Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about sadness, stress, and crying in public, like in “nem esperei chegar em casa chorei no caminho msm” and “ninguém sabe q eu tava chorando no carro antes de sair KKKKKKK”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on own behavior and guilt, as in “ontem foi a UNICA vez... fui escroto com alguém de proposito... não consigo não me sentir culpado”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and irony to cope, e.g. “desde q eu fiz a analogia de que a minha xereca parece um sanduiche” and “n vejo a hora de chegar em casa pra eu cagar”.
- Caring friend: Values friendships and gets excited about social bonds, like “gente, fiz uma amizade nova ontem e nas circunstâncias mais loucas do mundo” and chatting with Noah in “eu e o noah conversando em duas redes sociais”.
- Culturally curious: Engages deeply with music, films, and series, e.g. hyukoh and Sunset Rollercoaster in “eu amo fumar e ouvir musica... banda chinesa” and reading The Metamorphosis in “tô lendo a metamorfose pela primeira vez”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional overload: Frequently reports exhaustion and heaviness, like “hoje o programa ficou tao pesado e agora eu sinto o meu peito pesado” and “nossa gente to tao exausto”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Bio and tweets show low hope and negativity, e.g. bio “i don't have any hope left” and “eu só quwro ir pra casa e dar uma chorada, de verdade vou conseguir? com ctz nao”.
- Family stress: Repeated conflict and resentment toward father, like “eba perdendo dia de emprego por causa do meu pai” and “chegou a hora... dar um apavoro no meu pai”.
- Self-neglect: Skips basic self-care and pushes limits, as in “desde as 09h apenas com um gole de cafe na barriga, acho q ta na hora de comer ne”.
- Loneliness craving: Strong, repeated focus on lack of affection, like multiple “quero dormir de conchinha” tweets and “ngm p dormir agarrado comigo fazendo carinho”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, emotionally intense, and always overthinking everything. Like Lisa, they juggle sadness and hope with self-awareness and humor, saying things like “i don't have any hope left but the weather is nice” and still finding joy in music, therapy, and little comforts. Their emotional honesty and tendency to cry in transit or after stressful events mirrors Lisa’s sensitivity and overwhelm, as shown in “nem esperei chegar em casa chorei no caminho msm” and “eu só quwro ir pra casa e dar uma chorada, de verdade”. They’re also reflective and curious (about media, relationships, and even astrology), similar to Lisa’s analytical side, as in “tô lendo a metamorfose pela primeira vez… gregor samsa estamos com você” and “eu acho mto legal eu ter muitos posicionamentos no meu mapa astral que falam de relacionamentos enquanto eu sou 100% solteiro há quase 9 anos”. Finally, their love for their psychologist and interest in mental health and inner life—“gente eu amei minha psicologa espero nunca ter alta”—fit perfectly with Lisa’s therapy-kid energy and constant search for understanding and connection.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often emphasize wanting to be alone or withdrawing from others, like “nao falei com quase ngm hj e to ignorando a todos to feliz com isso? bastante na vdd”, and process feelings privately (crying in the car, on the way home, or on the train) rather than in overt social performance, despite working in a very social TV job. Their posts show strong Intuition (N): they frequently drift into imaginative or symbolic territory instead of concrete how‑to details, like their astrology reflection “eu acho mto legal eu ter muitos posicionamentos no meu mapa astral que falam de relacionamentos enquanto eu sou 100% solteiro há quase 9 anos” and the way they anthropomorphize music and media (wanting to “desassociar” at a Hyukoh show) “eu quero um show do hyukoh eu quero desassociar ouvindo wanli...”. They are clearly Feeling (F)‑oriented: emotional states, empathy, and relationships dominate their timeline—longing for affection (“quero dormir de conchinha”; “nao existe mesmo amor em sp ngm p dormir agarrado comigo”) and guilt over being harsh even when they felt justified (“foi a UNICA vez em muito tempo que eu fui escroto com alguém de proposito... eu não consigo não me sentir culpado por isso msm q ele tenha merecido cada palavra minha”). Their lifestyle and tone suggest Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous and somewhat chaotic—acting on impulse (rasping legs after years, going for random caipirinhas, joking about finances only after a “surto”) “apos um surto envolvendo finanças, acho que eu vou conseguir finalmente me estabelecer”, and dealing with things as they come rather than via rigid planning. The combination of introspective emotional depth, romantic longing, imaginative inner life, and flexible, slightly messy day‑to‑day approach aligns best with INFP overall.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re going to Calvin just to hear ‘Summer’ and ‘How Deep Is Your Love’… want me to join so we can prove this *is* what we came for?
