Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Well-Read: She frequently quotes classical literature and philosophy, such as “Jane Austen” and “Kierkegaard”.
- Passionate Sports Fan: She shows deep dedication to the Black Caps, even “watching irrelevant leagues” just to see specific players like Trent Boult.
- Social Awareness: She advocates for women's rights and “consent”, and expresses solidarity via flags in her bio.
- Family Oriented: She shares “affectionate anecdotes” about her niece, showing a gentle and caring side.
- Honest Communication: She is transparent about her mental health and “need for psychiatric help” with her followers.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Jinxing: She admits to “watching football to jinx” teams she dislikes, such as Liverpool.
- Emotional Volatility: She experiences extreme reactions to sports, claiming she “feels like dying” when not watching cricket.
- Aggressive Language: She uses harsh insults, calling others “insufferable, annoying creatures” when their opinions differ.
- Hyper-fixation: Her intense focus on players like Boult leads her to “feel attacked” by random content or minor inconveniences.
- Attention Seeking: She openly complains when individuals “stop giving her attention” on the timeline.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user mirrors Lisa's unique blend of high-brow intellectualism and intense emotional sensitivity. Like Lisa, they are deeply invested in literature and philosophy, quoting classic authors to contrast modern culture, such as “jane austen: ‘You pierce my soul...’ vs colleen hoover: ‘I didn’t fall in love with you. I flew’😭😭😭😭” and citing thinkers like “schopenhauer”. They exhibit Lisa's strong moral compass and political awareness, seen in their bio and tweets advocating for justice, notably stating “there should be a death penalty for r*pists”. Despite this seriousness, they share Lisa's occasional feeling of isolation among peers, jokingly asking, “do y'all ever see my tweets and instantly think she needs psychiatric help?”
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Apricot exhibits Introversion through her preference for solitary activities like reading, watching cricket alone, and missing her medication, once tweeting “do y'all ever see my tweets and instantly think she needs psychiatric help?”. Her Intuitive side is shown in her deep interest in philosophy and literature, frequently quoting Kierkegaard, Chekhov, or Jane Austen, such as when she shares “I have loved none but you” while contrasting classic prose with modern writing. She prioritizes Feeling over logic, expressing intense emotional reactions to her favorite athletes and humanitarian issues, notably her strong moral stance on consent where she calls predators “potential RAPIST”. Finally, her Perceiving nature is evident in her spontaneous, mood-driven tweeting style and her admission of boredom and lack of structure, asking “should i go pvt and upload mediaa😛😛😛” on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Blackcaps selector? Because I’m begging you to bring me into your lineup—or I might just have to pull a Santner and go missing until you notice.
- Forget the Goodreads for cricket; I've already rated our chemistry a 5-star 'must-read' and I haven't even finished the first chapter yet.
- I may not be a well-read man dropping Kierkegaard into our DMs, but for you, I’d gladly give up my desires just to stick to the temporal reality of being yours.
- Are you Trent Boult taking a wicket in an irrelevant league? Because even when the world isn't watching, I’m still out here screaming for more of your screen time.
- I promise I’m a much better catch than 'Loserpool'—if you support me tonight, I guarantee there will be no jinxing, just a 100 on debut.
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From the depths of Mordor to the stands for New Zealand cricket. A bibliophile with a soft spot for Trent Boult, Anton Chekhov, and a perfectly timed book quote.– @sauroness
Your signature cocktail
The Dark Lord’s Googly
This cocktail is a chaotic blend of high-brow philosophy and sports-induced mania, much like a creator who claims “evil” while obsessing over “boulty's edits”. The smoky Mezcal represents their 'Mordor' home, while the bitter Fernet mirrors their habit of “hate watching” rival teams. Despite the sharp edge, the blueberry and floral ice cube highlight the softer side of someone who finds “my niece is the cutest kid ever” and quotes “jane austen”. Finally, the spicy rim captures the energy of someone who admits “twt is so better when u just block everyone who pisses u off”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Sauroness exhibits a core Ravenclaw trait through her deep appreciation for classical literature and philosophy, frequently quoting authors like Jane Austen and Kierkegaard to articulate her feelings. She demonstrates an analytical and witty nature, using intellectual references to mock modern pop culture, such as comparing Austen's prose to Colleen Hoover's by saying “Jane Austen: ‘You pierce my soul...’ vs colleen hoover: ‘I didn’t fall in love with you. I flew’😭😭😭😭 crying 😭”. Her love for learning is evident in her desire for “more philosophy oomfs” and her praise for a “well read man” who drops book quotes into conversation. Even her cricket fandom is filtered through a need for organization and data, as shown by her excitement for a “goodreads but for cricket!”. This constant intersection of intellectual curiosity and aesthetic appreciation defines her as a true Ravenclaw.
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Liability - Lorde
The song's blend of dramatic self-deprecation and intense emotional vulnerability perfectly mirrors apricot's digital presence, where they oscillate between calling themselves “evil” and joking about needing “psychiatric help”. Their obsession with the Blackcaps and dramatic reactions to cricket losses, such as saying “i feel like dying” when not watching, aligns with the song's themes of being 'too much' for others to handle. Lorde's lyrical depth also appeals to their love for classical literature and philosophy, seen when they quote Kierkegaard or claim “anton chekhov... is my twin fr fr”. Ultimately, the track captures the essence of a well-read, cricket-obsessed fan who navigates the world through high-stakes emotions and “deep seated daddy issues”.
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