Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly names and reflects on feelings like insecurity, grief, and longing, e.g. “it didn't upset me at the time but randomly thinking about it now made my stomach twist i should start staying curious”.
- Deeply-affectionate: Expresses strong love and appreciation for their boyfriend, e.g. “if i (horrible evil wicked loser chud) can get an amazing perfect lovely patient reassuring hot boyfriend so can you don't give up twin” and repeated “i miss my bf/boyfriend” tweets.
- Self-reflective: Critically examines their own behavior and patterns, e.g. “LMAOAOAOAO i literally do it to myself whatever” and “i'm genuinely locking in with everything starting tn trust!!!”.
- Protective-empathetic: Calls out harmful behavior and acknowledges triggers for others, e.g. “you can't tell me i'm perfect and then make a thing out of starving urself for months btw, don't act like triggers don't exist”.
- Honest-vulnerable: Shares difficult thoughts about self-harm, ED, and fear of abandonment very openly, e.g. “watching them give up and stop even asking if i relapsed or need help bc im genuinely fucking hopeless”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent urges and actions around cutting and suicidality, e.g. “yo maybe i'll just kms” and “yea i'm cutting myself tn”.
- Body-hatred: Intense negative body image and ED behaviors, e.g. “i fucking hate how i look i hate myself i look horrific i wanna fucking die ts genuinely why i cut myself” and “just turned down going to my favorite mexican place bc of calorie deficit”.
- Harsh-selftalk: Describes themself in extremely negative terms, e.g. “i'm the worst fucking human alive i wish i had the courage to just fucking blow my brains out already” and “i'm such a shit gf all i can do is cry”.
- Abandonment-fearful: Strong fear of being left or not being special, e.g. “how it feels to promise never to leave knowing damn well they're gonna leave me eventually” and “no one ever stays”.
- Guilt-driven: Often frames self-worth around how much they hurt or burden others, e.g. “the concept of a cut for everytime i was mean to him tn” and “i'm literally the worst partner in the world i'm too controlling and my bpd makes me fucking miserable to be around”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially her more depressed, self-critical fan-portrayals rather than the pure canon version. Lisa is introspective, emotionally intense, and often feels like a burden despite caring deeply about others, similar to tweets like “i'm literally the worst partner in the world i'm too controlling and my bpd makes me fucking miserable to be around i need to take a step back so i stop dragging him down lowk” and “literally all i am is a distraction maybe i should take a step back chat”. The user has a strong romantic attachment and idealization of their boyfriend, reflected in posts like “i'm either gonna marry him or it's gonna be my biggest heartbreak so let's shoot for marriage” and “if i (horrible evil wicked loser chud) can get an amazing perfect lovely patient reassuring hot boyfriend so can you don't give up twin”, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to fixate intensely on relationships and connection. There’s also a strong intellectual/emotional overthinking streak (ruminating on songs, DMs, and small interactions) shown in “live footage of me getting sick to my stomach after going back 6 months specifically to find something i knew would make me sick to my stomach”, much like Lisa’s habit of overanalyzing everything. While the self-harm and ED content go far beyond what’s depicted in The Simpsons, the underlying mix of sensitivity, self-blame, craving love, and feeling misunderstood fits a darker, more troubled version of Lisa more than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: most tweets center on internal experiences, self-harm urges, and their relationship rather than broad social activities, e.g. “so i've been trying not to cry since i got home” and “plz don't not talk to me just because i'm sad”, showing a strong inner emotional world and fear of being left alone rather than seeking big crowds. Their style fits Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they often speak in metaphors and overarching concepts of worth and future (e.g. “the concept of ending my shit so he has a chance at a future with someone better”, “traumas weird cause wdym i thought you were gonna hit me or crash the car just bc i thought u were mad at me”), and ruminate on meanings rather than just reporting concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and self-view are driven by emotions, validation, and relationships, like “i'm either gonna marry him or it's gonna be my biggest heartbreak so let's shoot for marriage” and “i'm literally the worst partner in the world i'm too controlling and my bpd makes me fucking miserable to be around”, focusing on guilt, love, and self-worth rather than detached logic. On the Judging vs Perceiving axis they tilt Perceiving (P): their life feels reactive, chaotic, and mood-driven, with repeated talk of relapse and sudden shifts like “nvm episode over” and “i'm genuinely locking in with everything starting tn trust!!! ed, school, my looks, my emotions… TRUST GUYS” followed by quick derailment, which suggests intentions without long-term structured follow-through. Taken together—the introspective angst, idealization of love, focus on inner meaning, and fluctuating, non-structured behavior—best fits INFP: the emotionally intense, idealistic, self-reflective type struggling to reconcile their ideals with painful reality.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you miss when you went by Ryo and looked like a boy kinda sorta — lucky for me I’m into every version of you, so whichever arc you’re in, I’m tryna be the boyfriend behind the stuffy that smells like me.