- You keep tweeting that you want to sleep spooning, but I’m starting to think you just haven’t found the right human pillow yet—wanna run a very scientific test?
- As a fellow member of the ‘crying on public transport’ cinematic universe, I volunteer to be the reason you cry one day because you’re laughing too hard next to the hot guy on the train, not from sadness.
- You said you’ve been single for almost 9 years mesmo com um mapa astral cheio de coisa de relacionamento… maybe the stars were just waiting for a hormonizado, Hyukoh‑loving, Fall Guys champion like you to slide into my DMs.
- You: smoking while listening to Hyukoh and Sunset Rollercoaster, hormonizado graças a Deus, reading Kafka and raging at Verdades Secretas. Me: extremely interested in becoming the chaotic little side quest in that series.
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2005 • TV worker who cries on the train, smokes to Chinese indie, and overthinks in therapy • once skipped lunch, coffee-only, until 3PM and survived– @saulomasoquista
Your signature cocktail
No Amor em SP Sour
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee beans for the chaotic mornings of running on caffeine and vibes, like when they said they’d been surviving on just “um gole de cafe” before eating “acho q ta na hora de comer ne”. A splash of sparkling rosé nods to their soft glam and celebratory side, as when they casually drop “ola amigos estou tomando um espumante”. Passion fruit juice brings tropical sweetness and sexual yearning energy, echoing the thirst and longing scattered through posts like “meu deus eu preciso *****” and all the tweets wanting to sleep cuddled. A tiny dash of saline solution represents the tears and emotional overwhelm behind the jokes, from crying on the way home “nem esperei chegar em casa chorei no caminho msm” to hiding that they’d been crying in the car before work “ninguém sabe q eu tava chorando no carro antes de sair”. Finally, a smoked rosemary sprig adds a hazy aroma for their love of smoking and music “eu amo fumar e ouvir musica”, and the bittersweet, slightly burnt edge of feeling that “eu não tenho any hope left mas o clima tá bom” and “nao existe mesmo amor em sp”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff traits of emotional loyalty, care, and persistence in tough circumstances. Their guilt after being intentionally rude, even when they feel the person deserved it — “ontem foi a UNICA vez em muito tempo que eu fui escroto com alguém de proposito e mesmo assim, eu não consigo não me sentir culpado por isso msm q ele tenha merecido cada palavra minha” — reflects a deep sense of fairness and kindness. They push through exhaustion and emotional pain to perform well at work — “eu posso estar mal pra caralho, mas eu preciso engolir tudo e ser a simpatia em pessoa na rua ninguém sabe q eu tava chorando no carro antes de sair” — which shows reliability and work ethic rather than glory-seeking. Their affection for their psychologist — “gente eu amei minha psicologa espero nunca ter alta” — and desire for simple emotional intimacy like cuddling — “quero dormir de conchinha” — highlights that close, steady relationships matter more to them than status or conquest. While they’re witty and introspective, their core focus is surviving, caring, and being decent to others, which aligns squarely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Cigarette Daydreams - Cage the Elephant
A song about quiet sadness, longing, and trying to keep it together in everyday life fits them almost perfectly. They constantly balance humor with exhaustion and hopelessness, like in their bio, “i don't have any hope left but the weather is nice (ele 🏳️⚧️),” and tweets such as “eu só quwro ir pra casa e dar uma chorada, de verdade vou conseguir? com ctz nao, mas vontade n falta viu” and “nem esperei chegar em casa chorei no caminho msm”. The song’s mellow, reflective tone echoes the way they talk about being drained and still having to be nice at work, like in “o foda do meu trampo é que eu posso estar mal pra caralho, mas eu preciso engolir tudo e ser a simpatia em pessoa na rua ninguém sabe q eu tava chorando no carro antes de sair KKKKKKK”. There’s also a strong theme of yearning and loneliness in their constant wish to be held, as in “querendo mto dormir de conchinha” and “nao existe mesmo amor em sp ngm p dormir agarrado comigo fazendo carinho em meus lindos cabelos”, which lines up with the song’s longing for connection. Even their small comforts—smoking, music, late-night thoughts—mirror the introspective, cigarette-laced nostalgia in Cigarette Daydreams, like “eu amo fumar e ouvir musica neste momento eu estou escutando uma banda chinesa e estou adorando cada segundo”. Overall, the track’s mix of vulnerability, melancholy, and soft resilience reflects how they navigate their daily chaos with self-deprecating humor and a lot of feeling.
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