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The user's blend of dark cynicism, elitist nostalgia for older war epics, and obsessive sub‑culture commentary matches Comic Book Guy, the resident cynic of Springfield who constantly critiques pop culture. He quotes Shakespeare ("Cowards die many times before their deaths.") and laments the decline of empire ("The 50s to 70s military epics… the magnificent dying light of the setting imperial sun…"), just as Comic Book Guy glorifies classic comics and films. His repeated bleak statements ("Destroy it all", "KILL THEM ALL", "We live in a harvest of death") echo Comic Book Guy’s misanthropic catch‑phrase "Worst. … Ever." The user's focus on niche anime and otaku references ("Every girl needs a boy versed in the fascist d'Annunzio esque visual novel…", "Yurikeks quake at the sight of a performative…") mirrors Comic Book Guy’s obsessive fandom of obscure media. Finally, the mention of "My favourite activities are playing with and brushing my very cute cats" fits Comic Book Guy’s occasionally shown love for his cat, reinforcing the nerdy, solitary vibe.

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The user rarely engages in social interaction and their tweets are solitary, cryptic monologues such as "Cowards die many times before their deaths." indicating introverted communication. Their language focuses on abstract, symbolic visions ("We live in a harvest of death", "Open up your mind and ku ku ku, baby") rather than concrete details, showing a preference for intuition (N). The harsh, logical‑sounding judgments like "KILL THEM ALL" and "Rend the flesh of your unworthy masters" reveal a thinking (T) orientation, prioritizing objective or ideological criteria over personal feelings. Repeated references to a structured plan ("trusting the plan", "They will all see") and a desire to commit to long‑term projects ("Sudden impulse to study marble sculpture for 10 years") indicate a judging (J) preference for order and decisive action. Combining introversion, intuition, thinking, and judging, the profile aligns best with the INTJ type, a strategic, independent thinker with a visionary but often nihilistic outlook.

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Wizard of words, cat enthusiast, art & history nerd. Once tried carving a marble statue of a game hero. #CreativeChaos– @saturninesage

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The drink is as dark and relentless as the tweet "KILL THEM ALL". Its black vodka and charcoal syrup echo the line "We live in a harvest of death", while the blood orange adds a splash of violent crimson. A splash of yuzu liqueur brings the Japanese spirit referenced in "I'm off dat 大和魂 weed". The hint of absinthe mirrors the chaotic mindset of "The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts." Finally, a garnish of cat‑shaped chocolate honors the soft side: "My favourite activities are playing with and brushing my very cute cats".

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The user’s tweets often celebrate power, domination, and a ruthless attitude, such as "Destroy it all" and "KILL THEM ALL", reflecting Slytherin’s ambition and willingness to achieve goals by any means. Their admiration for militaristic narratives – "The 50s to 70s military epics are the last cultural artifacts of the British Empire... stories of war time anglo heroicism" – shows a fascination with conquest and authority, hallmarks of Slytherin. While they cite a disdain for cowardice in "Cowards die many times before their deaths," the overall tone is more aligned with cunning and aggressive self‑assertion rather than Gryffindor bravery. The repeated hateful and elitist language, such as "activision is GAY and has AIDS" and "fascist d'Annunzio‑esque visual novel core school of romance," demonstrates a lack of the empathy typical of Hufflepuff and a focus on personal superiority, again pointing to Slytherin. Therefore, the profile best matches the traits of Slytherin.

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The Imperial March, the theme associated with Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire, captures the authoritarian, war‑loving and nihilistic tone of @saturninesage’s tweets. Their repeated calls for violence, such as “KILL THEM ALL” and “Destroy it all”, echo the march’s relentless, oppressive rhythm. The user’s nostalgic references to “The 50s to 70s military epics are the last cultural artifacts of the British Empire…” align with the imperial grandeur the music evokes. Lines like “We live in a harvest of death” and “Rend the flesh of your unworthy masters” reflect the track’s dark, unforgiving atmosphere. The foreboding melody mirrors the user’s self‑portrait as a wizard‑like figure (🧙♂️) who revels in domination and destruction.

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