SaurabhJejurkar
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Observant: Points out factual errors, e.g., tweets about Western Maharashtra being in Marathwada
- Self-aware: Acknowledges personal burnout and wasted potential, e.g., 'I feel I am wasting my potential'
- Humorous: Uses memes and sarcasm, e.g., 'Taurus peeps be like' and funny flyover comment
- Community-oriented: Thanks friends, asks for help, e.g., thanking @sidiously_ and requesting job help
- Expressive: Utilizes emojis and vivid language to convey feelings, e.g., frequent '😭', '🥰' in posts
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Posts rapid emotional rants, e.g., 'aaj kal twitter kholte hi ghussa aajata h'
- Negative: Frequent complaints about platform and society, e.g., repeated '😭😭' and criticisms of algorithms
- Polarizing: Shares strong political opinions on Bangladesh, Palestine and Indian politics, e.g., 'Sad to see some NRI...'
- Self-deprecating: Belittles self, e.g., 'I am gonna kms' and 'My boring diet'
- Unfocused: Content jumps between topics (politics, gym, memes, cats) without clear niche, e.g., mix of flyover meme and personal diet posts
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is a mischievous, outspoken teen who constantly vents his frustrations and jokes about everyday life. Saurabh’s frequent emotional outbursts like "I am gonna kms" and "Everyday I feel I am wasting my potential by doing same stupidity" echo Bart’s teenage angst. His sarcastic self‑advice "Reminder to myself : You are never going to be rich renting out your time." and jokes about dating apps ("Dating app is just timewaste thing. Isiliye me dating apps nhi chalata") fit Bart’s rebellious, anti‑conformist attitude. The mix of meme‑style posts about "oomfs", constant emoji use, and rants about algorithm bias ("aaj kal twitter kholte hi ghussa aajata h. Bhot immature log ko algorithm favor kr raha h.") mirrors Bart’s fast‑paced, meme‑heavy social media style. Finally, his occasional gym and diet posts ("My boring diet…") show a teen trying to be "fit", much like Bart’s occasional attempts at being cool.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user’s frequent self‑referential reflections (e.g., "I am feeling burnout 💔😂" and "I should have kept long hairs but ... I am gonna kms") show a focus on internal experience, indicating Introversion. Their interest in patterns, abstract ideas and future goals (e.g., "I decode", "Take data of minorities in Bangladesh, Pakistan and India you will certainly see minorities are in much better position", "I am keeping 70 wpm target before 2026") points to Intuition. They rely on logical analysis and data‑driven criticism (e.g., "Shilajit is biggest scam man" and the same data‑driven minority comparison), suggesting Thinking over Feeling. A clear preference for planning and structured progress is evident in statements like "I am keeping 70 wpm target before 2026" and "Before: After: … gym transformation", aligning with Judging.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever hit 11:11 together, can I be the peace you wish for—making a perfect wish side by side?
- You call Shilajit a scam, but meeting you feels like the only natural supplement I need to boost my heart rate—no gym required.
- Your C++ code strives for readability and performance; my only algorithm is to loop through your mind and optimize a date with you.
- Pune cats might be pretty, but they've never seen a smile as bright as yours—let's grab a protein shake and make the cats jealous.
- You're typing at 40 wpm and aiming for 70; how about we race to each other's numbers and see who can type 'I like you' the fastest?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Former skinny kid turned software tinkerer & squat junkie. On a quest to hit 70 wpm, lift heavier, and discover Pune's best biryani.– @SaurabhJejurkar
Your signature cocktail
Parallel 11:11 Punch
The Parallel 11:11 Punch captures Saurabh's mix of hustle, tech mindset, and love for midnight moments, echoing his tweet "Reminder to myself : You are never going to be rich renting out your time." A base of spiced gin and ginger-infused vodka mirrors his gym grind and his claim "I decode. I gym. I read.", while the tangy tamarind syrup adds the Indian flavor he often celebrates in meals like "My boring diet😭😭 Tell me how you guys make good and tasty meals 🥹". A splash of lime and a dash of chili bitters bring the punchy sarcasm of his "Shilajit is biggest scam man." and the fiery frustration he vents about the algorithm, "aaj kal twitter kholte hi ghussa aajata h." Finally, the cocktail is garnished with a tiny cat-shaped garnish, a nod to his "Pune cats are prettier 🧿🥰" tweet, and its 11:11 garnish of a silver sugar rim reminds him of the peaceful "11:11 Peace 🕊✌️" moments he loves.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user’s bio states "I decode. I gym. I read," highlighting a love for learning and problem‑solving, a core Ravenclaw trait. In several tweets they discuss code quality, e.g., "Below program should be like this … C++ code should be readable, maintainable and performance optimised," showing a focus on intellect and precision. Their dedication to self‑improvement, such as "A month ago I started the typing… target 70 wpm before 2026," reflects the Ravenclaw drive for knowledge and mastery. Additionally, the tweet "Reminder to myself: You are never going to be rich renting out your time" reveals a reflective, strategic mindset typical of Ravenclaw’s ambition for personal growth.
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Your song
Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson
The song captures Saurabh's resilient mindset, as he constantly reminds himself about hustle: "Reminder to myself : You are never going to be rich renting out your time." His frequent references to burnout and feeling wasted potential, like "Everyday I feel I am wasting my potential by doing same stupidity" and "This year we went through a lot. Now I am feeling burnout", align with the lyric "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." The track's empowering chorus mirrors his self‑improvement drive, seen in his gym posts ("1.5 km treadmill pe daudake kutte jaisa hafne laga hoon") and his typing speed goal ("A month ago I started the typing... I am keeping 70 wpm target before 2026"). Even when he expresses darker thoughts ("I should have kept long hairs but ... I am gonna kms"), the song encourages pushing through adversity. Overall, the blend of motivational beats and lyrics about turning struggle into strength perfectly fits the mix of frustration, ambition, and optimism in his timeline.
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