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Your Simpsons character
Saturn shares Comic Book Guy's mix of deep niche interests and sarcastic humor. His obsession with alternate history ('Updated infobox for the 1960 Presidential Election in Two Tribes') and his strong opinions on fantasy settings ('I want my victorian era and bronze age fantasy stories damnit!') parallel the character's passion for comics and pop culture. Both have a knack for delivering biting commentary, as seen in Saturn's tweet 'Silly Americans, laws are for poor people.'

Your MBTI personality Type
Saturn exhibits traits of an INTP: introspective, analytical, and curious. His deep dives into complex topics like history and space ('The Appalachian mountains... are older than bones') reflect his intuitive and thinking nature. His alternate history projects ('Updated infobox for the 1960 Presidential Election in Two Tribes') show a love for theoretical exploration. His sarcastic humor ('Funnier option, mass write-in campaign for FDR's corpse') and occasional cynicism align with the INTP's tendency for detached, critical thinking.

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Space & history nerd 🚀 | Alternate history tinkerer | Sarcastic shitposter | Recent convert to religion | Kissinger's least favorite prophet | #DraftGore2028 | Orbiting your bad takes since forever– @Saturn_Shuttle

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The 'Orbital Snark' captures Saturn’s sharp wit and reflective nature. Whiskey represents his depth and maturity, while ginger beer adds a spicy kick, mirroring his sarcasm ('Funnier option, mass write-in campaign for FDR's corpse'). Lime juice brings a zesty edge, reflecting his creative side ('Updated infobox for the 1960 Presidential Election in Two Tribes'). Bitters add a touch of cynicism, tying it all together. It’s a drink as complex and intriguing as Saturn himself.

Your Hogwarts House
Saturn's intellectual curiosity and creative pursuits make him a perfect fit for Ravenclaw. His work on alternate history ('Updated infobox for the 1960 Presidential Election in Two Tribes') and his fascination with space and history ('The Appalachian mountains... are older than bones') reflect a love for knowledge and exploration. Additionally, his sarcastic humor and reflective nature align with Ravenclaw's appreciation for wit and introspection. He embodies the house's values of wisdom and creativity.

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This iconic song about space exploration and existential reflection suits Saturn's love for aerospace and his thoughtful nature. His tweet 'WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGIES TO DO WHAT TO TIME AND SPACE NOW????' captures the awe and curiosity reflected in the song. Additionally, the song's melancholic tone aligns with his occasional cynicism ('Guys, gonna be real with you I don't think those deportees are alive atp'). It's a poetic fit for his personality.

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