- You: ‘FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT SHE SAID THIS DOESNT HURT’ — Me: face down in your notifs like ‘this absolutely DOES hurt, actually, because I still haven’t secured the title of amazing perfect lovely hot boyfriend.’
- You keep tweeting ‘I miss my boyfriend’ and ‘I just want my bf’ — how attached are you to the current one on a scale of ‘geometry dash repost’ to ‘I grabbed the stuffy that smells like him and knocked out at 5am’? Asking for totally scientific, non-homewrecking reasons.
- You worrying he’ll leave while you’re cuddling the stuffy that smells like him is crazy because if I had you stalking my reposts, asking which titan is the most crackable, and quoting ‘i wonder who you’ll fuck when i die,’ I’d be too busy being obsessed with you to even watch a sex scene in a movie.
- You asking ‘do vapes have cals’ and turning down your favorite Mexican place for a deficit is wild when we could hit that restaurant, split something, then go home and you can look in the mirror and tweet ‘on my own fucking soul I’m locking in now’ about how good we look together instead.
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Balancing school, mental health, and an overactive brain. Coffee, anime, and overthinking expert. Once aced a test after zero sleep and three panic attacks.– @satorusukii
Your signature cocktail
The Edgy Yeagerbomb
This cocktail is strong and volatile, like locking in on being pretty while spiraling, echoing their all‑in intensity in “on my own fucking soul i'm locking in now im So dead serious idgaf what anyone says i wanna be pretty”. Blackberry vodka brings a dark sweetness that mirrors their mix of affection and self-loathing, from “i'm either gonna marry him or it's gonna be my biggest heartbreak so let's shoot for marriage” to “i feel disgusted when i look in the mirror why am i so fucking ugly”. The espresso shot captures their raw, jittery intensity and late‑night overthinking like “started imagining how it would feel if he left and genuinely bursted into sobs (no one ever stays)”. Grapefruit tonic adds a sharp bitterness, reflecting their biting humor and suicidal ideation in “yo maybe i'll just kms” and “i need to kill myswlf so fucking bad nobodywants me here anyways”. Maraschino cherry syrup is the unexpectedly soft, romantic core beneath the chaos, inspired by “i miss my boyf” and “if i (horrible evil wicked loser chud) can get an amazing perfect lovely patient reassuring hot boyfriend so can you”. The smoked sea salt rim represents their scars, coping, and dark humor about pain, from “dude i wanna cut so fucking bad like so bad sosososososo bad” to “how bro looks at me when i reveal that i Enjoy relapsing and cutting and scarspo and starving”, giving the drink a lingering, complicated finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show intense loyalty and attachment to loved ones, especially their boyfriend, in tweets like “i miss my boyf”, “i just want my bf”, and “i'm either gonna marry him or it's gonna be my biggest heartbreak so let's shoot for marriage”. Even when they feel like a burden, they are deeply concerned about not dragging him down, saying “i'm literally the worst partner in the world i'm too controlling... i need to take a step back so i stop dragging him down lowk”, which shows a self-sacrificing, others-first mindset characteristic of Hufflepuff. They crave connection and fairness in relationships, as seen in “plz don't not talk to me just because i'm sad” and their anger at people glamorizing EDs in “you can't tell me i'm perfect and then make a thing out of starving urself... don't act like triggers don't exist”, suggesting strong values about how people should treat one another. Their self-hatred and suicidality run through the timeline, but what stands out is that their lowest points are often framed around feeling they've failed others: “the concept of ending my shit so he has a chance at a future with someone better” and “the concept of a cut for everytime i was mean to him tn”. This combination of devotion, guilt over hurting people, and longing to be a “good partner” fits Hufflepuff’s core traits of loyalty, emotional dedication, and valuing relationships above all.
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Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it mixes dark humor, self-loathing, and a longing for a different self in the same way their timeline does. They talk openly about suicidality and self-harm, like in “i wanna kill myself” and “maybe i'll just slit my fucking wrists maybe then she won't be so fucking mean to me”, echoing the song’s fixation on death and wasted youth. Their complicated relationship with their body and ED (“just turned down going to my favorite mexican place bc of calorie deficit” and “unfortunately 120 i miss my prime ed”) matches lyrics about wanting to be thinner, prettier, and more "perfect." The song’s themes of feeling like a failure and inherently broken mirror tweets like “i've lost every talent i once possessed maybe i should just fucking kill myself i can't do anything i wanna die.” and “i'm literally the worst partner in the world i'm too controlling and my bpd makes me fucking miserable to be around”. At the same time, their love for their boyfriend (“i miss my boyf”, “i'm either gonna marry him or it's gonna be my biggest heartbreak so let's shoot for marriage”) parallels the way Teen Idle swings between yearning, romantic fantasy, and deep cynicism about themselves.
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