umamusume while at the gym is so nice” to get gains.
Weaknesses:
- Sleep Deprivation: Admits to poor self-care and erratic rest, stating “I haven't slept well for like a week” while hyper-focusing on tasks.
- Impulsive Spending: Displays a lack of financial restraint regarding interests, telling himself “When in doubt, always buy more Sparkle merch!!!”.
- Alcohol Reliance: Uses substances to cope with stress or social situations, tweeting “i ;pve a;cohol” while clearly intoxicated.
- Gambling Addiction: Exhibits frantic behavior during gacha pulls, typing “Gamble///mustgamnle///forLEVA..” in a repetitive, obsessive manner.
- Hyperfixation: Limits his own creative growth by focusing too narrowly on one subject, admitting “I pretty much only draw Sparkle”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Much like Milhouse, Satomi is a sensitive, slightly awkward fanboy who is deeply devoted to his niche interests and a specific 'crush.' His obsessive dedication to Sparkle, such as tweeting “I love Sparkle I love Sparkle I love Sparkle...”, mirrors Milhouse’s relentless pursuit of Lisa. He shares Milhouse’s physically diminutive stature and clumsiness, noting he is “5’2” and recently “lost my Sparkle charm on my keychain” after it broke off in his car. Despite being a bit of a 'dork' who plays gacha games at the gym, Satomi possesses a poetic, romantic side, seen when he writes, “I'm a moth and you are my flame”. Ultimately, his blend of artistic temperament, bad luck, and intense otaku energy makes him the perfect match for Springfield’s favorite underdog.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Satomi demonstrates Extroversion through a high volume of social engagement, openly sharing personal details like his “Height: 5’2” and soliciting feedback from oomfs. His Intuition is visible in his abstract, poetic musings, such as comparing himself to a “moth” drawn to a “flame” and his philosophical take on “ripping the band aid off” efficiency. The Feeling dimension is dominant in his hyper-expressive, affection-heavy tweets, frequently declaring “I love Sparkle” and describing feelings of “warmth” from social validation. Finally, his Perceiving nature is clear from his admitted “lack of motivation”, disorganized habits like “16 hours of sleep cheat code”, and a preference to “go with the flow” rather than stick to rigid schedules.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Dark Hour? Because I’d happily sacrifice my sleep and spend an extra 25th hour just to watch you finish your line art.
- I promise I’m a much better investment than a gacha banner—I have a 100% drop rate and you won’t have to lose six 50/50s to bring me home.
- I heard you’re looking for someone to help you unwrap a present... is it too late to offer myself up in a red ribbon, sfw or nsfw version?
- Forget the Dr Pepper and Jack Daniel's—if you're looking for a biologically built-in stress ball, I've got a shoulder you can lean on whenever you're down.
- You don't need to hold water in your mouth like a chipmunk to impress me; you already had me at 'Sparklesexual' and 'Jack Daniel's.'
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Artist & gacha enthusiast. From sketching Sparkle to hitting top 1% Hu Tao, I live for the grind. Once nearly choked on water trying to mimic a chipmunk for art.– @SatomiC07
Your signature cocktail
The Sparkle-Sexual Spritz
This experimental highball reflects a chaotic but endearing personality that's “biologically built in stress balls” and pure obsession. The base of Jack Daniel's and Dr Pepper pays homage to their “Fav drink: Jack Daniel's then Dr Pepper”, while the hibiscus syrup mirrors their red-and-black aesthetic and total devotion to the character Sparkle, as they admit: “I pretty much only draw Sparkle”. We’ve added a splash of water because, as a dedicated artist, they know Sparkle's “mouth is filled with dihydrogen monoxide”. It’s a strong, sweet drink for someone who would gladly say “Sparkle can ventilate me for the views” while staying up all night to finish a masterpiece.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Satomi demonstrates a distinct Ravenclaw-like focus on technical mastery and creative self-improvement, often analyzing his artistic process with meticulous detail. He celebrates his progress by noting that “Did some practice and my lines feel so much smoother” and displays a deep intellectual curiosity through his study of Japanese, Spanish, and even “auto translation text” mechanics. His wit and love for nuanced creation are evident when he balances his schedule to “do some more minor drawings so I can get working on a much larger project”. Even his choice of relaxation involves analytical gaming and “Clip Studio Paint” experimentation, marking him as one who prizes the accumulation of skill and creative expression above all else.
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Idol - YOASOBI
This song perfectly encapsulates Satomi’s obsession with the 'ultimate idol' figure, Sparkle from Honkai: Star Rail, whom he describes by saying “Sparkle is number one!!!!!!!” and “I love Sparkle” repeatedly. The track’s themes of masks and performance resonate with his artistic focus on her mischievous nature, noted when he says, “I find her whimsical and mischievous nature quite attractive”. As a digital artist who spends his time “inside the monitor” drawing his favorite characters, Satomi lives in the intersection of otaku culture and creative devotion. Idol mirrors his energetic, gacha-driven lifestyle where he “lost all 6 of her 50/50’s” yet remains a dedicated fan. The song's blend of playful energy and underlying intensity matches his self-proclaimed “Sparklesexual” identity and his tendency to post “random actions” alongside high-effort art.
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